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Harry
Yeah, I could tell that, professor
Severus Snape
hm, first time that you call me that...
Harry
what do you mean, I always call you that because you're my professor
Severus Snape
don't lie… To me…
Harry
I didn't lie to you at all
Severus Snape
you call me by my last name with no words of the term as professor...
Harry
well that- you're not wrong about that
Howard
dang, how rude can you be?
Raj
calm down, he's just asking
Sheldon
by my calculation, it has already been an hour
Howard
it has? oh, time flies by so fast
Sheldon
so to answer the thing that professor Snape said is that it is true as Harry Potter never call him a professor at all
Severus Snape
who are you to be calling me a professor when you aren't even one of my students...
Sheldon
well, I'm just trying to be respectful
Severus Snape
I don't need it...
Sheldon
oh, well in that case
Lenord
here we go again...
Sheldon
it is true about Severus snape
Sheldon
the thing where he said
Harry
no, I definitely call him a professor
Sheldon
I'm pretty sure you didn't
Fred
hey Shelly, already finish the naughty corner now, are we?
Sheldon
I can't even imagine on what you are talking about
George
you really can't fool anybody now, can you?
Ron
he's just not good at it
Lenord
that Sheldon for you
Severus Snape
I still do not approve of you calling me by my full name either...
Lenord
why can't you all just go back now
Sheldon
well, since I build it, it haven't fully gave a recognition of when to head home or not
Penny
Sheldon, now you are telling us?!
Lenord
where are they going to live, they're not even a human, they are wizards
Sheldon
I have a better idea, the public can just sleep in our apartment
Sheldon
fine, you caught me... I already rent apartments for them
Sheldon
you heard me, I already have a whole entire apartments rent for them
Ron
so you already know that this was going to happen?
Tony Stark
Shell person, where did you put my lunch at? pretty starving you know
Lenord
... now I'm wondering how did you get Ironman in here
Tony Stark
Leave the Ironman out of your sentence, kid, I'm Tony Stark
Sheldon
well, I tested the portal a couple days ago
Severus Snape
... who is this muggle...
Tony Stark
why you where all black for? it not black Friday yet, unless you try to be black widow for Halloween than I'm fine with it
Severus Snape
how dare this muggle insulted me..
Howard
isn't it a bit late for Halloween?
Tony Stark
oh, well who would have known, let's do this...
Tony call out for his suit
Severus Snape
what in the sorcery is this...?
Ironman
come on... *he point his palm at Snape*
Severus Snape
Expelliarmus...
Ironman
not bad but not good enough, blacky
Ron
bloody hell, professor Snape is just like you, harry
Severus Snape
don't call me by some foolish names...
Sheldon
ah right, forgot he's a wizard
Severus Snape
how are you able to do that...?
Ironman
this is a high-tech of a suit, it made of iron
Sheldon
don't fight in my apartment, go outside to your apartment
Ironman
hey, there's my favorite kid
Peter
oh, were you busy with something? I mean like I could come back later
Tony Stark
oh no no no, it fine so what is it?
Peter
we found your food in the fridge, Thor took it
Tony Stark
damn it, Thor! *he run back to his apartment*
Sheldon
thanks for fixing up the commotion
Peter
oh it fine, so who did Mr Stark actually trying to fight?
Sheldon
*he point at Snape*
Severus Snape
why should I tell you that..
Harry
don't mind him, that professor Snape, he teaches potions
Peter
oh, don't tell me, are you wizards?
Peter
cool, I'm Peter Parker and I'm a superhero
Fred
ooh, that is interesting
Ron
I'm still terrified of spiders...
Harry
brilliant, that is just like a spider but a suit version
spiderman
yeah, I got bitten by a radioactive spider and got turn into spiderman
George
a radioactive spider?
Tony Stark
*he brought his lunch with him* hey kid, why do you transform for?
spiderman
Oh sorry, Mr Stark, I'm just showing them my suit
Tony Stark
alright, oh and Capt needs you for something
spiderman
oh, I'll be there right away! *he ran to his apartment*
Tony Stark
what a good kid
Ron
you haven't really properly introduce yourself
Tony Stark
right... I'm a genius billionaire play boy
Tony Stark
Shell, remind me to always check on Thor every time my food went missing
Lenord
when did you become close with Tony Stark?
Tony Stark
oh, we didn't, he's just a nerd taking his advice from me
Sheldon
you wizards should settle into your apartment, it decorates to your liking
Harry
alright, let's go guys and professor Snape.
George
we already settled in
Fred
do we expect anymore visitors from other dimensions?
Nathan
Great, where are we now.
Sheldon
well hello there, I've never met you three before
Gabriel
do they have vodka in here?
Howard
what are you, Russian? No we don't
Gabriel
see that's offensive, I'm from France
Annalise
Nathan, why did you kiss Gabriel to?
Nathan
I don't know if he's going to be alright, it you who the one that I love
Gabriel
yeah right, you've been lucky that I'm still here
Sheldon
can we skip this bi couples, man, get a room
Howard
oh so you three are threesome
Gabriel
ew, why would I threesome with these two that I'm not interested in
Annalise
yeah, and besides, Gabriel is gay.
Gabriel
yeah I am, so what? it doesn't change anything
Fred
cool, they going to have a bang
Nathan
no we are not, we only slept with each other, once
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