Diary 5
Today I didnt bother to write in my diary today. I felt like I needed a break from it.
Janessa
So, what do you think about the article I sent you…?
Penney
Oh... 100 ways to make your shitty life more perfect? Uh... no.
Janessa
Well, I guess you can read it later.
Penney
I don't fucking know!
Stephanie
So… What are you guys talking about?
Penney
You don't need to know.
Stephanie
Whatever then. Now give me all your lunch money you stupid fucking bastard!
Stephanie
Ugh. Whatever. I'm not a virgin like you anyways.
Penney
She is acting like she's fucking poor as hell.
Penney
God those Disney bully comebacks don't work on me anymore. Shit, she is not that innocent. 💀
Janessa
Jesus. She is such an ass.
Janessa
Anyway, what do whores act like...?
Penney
Dorky, kind of funny and badass. I consider I'm a whore myself.
Janessa
Ah. I see. Now I consider I'm a whore.
Penney
What are you doing this friday..?
Janessa
Filming sexy women
Penney
I can tell by your lesbian actions.
Janessa
And... What are you going to do this weekend?
Penney
I don't know. Hang out with friends like you and Alexander?
Janessa
What are you thinking about right now?
Penney
Are you sure you want to know what I'm thinking about?
Penney
Unfortunately, I'm thinking about Jiao
Janessa
I don't judge weird people. Y'know? Plus, I'm a weirdo myself.
Penney
I know. I like cool weirdos.
Janessa
In a sexual way..?
Janessa
Actually, I don't know...
They sit there for minutes.
Penney
Is this BORRRRRINNNGGGG.
Janessa
For real. What should we even do??
Janessa
You know that's a unforgivable sin, right?
Penney
I don't really give a shit..
Janessa
What is your religion?
Penney
I don't know! I want to have a religion but they don't tell how how the fuck I should be part of a religion!
Janessa
Should class be starting soon?
Penney
In about.. 15 more minutes, we'll go to class.
Stephanie
Hey you whores!!
Penney
Are we supposed to be talking to you?
Stephanie
Yea, you little assholes!!
Stephanie
Penney, sometime, you better stop writing in that diary because it's giving me a MIGRAINE.
Janessa
Oh my god, make her go away.
Penney
Uhh.. Stephanie, how about you shut the fuck up and kill yourself??
Penney
Bitch, you heard me. I'm not talking to a little pick me.
Stephanie
YOU ARE SO DEAD RIGHT NOW WHEN I TELL PRINCIPAL CALVIN!!
Penney
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
Penney
Yea, so is so annoying.
Penney
She can rot in a tanning bed for all I care.
Janessa
Real… I wish I have a magic tape that I can tape her mouth, take the tape off, and her mouth is stuck on the tape.
Penney
Yea. She won't stop yapping shit to us.
Penney
I wished she just killed herself.
Janessa
You are being so relatable rn
Penney
Am I? Does anyone have a bully who doesn't stop yapping shit all day??
Janessa
I do. When I was in 5th grade. She always yaps in my face and says how ugly I look.
Penney
You look like a fuckin demon milf she's not even funny.
Janessa
Maybe it's because my large boobs?
Penney
What do you mean maybe?! Your boobs look huge and when you smile you look extremely seductive as fuck!!
Janessa
Oh yea your right.
Janessa
All the boys in my history math wants to fuck me.
Penney
Except Alexander?? He really likes Alessandra.
Janessa
Yea because we are BFFs??
Janessa
Yea. Also me and Alessandra are friends with benefits.
Penney
You guys are sex friends??
Janessa
Yea. We help each other out if we are horny or alone.
Penney
Alright. Where are you heading to?
Janessa
I'm heading to geometry.
Penney
I'm gonna figure out where I'm going.
Mr. Garcia
As if you all remembered, today is the day we decide to donate for charity!
Penney comes in the room.
Penney
Uh, hello? I'm ready to be tortured.
Mr. Garcia
Penney! Welcome to History class! I'm so glad to see you come in.
Penney
Dude, all your glad for is meeting me and torturing me.
Mr. Garcia
Alright, don't be like that.
Mr. Garcia
Here is your sheet to donating to charity.
Penney
What do I have to donate?
Counselor David
HEY, GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!
Something dropped out of Michael's pocket.
Penney
I guess Alexander and Jessa should know about this.
Penney
Alright, do one of you got all the supplies?
Penney
Alright, don't freak out about it or anything, but look at this.
Penney places the drugs on the counter.
Penney
What? is this yours?
Alexander
No! There is a rumor of some random ass gang kid that lost a pack of drugs around the school!
Penney
How do you know about this?
Alexander
This is the group MIGREATSHON's drugs! IT'S ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING BAG YOU DICKHEAD!
Penney
Dude, chill out. I am just curious.
Penney
I also need help signing this charity sheet.
Alexander
Wait. YOU BROUGHT US HERE TO COOK CRACK?!
Penney
Yea? What else is baking soda for?
Alexander
I DON'T KNOW! BAKING??
Penney
Bro, this is just gonna take us an hour.
Janessa
Well, this was hard to do.
Penney
Alright, Now I need to out these little shitties in this bag. Alex, can you also drive me to some random carport parking space?
Alexander
Fine. But I'm not driving you anywhere else.
Penney
Dude, I told you to do this once. 💀
Alexander
.. Whatever. Let's just go. Jessa, are you coming with us?
At the carport parking space, a car stops at where Penney is standing.
Penney
I got some crack, wanna buy some?
The car immediately runs off.
Penney
So, that was a cop. Huh?
Another car stops by Penney.
？？？
Hey, what do you got there?
Penney
I got rocks, bricks, white legos!
？？？
Is that crack? Don't mind if I do!
Penney
Yea, how much do you want?
Penney gives the Mustang driver 5 rocks.
Penney
Yea, it really is. I'll give you back some change and a extra rock.
Penney gives some change and an extra rock to the Mustang driver.
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Thanks. Have a nice day, kid!
The Mustang driver runs off.
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