Love Me! · Iwaizumi Hajime (Haikyuu!!)
not a stranger | 03
“Love Me!” · Iwaizumi Hajime
⠀⠀꒰ 💙 ꒱₊ crack chat fic / text fic wherein... [y/n], your not-so-average girl, starts texting the volleyball player, iwaizumi hajime—asking, or more of begging him to “love me!”
Time went by, the next day had finally arrived. Iwaizumi, who woke up earlier than usual, quickly grabbed his phone and opened it.
iwaizumi hajime
(Ugh, I lied. I did say that I'll think of that strange stranger today, but I ended up thinking about her, keeping me awake...)
Iwaizumi admits with a frown on his face. Eyes squinted on the number he had blocked last night—his index finger hovering over the 'unblock' button.
iwaizumi hajime
(Do I unblock her? I mean, if I do that... She's most likely going to pester me again..)
iwaizumi hajime
Eh. Who cares? I can just block her again.
He shrugs, mindlessly clicking on the unblock button before he got out of bed to get ready for school and for the volleyball club's morning practice.
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oikawa tooru
Oh, Iwa-chan! You're here quite early...
oikawa tooru
Anything happened that got you waking up earlier than usual~?
Oikawa inquires, quickly observing his friend's arrival that is unusually earlier than his usual time to arrive, suspecting something happened that caused it.
iwaizumi hajime
..No, nothing happened.
The ace mutters, passing by the team captain who quirked his brows up in curiosity. Smirking at the boy.
oikawa tooru
Bleh~ You really are such an awful liar, Iwa-chan!
oikawa tooru
Now, come on, tell me what happened, hehe..!
The brunette male nags, trying to get the raven haired male to spill out the tea he needs to hear, which unlucky for him, did not dare to spill...
iwaizumi hajime
I already told you, Oikawa...
iwaizumi hajime
N..Nothing happened, okay? Now, stop sticking your damned nose to my business...!
Grumbles the boy, stammering; accidentally hinting, or should I say completely exposing his very obvious lie to Oikawa who sneered.
oikawa tooru
OoOooKaaaAaAAaYyyy, whatever you say, Iwa-chan~
oikawa tooru
I definitely believe you, I believe that nothing important reaaalllyyyy happened.
The brunette says with the greatest bit of sarcasm, rolling his eyes as he fanned his hands to the ravenette who could only click his tongue, walking away from his friend.
iwaizumi hajime
Shittykawa.. Such a god-damn snoop...!
He mutters under his breath, keeping a great distance from the team's main setter who still has his smirk on as he eyes Iwaizumi who pulled his phone out of his pocket...
oikawa tooru
Who are you gonna talk to, Iwa-chan...~!?
iwaizumi hajime
NO ONE IMPORTANT, YOU F*CKING SH*T!!
Iwaizumi shouts in annoyance, flipping his friend off who stuck his tongue out, booing him as he went on to open his phone with a big, childish frown on his face.
📌 you received multiple messages from 'unknown!'
💬 chats ; unknown xxxx-xxx-xxxx
unknown
you unblocked me??
unknown
i'm so so happy rn for that iwa 💗💗💗💗😭😭
unknown
did u finally realize that u can't last long without me, das y you unblocked me, yea????
iwaizumi hajime
No you assuming b*tch. 😒
unknown
ouch, still mean as ever, i see. 💔
iwaizumi hajime
Stfu or I'll block you again
unknown
i'll shut up in a sec, lemme just steal that meme real quick—
unknown
oKaY, DONE. I SHUT UP NOW, SO PLS DON'T BLOCK ME.
iwaizumi hajime
I'm kidding.
iwaizumi hajime
But can you tell me who the hell are you?
unknown
i'm afraid i can't do that iwa haji-kun 👁️👁️
iwaizumi hajime
Why? You just tell me who the hell r u then we done
iwaizumi hajime
I don't really like talking to someone who I don't even know
unknown
.....i'm too shy to tell you who i really am 👉👈
iwaizumi hajime
There's nothing to be shy of, strange stranger
unknown
stupid, yes there is something to be shy of
unknown
i know you in real life
unknown
and most importantly-
unknown
so i most defo am not a stranger to you..... just.. a strange gal, ehe. 😀👍
iwaizumi hajime
I really know you?
iwaizumi hajime
Don't you go telling that then suddenly leaving me on read 😀😀😀😀😀😀
unknown
aAaaaAahhHhhHHHHh 😭😭😭
unknown
not that close....
iwaizumi hajime
That's... Idk...?
iwaizumi hajime
I mean, you know me
iwaizumi hajime
But idrk you here in our convo, even with what you said that I know you
iwaizumi hajime
So can you just tell me your damned name???
unknown
.....will you love me if i do? (´ . .̫ . `)👉👈
unknown
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
unknown
A YES?? OR A NO???
iwaizumi hajime
Depends on who you are.
iwaizumi hajime
You won't tell me who you are so to me rn you're just a weird sh*t I won't want to love at all
unknown
you are h0rting me heart sir 💔
unknown
i just want u to love me plez 🙏🙏🙏
iwaizumi hajime
Who arr you first??? 🤨
unknown
kidding lol pls don't block me again 💔💔💔💔💔💔
Like-zoning the girl from the other line, Iwa then turned his phone off, leaving the girl who went on bombarding his chats, a heavy sigh leaving his body.
iwaizumi hajime
...She claims that I know her in real life, but do I, really?
iwaizumi hajime
I don't even have any female friends, what the hell..
He mutters to himself, scratching his head as he walked back to Oikawa who is now with their friends.
oikawa tooru
My my, Iwa-chan. Done talking with your.... Girlfriend~?
Oikawa teased, causing Iwaizumi to jolt, cheeks heating up the slightest by the mere mention of "girlfriend."
iwaizumi hajime
I.. I wasn't talking to my girlfriend, stupid! I don't have one, remember!?
oikawa tooru
Oops, sorry. I forgot you're a single pringle, hehe~
iwaizumi hajime
Mother fu—!!!
hanamaki takahiro
Hajimeeee, my man! Who were you talking to, then?
hanamaki takahiro
I saw you cracking a smile back there. Were you talkin' to a... Girl?
hanamaki takahiro
Your crush, perhaps?
iwaizumi hajime
What the—where did you get that!?
hanamaki takahiro
Oh, nowhere.. Just an assumption.
hanamaki takahiro
But, thanks to your reaction, I can confirm that you really were talkin' to a lady!
matsukawa issei
Actions speak louder than words, Iwaizumi, hehe.
iwaizumi hajime
I—Fine! I am indeed talking to some girl I have no idea who.
oikawa tooru
The heck, Iwa-chan? You don't know who's this girl you're talking to?
iwaizumi hajime
Yeah, she refuses to tell her name, but she insists that I know her.
hanamaki takahiro
Now now, that's sketchy.. Though I wonder who is this girl who is... Not a stranger.....
⠀⠀꒰ 💙 ꒱₊ ch.03 - not a stranger END!
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author pasteru
thanks for reading! see you in the next chapter!
author pasteru
(also, sorry if i took forever to update, i was.... "busy." kidding, i was just lazy asfuc.)
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