Villain of My Own Story Chapter 3: The Duke Effect

Chapter 3: The Duke Effect

[Private Chat: Olivia & Duke]

Olivia

I have a very important question.

Duke

Oh no.

Olivia

Excuse me?

Duke

Every time you say that, I lose brain cells.

Olivia

RUDE. But anyway—do you think I’d survive in a zombie apocalypse?

Duke

…what.

Olivia

It’s a valid question.

Duke

Olivia, you can’t even survive without WiFi for five minutes.

Olivia

THAT’S NOT THE POINT.

Duke

You’d be the first one to die. 100%.

Olivia

Wow. The betrayal. I thought you cared about me.

Duke

I do. That’s why I’d tell you to hide while I fight.

Olivia

Oh? So you would protect me?

Duke

…I regret typing that.

Olivia

Nope. You said it. It’s canon now. You’re my official apocalypse bodyguard

Duke

*Sigh* Fine. But if you do something dumb and get us both killed, I’m haunting you in the afterlife.

Olivia

Aw, you’d still stay with me even after death? That’s so sweet.

Duke

…Why do I even talk to you?

Olivia

Because you love me.

Duke

I—no.

Olivia

Lol

[Group Chat: "Dramatic Disasters"]

Mana

Olivia, what did you do now?

Bella

She’s either flirting or being delusional. There’s no in-between.

Ana

Both, probably.

Olivia

I WAS NOT FLIRTING.

Bella

Then what were you doing?

Olivia

Just… having a normal conversation.

Mana

Define “normal.”

Olivia

Talking about zombies.

Ana

…You really got him to entertain your nonsense, huh?

Bella

Bro, if a guy willingly listens to Olivia’s crackhead thoughts, he’s already in too deep.

Mana

True.

Olivia

SHUT UP.

Ana

So, when’s the wedding?

Olivia

I'M BLOCKING YOU ALL.

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Funny Line of the Day: If Olivia was in a horror movie, she wouldn’t run from the killer—she’d start a deep conversation about life with them.

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