So… Liv. Spill. How did you and Duke even start talking?
Bella
Yeah, because last time I checked, you were still in your Dexter Era™.
Ana
And now suddenly there’s a whole new love interest? We demand a backstory.
Olivia
Okay, first of all, mind your own business.
Bella
Your love life is our business.
Mana
Literally. It’s our daily entertainment.
Ana
If Netflix was smart, they’d make a whole series on you.
Olivia
I hate you guys.
Bella
Hate us after you tell us about Duke.
Olivia
UGH. Fine. We met online. He was just this random guy in a server, and I don’t even know why, but his dumb facts and weird conversations got me interested.
Mana
So you were flirting.
Olivia
NO. I was curious. There’s a difference.
Ana
Uh-huh. Sure. Just like how you were “curious” about Dexter for three years.
Olivia
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS.
Bella
Because we know you better than you know yourself. Now continue.
Olivia
Whatever. So we started talking, and he was different, you know? Like, he actually made sense, unlike most guys online who just want attention.
Mana
Ooooh, intellectual attraction. She’s doomed.
Olivia
Maybe.
Ana
“Maybe” my foot. Girl, you’ve been smiling at your phone like an idiot for days.
Bella
I was literally gonna say that! Olivia, you don’t even realize when you’re in too deep.
Olivia
I AM NOT IN TOO DEEP.
Mana
Babe, last time you said that, you were writing Dexter’s name in your diary like a 2000s Bollywood heroine.
Ana
LMAO. You probably still have those pages saved.
Olivia
…NEXT TOPIC.
Bella
That’s what I thought.
Mana
So, does Duke know he’s starring in your next emotional drama?
Olivia
No! We’re just… getting to know each other. It’s not serious.
Ana
Yet.
Bella
We’ll check back in a month when you’re writing “Mrs. Olivia Duke” in cursive.
Olivia
I HATE YOU ALL.
Mana
We know. Now, when’s the first date?
Olivia
GIRL, LET ME BREATHE FIRST.
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Author
Funny Line of the Day:
Olivia falling in love is like watching a slow-motion car crash—you see it coming, you know it’s going to be a disaster, but you just can’t look away.
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