Episode 4: A Broken Rule
Bunny_Kook
Can anyone explain to me why there's a letter under our door step???
Mochi_Jimin
Are you sure it's not a fan letter?
Gucci_Tae
No it's not. It's looks.. Uh.. Like serious business
Grandpa_Yoongi
Goddammit. Let Namjoon do this.
Dimple_Joon
AND WHY AM I THE ONE TO DO THAT?
Mochi_Jimin
Cuz your the leader. DUH XD
Dimple_Joon
That's not a very reasonable reason but ok
Bunny_Kook
It says that we have broken a rule.
Gucci_Tae
Kookie your reading it?
Bunny_Kook
Yeah, I just did.
Sunshine_Hobi
And what does it say? I'm pretty sure it won't only say that we've broken a rule. There should be a reason
Handsome_Jinnie
Send a screenshot and I'll believe you Jungkook
Bunny_Kook
Sorry but when I tried to put it on the table I accidentally squished it with my muscled-fingers and idk what the rest of it said, I only read the "sorry to inform you that you've broke a rule"
Dimple_Joon
JEON JUNGKOOK THAT COULDVE BEEN IMPORTANT
Bunny_Kook
I know hyung. I'm (not) sorry
Gucci_Tae
Jungkookie you little—! You didn't even let me read it
Handsome_Jinnie
Oh great. I'll try to put the pieces together, maybe it'll work. Anyone have glue?
Mochi_Jimin
I do! Just take it from my desk. I'm trying to relax in my bathtub v_v
Handsome_Jinnie
OH I GOT IT!
Gucci_Tae
Jinnie hyung to the rescue :3
Gucci_Tae
Now what does it say??
Handsome_Jinnie
Ummm, it says... I can't read it!
Grandpa_Yoongi
It says "I can't read it"?
Handsome_Jinnie
No u dumb@$$
Handsome_Jinnie
It's really hard to read with all the words squished with each other...
Sunshine_Hobi
Can I try reading it?
Grandpa_Yoongi
No let me do it since I'm an expert. Besides, I even won an award at school for reading the most books ^_^
Handsome_Jinnie
Nvm just don't feel too confident and just read it
Grandpa_Yoongi
Ok sooo.. I think it's saying
Grandpa_Yoongi
"hello dear Bangtan Sonyeondan. We are from the ARMY court, and we are writing this because with all due respect, we sadly inform you that you have broken a rule in our community of Bangtan/ARMY."
Grandpa_Yoongi
"Since the old days,you have been so active on stage. But little do you know that you responsible for all the lives that were lost."
Grandpa_Yoongi
"and guess what is the reason of so many ARMYs death: RUDE DANCING."
Handsome_Jinnie
I guess so
Dimple_Joon
That's not the point here! What rude dancing??? I know nothing. Hmph.
Grandpa_Yoongi
Lol hyung you can't prove your innocence cuz of all the videos in the Internet
Bunny_Kook
And don't forget "TAKE IT OFF NOW GUURRRL" XD
Dimple_Joon
Expensive girl has nothing to do with this X(
Handsome_Jinnie
Just admit it. We all secretly practice how to do hip thrusts and sxy expressions infront of the mirror.
Grandpa_Yoongi
Says the one who hip thrusted the most in Baepsae
Sunshine_Hobi
And you didn't??
Bunny_Kook
Guys, let's not fight about this. I guess what ARMYs are trying to say is, that we should avoid such rude dancing and be polite.
Bunny_Kook
And stay nice to our fans instead of "killing" them v_v
Gucci_Tae
And like when the hell were you so nice????
Bunny_Kook
Hey! You too >:(
And the argument went for an hour until they came to an agreement.
Dimple_Joon
Alright, so unless the choreographer says so, we can't do any rude dancing. Is it ok with all of you?
Grandpa_Yoongi
Phew. That's definitely ok with me
Bunny_Kook
If our leader says so.. Then alright
Sunshine_Hobi
Hard to say yes but,,, YES :'(
Dimple_Joon
So that is our agreement for this month!
Grandpa_Yoongi
For this MONTH?!?! Only for a MONTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sunshine_Hobi
Ohhh 0_O that's okay with me lol
Dimple_Joon
Any problems with that?
Dimple_Joon
Let's just send a letter to the ARMY court to let them know that we've decided to not break that rule again :D
Mochi_Jimin
But if we're not gonna do rude dancing for only a MONTH, it's most likely one of us will break it again
Dimple_Joon
Don't doubt the IQ of 148
A few minutes passed ....
Bunny_Kook
So who's gonna write that letter?
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