What happened now? Did you finally confess your love to your fridge?
Ana
Or did you trip over air again?
Olivia
…Both of you are single-handedly ruining my life.
Bella
That’s what best friends are for! Now spill the tea.
Olivia
Nothing serious, just my daily realization that I am a complete failure in life.
Ana
You say that every day, Liv. Give us something new.
Mana
Exactly. At this point, we should start taking bets on what today’s meltdown is about.
Olivia
Rude. But okay, listen. I was looking at my old messages with Dexter. BRO, I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HIM. I WAS A CLOWN.
Bella
Was? Girl, you still are.
Ana
Yeah, the way you followed that man around for three years like a lost puppy… iconic.
Olivia
Excuse me??? I was being loyal. It’s called dedication.
Mana
It’s called delusion, babe.
Olivia
Whatever. I’ve accepted my fate. We’re better as friends now. But back then, if he said, “Jump,” I would’ve asked, “How high?”
Bella
If he said, “Disappear,” you’d have vanished.
Ana
If he said, “Die,” you’d have already written your will.
Olivia
Wow, I love the support. Really feeling the love here.
Mana
Always, bestie! Now, when are you introducing us to that new guy, Duke?
Olivia
Duke? I just met him! Relax!
Bella
Oh, so we’re pretending you don’t already have a crush? Got it.
Olivia
I— SHUT UP.
Ana
It’s okay, Liv. We’ll be here to support you… and also make fun of you when this one goes wrong too.
Olivia
You guys are evil. I should block you all.
Bella
You won’t.
Mana
You love us too much.
Ana
And who else would listen to your dramatic rants at 3 AM?
Olivia
…Okay, valid point. But I still hate you.
Bella
Love you too, clown.
Mana
Love you more, delulu queen.
Ana
Let’s be real, we all love your disasters. What’s life without Olivia’s tragic love life to laugh at?
Olivia
I HOPE YOUR WIFI DISCONNECTS MIDWAY THROUGH YOUR FAVORITE SHOW.
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Author
Funny Line of the Day:
Being Olivia’s friend is like having a front-row seat to the most dramatic reality show ever—except it’s free, and the main character cries a lot.
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Ana🥀
exactlyyyyy 😭😂
2025-02-10
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