Random 1
Lenord
yippee... what did you make this time?
Sheldon
that sarcasm, I get that, so I make a portal using some knowledge and engineering
Howard
I thought engineering was my thing
Sheldon
it was, but I did it better
Lenord
I completely agree with that
Lenord
You remember when the last time that Howard created the killer robot?
Sheldon
yes, that was Monty
Lenord
yes Monty, so remember when Howard was upset about Penny words to him
Penny
hey, I was just trying to stand up for myself
Lenord
and Howard fell in the bathroom when he arrived here
Howard
yep, totally bathroom and bath tub situation
Sheldon
yes I do, what is your point to be exact?
Lenord
well when you tried to renew the robot, it has gotten worse that what you would have imagined
Sheldon
it not worse... it just not in it right conditions
Sheldon
but look, it will work this time, I just have to activate this with just one push… Howard, would you do the honor?
Sheldon
oh yes and sanitize first before you touch the remote
Sheldon
don't push any buttons except for the big one
Sheldon
and don't be pushy of going in it because you won't come out
Sheldon
alright, now push the button
Howard
*he pushes the button*
the portal flash and grew purple
Lenord
is that also part of the experiment?
Sheldon
yes, according to the portal world, it will come any fictional characters from anywhere.
Lenord
Well that is short and simple
Howard
there's clearly nothing about to come out
Harry
*he fell out the portal* ugh, what happened
Howard
oh great, a kid with a broomstick just came out of the portal, how smart of you, Sheldon
Lenord
woah, wait wait wait, he's not just a kid, he's a wizard
Penny
what makes you say that, honey, he literally just an ordinary kid
Sheldon
oh, for crying out loud, this person is Harry Potter
Sheldon
he's a wizard and have 2 closest friends and one enemy, his parents died when he was a baby, he's a Gryffindor, but I would be Ravenclaw
Howard
… I'm not even going to question that
Sheldon
of course you won't
Harry
uhm, may I ask of who are you all and where am I?
Sheldon
well it simple I'm Sheldon, that's Penny our neighbor, that Howard the engineer genius that thinks he's better than me, that's lenord my roommate and my friend and that is Raj, he can speak English but can't talk to girls and for the second one, your in me and lenord apartment
Lenord
Yes, thanks for introducing us, Sheldon
Sheldon
you're welcome- is that supposed to be sarcasm?
Lenord
oh yippee, you catch up way too fast
Harry
alright than, well I have to head back to Hogwarts now
Sheldon
it probably Malfoy, isn't it? Oh wait, that is rude of me to say that, let me just start again
Harry
is he always like this?
Howard
yes, and we don't know how that we are able to cooperate with him, I should just go for the girls in between, if you know what I mean
Howard
how about it Penny?
Penny
how about no, if you want to taste my fist than I would gladly do it like you and your bathroom situation.
Howard
nah, it alright, I'm good
Sheldon
it probably Draco, isn't it?
Harry
wait, how did you know?
Sheldon
I read a lot of your books
Lenord
no point in arguing, Sheldon always win
Harry
I'm not arguing, I'm just confused
Sheldon
oh, you're just a fictional character
Harry
fictional character?
Sheldon
Yes, it just means that you're not real.
Fred
Hey Harry, follow you walk inside here
Sheldon
I think that is Fred.
Lenord
how could you even know of who is the other one
Penny
he makes a great point
Penny
we're definitely seeing doubles
Fred
we're impressed that you know of which is which
Sheldon
why of course, you two are very similar either way
George
yes, we're the most likeable twins
Ron
yep, very likeable… To cause chaos
Fred
you're always no fun, no wonder your-
George
*he looks at penny* why hello there beautiful
Howard
hm, I like how he thinks
Penny
… Aren't you a lot younger than me?
Howard
I like that, starts at young
Sheldon
oh no, don't choose her, she's do violence
George
I don't mind her being all feisty, I intentionally like that
Sheldon
oh, well good for you
Howard
I think he's asking for pain
Lenord
yes, no doubt about it
Sheldon
well let's take it easy on our new guests
Fred
so what do you guys even do around here
Sheldon
we just play games and make some robots
George
games? Why didn't you just say earlier, we love games.
Sheldon
Alright but you guys don't have computer games in your world
Fred
Computer games? No, we mostly play pranks on people, especially professors
George
it quite funny if you have seen it
Severus Snape
yes, very funny…
Fred
professor snape, how long have you been standing there?
Severus Snape
I should ask you of why have you leave the school ground without permission...
Harry
oh, we really didn't mean it, professor
Severus Snape
obviously, a son of a delinquent would say that..
Harry
my dad is not a delinquent
Sheldon
of course the kid wouldn't know if he were to live at his dad perspective
Severus Snape
and who are you to be saying that to my student..
Sheldon
I'm also a professor, I'm Dr Cooper. And you must be professor snape
Howard
he just look like a plain old creep to me
Lenord
says the one who harassed women a lot
Howard
hey, don't talk about that, I'm quite sensitive
Severus Snape
hm, all muggles...
Sheldon
there would not be any space in our apartment
Comments