Diary 1
Penney
Today was the day I got a diary.
Penney
It's dorky. Really. Those female bullies at Western Hills HATE kids with diaries.
Penney
I'm not trying to fuck with the lad… But they have been mad about that shit for 6 or 7 years like chillax.
Stephanie
Bitch, Is that a fucking diary?!
Penney
Duh. What do you think?
Stephanie
WELL GET THAT SHIT OUT MY FACE!
Penney
Jesus Christ. Did you take some crazy pills?
Stephanie
I'm serious, that diary is giving me a headache!!!
Penney
Whatever, Flash a titty, Bitch.
Penney
Well, it's the first day and I feel dramatic. Fuck my life.
Mrs. Clinton slowly walks in the classroom and puts her stuff down.
Mrs. Clinton
Alright class. I want you all in assigned seats.
Alexander
I want to see you in a wheelchair, bitch!
Micheal
Yeah! Fuck you Mrs. Clinton! And how the fuck are we supposed to know where our assigned are this is the first day of high school!
Mrs. Clinton
So.. Are we done..?
Penney
Damn.. She said no shit.
Mrs. Clinton
Alright class. Today we are going to talk about geometry.
Penney
So we are learning about shapes we already know?! bullshit!
Mrs. Clinton
No, this is something different.
Alexander
Bitch I attended here for friends and action not rotting in class.
Mrs. Clinton
Alexander, every school is for educational learning.
Alexander
More like rotting in class and wanting to kill myself!!!
Penney
Yeah!!! What he said!!
Mrs. Clinton
Alright class. Stop fooling around!
Mrs. Clinton
Let's just start Geometry. OKAY?
hi guys. This is the first episode of me rotting. I stop it right here because that's all I can think of.
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