Episode 1: Jimin's Lost Jams
Mochi_Jimin
Help me out here just this once please?
Sunshine_Hobi
You say that every time but it's nothing to actually freak out over -_-
Gucci_Tae
What is it Jiminie?
Mochi_Jimin
This is very important so listen up
Handsome_Jinnie
We're all ears 👍
Mochi_Jimin
My jams went missing since 2014 and I still can't find it
Mochi_Jimin
I decided I can't find them alone and I need your help 😔
Grandpa_Yoongi
Legends has it that midgets are meant to not have them
Mochi_Jimin removed Grandpa_Yoongi
Gucci_Tae
Don't listen to haters ChimChim >:(
Mochi_Jimin
Aww, thanks Tae TTwTT
Bunny_Kook
I can't take all this sweetness, it's too much that I'm starting to puke 😷🤒
Gucci_Tae
Shut up, your just jealous 😤
Handsome_Jinnie added Grandpa_Yoongi
Handsome_Jinnie
Now y'all dimwits be nice to each other and get along alright 😤
Sunshine_Hobi
Hyung it's just your fantasies, there's no such thing as being nice as long as Suga hyung exist
Grandpa_Yoongi
I was wondering who I should kick in the balls today and I think I finally found that person 🤔
Mochi_Jimin
anyways, can we get back to me?
Mochi_Jimin
I'm having a very tough and depressing time without my jams
Mochi_Jimin
They're the only thing I have that helps me survive this dark and cruel world 💔
Bunny_Kook
JIMINIE HYUNG'S JAMS!!!!!!
Mochi_Jimin
Omg my jams.. Your alive?! 😭
Jimin's Jams
JIMIN!!!!!!! 😭
Grandpa_Yoongi
Of course this reunion would be hella dramatic
Handsome_Jinnie
C'mon Yoongi, you should be happy for him 😢
Mochi_Jimin
Am I still dreaming?
Grandpa_Yoongi
Talking jam bottles don't exist
Handsome_Jinnie
Don't spoil the moment
Bunny_Kook
First things first, where have you been?
Jimin's Jams
I was jamnapped 😔💔
Gucci_Tae
Now that's just tragic
Mochi_Jimin
Can you tell us who kidnapped you?
Jimin's Jams
By a person named ...
Handsome_Jinnie
Did Jimin just fall off the bed, stood up, got out of his room, knocked on Namjoon's door 10 times, kicked the door open, asked for an explanation all in 1 second?
Handsome_Jinnie
No I think I'm just—
Mochi_Jimin added Dimple_Joon
Mochi_Jimin
HYUNG I TRUSTED YOU 😤
Jimin's Jams
There's the criminal! Arrest him!!!!!
Dimple_Joon
I swear this is all just a misunderstanding, I'm completely innocent
Dimple_Joon
Let me explain
Mochi_Jimin
YES IM LISTENING
Dimple_Joon
He's actually just a jam jar I bought for you from the shop to make you happy
Dimple_Joon
But I'm sorry it turned out this way
Mochi_Jimin
That's so nice of you.. 💕
Dimple_Joon
Of course I would do anything for you Jiminie 😊
Mochi_Jimin
But one question
Mochi_Jimin
Then that means those aren't MY jams... Those are the shop's jams
Grandpa_Yoongi
That doesn't make any sense—
Mochi_Jimin
So I can't steal someone— I mean something else's jams
Mochi_Jimin
I'll return him back for you hyung
Jimin's Jams
No what are you doing 😭💔 I'm your precious jams
Jimin's Jams
How can you do this to me
Mochi_Jimin removed Jimin's Jams
Mochi_Jimin
That's enough of that 😤
Mochi_Jimin
I decided.. I'll just accept the fact I don't have any jams or will never get any 😔
Grandpa_Yoongi
Jimin just forget it, it's nothing to get all upset over
Grandpa_Yoongi
I love you and so does everyone else 💕
Grandpa_Yoongi
Wait I didn't mean to say that
Grandpa_Yoongi
I changed my mind, I hate you ok
Mochi_Jimin
I love you too hyung 🤗
Grandpa_Yoongi
No you don't
Sunshine_Hobi
Aww look at Yoongi hyung getting all shy and flustered 😂❤️ it's adorable
Grandpa_Yoongi
AND I AM NOT ADORABLE
Grandpa_Yoongi left the chat
Gucci_Tae
I can't even count the amount of times he leaves this group
Gucci_Tae
Why do we even bother adding him back
Bunny_Kook
But you gotta admit, he's cute 😣 I'm jealous
Bunny_Kook
I wish he would at least say I love you to me accidentally
Gucci_Tae
I hear that once in a life time from that hyung
Sunshine_Hobi
But now that he's gone, why do we need to be so formal to him???
Handsome_Jinnie
Just because he's not here doesn't mean you all can be so mean to him 😤
Handsome_Jinnie
Do you want me to tell him about this?!
Mochi_Jimin
C'mon hyung, your not fun 😪 imagine him being your hyung. You would wanna call him by only Yoongi when he's not around as well, won't you? 👀
Handsome_Jinnie
I can't take this anymore. I'm not coming back here until you all learn how to be nice 😤
Gucci_Tae
Seokjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin~
Handsome_Jinnie
That's gonna appear in my nightmare tonight
Handsome_Jinnie left the chat
Dimple_Joon
Wait, there's a problem
Gucci_Tae
What? Yoongi hyu— I mean, Yoongi found out?!
Dimple_Joon
It's the jam guy—
Jimin's Jams
I came back to tell you all that I have brought an army of jams to destroy you
Dimple_Joon
Well you know, your plan would go a bit more smoother if you didn't tell us about it
Sunshine_Hobi removed Jimin's Jams
Jimin's Jams
I'll come back no matter how many times you remove me >:)
Jimin's Jams
Because I'm bulletproof—
Dimple_Joon
Bulletproof my butt
Dimple_Joon
All I had to do was kick him out of space to Saturn
Dimple_Joon
Now what do I get in return?
Comments
kyotama
grandpa yoongi😭😭😢but this is amazing
2020-02-07
2
🌕BTS'_Jzz_🥀
it was so damn funnyyyyy...their names their profile pictures n even the way they talked exactly matches
2020-02-05
3
AsTeria
OMG ! it's hillarious loll
I enjoyed reading it a lot .
keep it up author
2020-01-31
2