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Howard
Oh wow, you just noticed that
Sheldon
well of course I do
Sheldon
we need to make space for them,
Severus Snape
I don't think that would be necessary...
Severus Snape
I will just give the twins punishment and Harry a scolding...
Harry
what? That is not fair, I didn't do anything wrong
Harry
and what about Ron, he's also in this together with me, shouldn't he be with me?
Ron
hey, don't drag me into this
Severus Snape
-10 points from Gryffindor for trying to talk back, and Mr Weasley had simply asked for permission to leave the school grounds...
Harry
what? Ron, you didn't say that you would get permission from a professor
Ron
well what do you want me to do, I don't want it to end terribly for me
Sheldon
ah, they are arguing, how spectacular
Sheldon
what why? it just getting interesting
Lenord
yep, he's going to make it worse
George
You know of what we had to do, Fred?
Fred
I think right, George
George
let's get out of here!
Severus Snape
Come back here, you Weasley twins...
Sheldon
No matter of what you say, they won't come back
Howard
can you keep quiet for once, Sheldon than that would be appreciated.
Sheldon
oh, I can't because they define the laws of physics
Howard
what do you mean by that, anyway?
Sheldon
they're flying on broomsticks
Severus Snape
another 10 points from Gryffindor...
Harry
Fred, George! You're going to get us in trouble
Severus Snape
you better tell you're Weasley twins to get down this instant..
Ron
Fred, George, come on, later mom will be mad at both of you including me
Fred
well don't snitch than
Severus Snape
ugh, why do I have to stuck with these muggles..
Sheldon
Hey, I can still do science stuff and all, all you did is wavering your wand around and cast some spells
Severus Snape
you can't even say, you muggle…
Howard
wait, isn't wavering wand and cast spells will make it much more easier than to create yourself, I mean like come on
Lenord
yeah it is, you've really got defeated by a wizard, Sheldon
Sheldon
I did not, alright than, show me of how you can do with your mind and me with my scientific things.
Severus Snape
is that a challenge, muggle..?
Severus Snape
alright than, let me show you muggles of how we wizards are far more better than someone such as yourself...
Severus Snape
Expelliarmus...
Sheldon
*he flew back* hey, that's not very nice
Howard
hm, how many bones do you think he breaks?
Penny
nah, it 2 most likely
Howard
yeah, I can agree with that
Sheldon
it just a simple spell
Severus Snape
simple you say... than why don't you try and do it if you say it simple..
Severus Snape
enough talking, just do it...
Sheldon
alright… But how do I do it without a wand?
a wand flew over Sheldon's head and into his hand
Sheldon
oh never mind, this looks cool
Severus Snape
*gasp* it can't be… My Lord's wand..
Lenord
Sheldon, just do it and stop admiring it….
Sheldon
alright, now what's the spell again?
Fred
hah, it Avada kedavra
Severus Snape
what, don't say such things...
George
nah, it totally avada kedavra
Harry
Don't! You'll kill professor snape if you say it!
Ron
don't believe any of the words of my twin brothers
George
were just trying to help out
Harry
by killing someone, seriously?
Severus Snape
you could be in serious trouble...
Sheldon
Oh, am I a murderer?
Lenord
no you're not, Sheldon..
Penny
don't think too much, honey, it'll be okay
Severus Snape
hm, you won't even do it because you're a muggle...
Ron
but Hermione did it, she's a bit scary if you asked me
Severus Snape
She can answer questions, she really thought that she knows everything
Harry
of course she does, and she's our friend.
Sheldon
ah yes, it is the book series of number 2, Draco calls her a mud blood
Lenord
what is a mud blood anyway?
Howard
that's pretty disturbing if you ask me
Penny
Howard, your presence is already disturbing to begin with
Ron
a mud blood is just foul name for people with no relations to magic, people with muggle born and muggle parents, someone like her
Severus Snape
What a interesting way of putting it, Weasley...
Sheldon
yes, I read it in the book to
Fred
hey, Shelly, if you were really a professor, can you make things go kaboom?
Howard
yes, you did it with my robot
Sheldon
his name was Monty
Howard
he was even my favorite robot
Penny
yeah, it even tried to kill me
Sheldon
oh, don't be dramatic, it hasn't got into that stage yet
George
you left the marauder map
George
it weird to have a map of hogwarts lying around in the common room, don't you think?
Severus Snape
what is this all about, Potter...?
Fred
we should not have said that
Severus Snape
have you been stealing from Argus...?
Harry
I never steal anything before
Severus Snape
don't lie... to me...
Sheldon
no, according to Harry Potter book 3,it says that Fred and George stole it from Mr Filch office in their first year
Sheldon
so apparently, Harry didn't steal the map from the professor
Fred
don't need to expose us like that
George
yeah, tell him Fred
Severus Snape
so I guess that is double punishment for the Weasley twins and a punishment for Potter...
Severus Snape
you still accept the map from the twins so therefore, you would receive a punishment of detention as well...
Sheldon
no need to fight Harry, it just a trip from a forest and back into the school.
Penny
How do you even know a lot about them than they about you?
Sheldon
well as to that question, I read the books of course, all of them, I even kept it
Howard
well that, is no surprise
Penny
am I hearing this correctly? is he talking?
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