Love Me! · Iwaizumi Hajime (Haikyuu!!)
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“Love Me!” · Iwaizumi Hajime
⠀⠀꒰ 💙 ꒱₊ crack chat fic / text fic wherein... [y/n], your not-so-average girl, starts texting the volleyball player, iwaizumi hajime—asking, or more of begging him to “love me!”
oikawa tooru
Iwa-chan, Iwa-chan!
Oikawa Tooru calls to his friend with an excited tone as he happily skipped towards Iwaizumi Hajime, the said friend who wore a frown on his face.
iwaizumi hajime
What do you want, Crappykawa?
oikawa tooru
How stingy, Iwa-chan~
oikawa tooru
Anyway, guess what?
iwaizumi hajime
Tch.. What is it?
Iwaizumi says with a click of his tongue, clearly showing the littlest interest to what the brunette male is going to say.
oikawa tooru
I started dating the cute girl in our class!
Oikawa bubbly exclaims, now going on to blabber to Iwaizumi about his new girlfriend that he's most likely going to break up and change in a month or two.
iwaizumi hajime
Okay, and?
The spikey haired male huffs with an eye roll, striking the setter's nerve, causing him to blow a fuse.
oikawa tooru
You're so mean, Iwa-chan! This is why you don't have a girlfriend yet! Bleh!
iwaizumi hajime
Oi, what the—!?
Grumbles Oikawa, striking back, only to have Iwaizumi irked, thanks to the brunette who quickly dashed away with his tongue sticked out, teasing his friend who fumed—running after him with a clenched fist.
iwaizumi hajime
Damn you, Shittykawa!
iwaizumi hajime
At least I don't change girlfriends for every three months!!
oikawa tooru
Well, at least I get girlfriends!
Retorts the captain slash setter, leaving the spikey haired ace with no words to bite back with; highly offended.
iwaizumi hajime
I—shut the hell up, Trashykawa, or I'll kick your a**!
oikawa tooru
Meaniezumi! You won't get a girlfriend with that attitude of yours~
The boy coos, before Iwaizumi caught up to him—which is bad news, 'cause he finally caught up, to beat the great king, Oikawa Tooru up to a pulp for messing with him.....
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hanamaki takahiro
Pfft... Did Hajime beat you up, Tooru?
oikawa tooru
No sh*t, Sherlock.
Oikawa mutters, rubbing his head that has bumps from getting a good hit from Iwaizumi who is right in front of them, still irked as ever.
matsukawa issei
Haha, let me guess. Oikawa did, or said something that pissed you off, right?
iwaizumi hajime
Yep. He's being the Shittykawa he is.
oikawa tooru
I said I'm sorry, okaaayy!?
oikawa tooru
But—it's true though, you won't get any girl liking you, 'cause you're hella mean..!
iwaizumi hajime
You little piece of shi—!!!
Hearing this from Oikawa, Iwaizumi's mouth twitched to an irked smile—rolling his sleeves up, ready to throw hands once again—
hanamaki takahiro
Oh no, no. Hajime, he's got a point, so don't be so mad~
matsukawa issei
Right, right. You need to calm down, man.
iwaizumi hajime
...You two talk as if you guys had a girlfriend before, when you two definitely never had one, too.
Iwaizumi mutters, causing the two males to look at each other with their brows raised, a smug, proud look on their faces.
hanamaki takahiro
Oh-ho? For your information, Haji, I had a girlfriend before!
hanamaki takahiro
We dated for a month and a half before she broke up with me.. Haha...
Sulked Hanamaki as Matsukawa soothe him up, giving him a light pat on his back, as Oikawa, on the other hand...
oikawa tooru
Wow! That's news! I never expected someone would date you, Makki, hehe!
The brunette chuckles, angering the pinkish haired male who had comical tears streaming down his face.
hanamaki takahiro
F**k you, Shittykawa..!
oikawa tooru
Geh!? Iwa-chan, your mean attitude is spreading! Makki now calls me shi**y, too...!
iwaizumi hajime
You deserve it, 'cause you're a crappy guy.
matsukawa issei
Haha. Poor you, Makki.
The two boys who-look-a-lot-like-each-other-but-are-not-twins teased their friends, before Matsukawa, the taller not-a-twin continued—
matsukawa issei
Anyway, Iwa.. Actually, I almost got myself a girlfriend before—
matsukawa issei
But I rejected the girl since I don't know her at all.
Mattsun explains to the group who gasped in shock, not believing their ears that heard such news, which they believe are fake; but knowing Mattsun, he seems serious right now, so they just had to believe him.
matsukawa issei
..So, now that you know that..
matsukawa issei
You can say Makki and I definitely has a place to talk, haha...!
He snickers, watching Iwaizumi's mouth gape open and close like a fish, in shock of the unexpected news he just heard from the two who were grinning like cheshire cat.
iwaizumi hajime
Oh f**k you all..!
Iwaizumi growls, childishly storming away from the three who chuckled at his childish act, giving each other a high-five for successfully teasing the ace.
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iwaizumi hajime
Tsk.. So annoying! Those guys are really gonna get it tomorrow!
Grumbles the boy, plopping down harshly on his futon. Frown still not disappearing from his face.
iwaizumi hajime
But.. I guess they're kinda right.
iwaizumi hajime
With me being... Mean, and scary, no girl dares approach me.
Says the ace to himself, realizing his mistake of an attitude that really won't bring a girl to approach him, especially with his scary face...
iwaizumi hajime
Aaaaaa! F**k it! I don't care anymore, I don't give a damn. I'm gonna continue to be me and—!!
iwaizumi hajime
Huh..? My phone.
Wondering what was the notification he received, Iwaizumi then took his phone out of his pocket to see what..
📌 'unknown' wants to send you a message!
iwaizumi hajime
Now now, who is this person who messaged me....?
Iwaizumi wondered, opening his messaging app to see who had chatted him—checking the number while he's at it.
iwaizumi hajime
xxxx-xxx-xxxx? I don't know anyone with this number..
iwaizumi hajime
What the f**k.
He cursed out, tightly clenching on his phone that almost cracked upon seeng the message he had received.
Iwaizumi Hajime, the always-annoyed guy, is once again, annoyed.... And flustered, all thanks to the "message."
💬 chats ; unknown xxxx-xxx-xxxx
unknown
make luv to me pls
⠀⠀꒰ 💙 ꒱₊ ch.01 - unknown number END!
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author pasteru
see you in the next chapter! mwa mwa! 💋💋
Comments
Pastel Pasteru (inactive)
guys, this is me. frfr istg. 🥰
2023-04-08
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