Love Me! · Iwaizumi Hajime (Haikyuu!!)
strange stranger | 02
“Love Me!” · Iwaizumi Hajime
⠀⠀꒰ 💙 ꒱₊ crack chat fic / text fic wherein... [y/n], your not-so-average girl, starts texting the volleyball player, iwaizumi hajime—asking, or more of begging him to “love me!”
💬 chats ; unknown xxxx-xxx-xxxx
unknown
make luv to me pls
iwaizumi hajime
Huh? What??? 😀😀😀
unknown
you heard me, right????? 🤨
unknown
i mean, you saw what i said, yeah?
unknown
or would you like me to tell it again??
unknown
iwaizumiiiiiii, make luv to me plssssss 😫😫😫💗💗
unknown
pls, i beg u, love meeeeeee‼️‼️😫
iwaizumi hajime
wHat tHe fŪck?????
iwaizumi hajime
You know me? 😨
unknown
no shit, sherlock. 🙄
unknown
make sum love with me? 🥺
iwaizumi hajime
What the f**k?? 😦
iwaizumi hajime
What's with that request of yours????
iwaizumi hajime
And what happened to hi? Hello?? How are you???
iwaizumi hajime
U straight up asked me to.... Make.... L0ve. With you.
unknown
was it too straight forward?
unknown
yes? then, sorry for that, my mistake, really. now, lemme just—
unknown
hi, how are you? pls make luv to me. 😜💗💗🤩😘🥰😍
iwaizumi hajime
I have no words.
iwaizumi hajime
—Other than "What the hell" and "What the f**k"
iwaizumi hajime
Are you mfing deada$$ serious rn? 😭
unknown
yep, of course. i very much am serious at the moment~~
unknown
i really, REALLY want you to make luv to me, like, right now. 👁️👁️
unknown
so, just do as i say and love me for fuq's sake 🙄🙄🙄
unknown
it's not that hard bruh 💁♀️
iwaizumi hajime
I don't even know who the hell are you man 💀
unknown
you're asking who is ✨me✨???
unknown
well, i am no other than....
unknown
ur gf 🥰😍😍😘🤩💗😜😋😋😚😳💖😊❗
unknown
hihihihihihi ueueueueueueueue 🤭🤭🤭😍🥰😘😊💖💖
iwaizumi hajime
I don't even have a girlfriend, stupid 👎
unknown
oh, no no no, you do! it's me, i'm telling ya!! it's meeeeeeeee!!! 😍😍😍😍
iwaizumi hajime
Fūck off u weirdo
iwaizumi hajime
I'm blocking your a**. 🖕
unknown
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY
unknown
PLEASE DON'T BLOCK ME 😭
unknown
I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME PLS
unknown
IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, IS IT???? 😭😭😭
unknown
ILOVEYOU IWAIZUMI HAJIME
iwaizumi hajime
Stfu you weird s**t, idc. 🖕
iwaizumi hajime
Also, stop joking with me
iwaizumi hajime
No girl likes me and my mean a** 😑
unknown
I LIKE YOUR MEAN A**, IWA 😭💗
unknown
SO PLS DON'T BLOCK ME, OR ELSE I'M GONNA CRY
iwaizumi hajime
Then ya better ready your tissues cuz you're gonna be crying ur eyes out til u run out of tears. 👍👍👍
iwaizumi hajime
I'm blocking you, bye.
unknown
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU 💔
unknown
IF YOU BLOCK ME, UNBLOCK ME ASAP. COULD BE TOMORROW OR LATER PLS, THE SOONER, THE BETTER ‼️‼️‼️😭💔
iwaizumi hajime
Holy sh*t. Today's truly an eventful day...
Iwaizumi mutters, turning his phone off after the not-so-long conversation of him and the stranger that chatted him out of the blue, asking him to love her.
iwaizumi hajime
..I kinda feel guilty about blocking her...
iwaizumi hajime
Do I unblock that strange stranger?
iwaizumi hajime
Ah, I don't know.. I'll just think about it tomorrow, but for now, I'm going to sleep..
He yawns, tossing his phone away, getting ready to sleep with his mind, not even the slightest, is disturbed with the interaction he just had.
⠀⠀꒰ 💙 ꒱₊ ch.02 - strange stranger END!
:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ.✧:･ﾟ.✧ *:･.
author pasteru
thx for reading!
author pasteru
see you in the next chapter! 👋
author pasteru
(also, not "unknown" being me around iwa, AHAHAHAHAHA.)
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