Haikyuu Text_ OMEGAVERSE_ Atsumu Headliner.
Episode 7: little mister perfect
Miya Osamu
Or I’ll run to my parent’s house right now and get you there Min Helen!!
Yaku Morisuke
Suna, you’re one hell of a spoiler
Haiba Lev
This is not what I expected
Miya Osamu
She’s not at our parents’s house, Tsumu
Miya Atsumu
ARE YOU BOTH COMING BACK OR I’LL GO STRAIGHT TO KITA’S HOUSE!!!
Kita and Min are in Min’s secret apartment where no one knows
Min Helen
They’re really mad
Min Helen
Baby, what am I gonna do?
Kita Shinsuke
I’ll talk to them
Kita Shinsuke
You don’t have to say anything
Kita Shinsuke
Ill take responsibility
Min Helen
They’re acting like when we were young, when I’m a little girl 😞
Min Helen
I’m having a job as a scientist. I’m not a kid anymore 😞
Kita Shinsuke
They just show you how much they love you
Kita Shinsuke
And you’re always their little precious cousin
Kita Shinsuke
This is my fault in the first place anyways
Min Helen
Why is this your fault?
Min Helen
I’m the one who asking you to hang out last night 😭 and then getting we in this trouble
Kita Shinsuke
So don’t be sad, okay?
Kita Shinsuke
I didn’t ask for their permission first before dating you
Kita Shinsuke
And we hide everyone for a long time
Kita Shinsuke
This is a good time to come out
Min Helen
I’ll back up for you if you need
Kita Shinsuke
I’ll not give up until I have your brothers permission
Kita Shinsuke
I won’t let go of you
Kita Shinsuke
That’s the last thing I would
Min Helen
You’re making me cry 🥺
After few hours, Atsumu and Osamu can’t know where their cousin and Kita momy are
They asked everyone to find but they all felt sick because of last night party so Atsumu and Sakusa moved in their parents’s house
Osamu and Suna hired a hotel near by Kita’s house to catch up if Kita or Helen go home.
In the “we’re sluts of volleyball 🏐🤤” group chat
Kita Shinsuke
I have an announcement
Miya Osamu
Kita, you have a lot of explanatory doing
Miya Atsumu
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE YOU, CAPTAIN?! 😭
Miya Atsumu
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY? 😭
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Tsumu, just calm down and listen to him
Sakusa Kiyoomi
He’s going to tell something
Suna Rintarou
It must be something really important
Kita Shinsuke
Yeah… kinda?
Kiyoko Shimizu
I’m your supporter, Helen 🥰
Miya Osamu
Okay, then, what’s the announcement, mom?
Kita Shinsuke
Straight hair
Kita Shinsuke
Straight a’s
Kita Shinsuke
Straight forward
Kita Shinsuke
Straight past
Kita Shinsuke
I don’t cut corners
Oikawa Tooru
What? I though this was important
Hinata Shouyou
Inarizaki’s captain?
Miya Atsumu
Oh, yeah you’re pretty good at like~ everything
Miya Atsumu
We know you’re perfect stop flexing
Kita Shinsuke
I make a point to be on time
Kita Shinsuke
Captain from Inarizaki boys volleyball team
Sawamura Daichi
I don’t understand what’s going on-
Kita Shinsuke
I don’t black out at parties
Kita Shinsuke
I jam to Paul McCartney
Kita Shinsuke
If you asked me how I’m doing
Kita Shinsuke
I’ll say… well
Bokuto Koutarou
Who’s Paul McCartney?
Akaashi Keiji
A musician, Bokuto
Kita Shinsuke
I was (NOT) adopted when I was two
Kita Shinsuke
My grandma spoiled me rotten
Miya Atsumu
You sounded rude, Samu!
Miya Osamu
Oh? I didn’t noticed, Tsumu
Kita Shinsuke
Often, I ask myself what did I do
Kita Shinsuke
To get as far as I’ve gotten
Min Helen
Noo , babe. You’re here now because of your hard work!
Min Helen
You worked so hard to get where you are right now
Min Helen
I really appreciate you, Kita babe
Min Helen
I think deserved to everything
Miya Atsumu
Hey! You’re online just for that?
Suna Rintarou
Don’t say those things, captain
Kita Shinsuke
A pretty girl walks by my locker
Miya Atsumu
Is this our cousin?
Oikawa Tooru
Yeah, is this Helen?
Kuroo Tetsurou
I guess this is Helen
Kita Shinsuke
My heart gives a flutter but I don’t dare utter word
Sugawara Koushi
Poor u, little girl 😢
Kita Shinsuke
Cause that would be absurd behavior
Kita Shinsuke
For little lister perfect
Hinata Shouyou
How are you dating without confessing?
Tsukishima Kei
They’ve fucked already 😏
Sawamura Daichi
TSUKISHIMA KEI
Kita Shinsuke
NA na na na na no
Kita Shinsuke
I can’t risk falling off my throne
Kita Shinsuke
La la la la la love
Kita Shinsuke
Is something I don’t even know…
Kita Shinsuke
Straight hair, straight as, straight forward
Kita Shinsuke
Straight boy
Kuroo Tetsurou
We’ve known it already 🤡
Kita Shinsuke
Little mister perfect, that’s me
Kita Shinsuke
One night my friend stayed over
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Oh, Tsumu has stayed over at your house 5 times or more without my permission
Miya Atsumu
Babe, I think he’s taking about Helen this whole time 😃
Sugawara Koushi
I think he’s having a panic
Sawamura Daichi
Totally a panic
Kita Shinsuke
We laughed and drank and ordered
Miya Atsumu
Okay Helen, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO STAY OVER NIGHT IN A BOY’S HOUSE INSTEAD THAT’S OUR CAPTAIN
Oikawa Tooru
and they drank 😏
Tsukishima Kei
He let’s Min drink 😏
Kuroo Tetsurou
Oya oya oya
Nishinoya Yuu
Kita is not as dense as Ushijima 😏
Tendou Satori
Was that something fun happened? 👀
Kita Shinsuke
Something about her drew me in
Miya Atsumu
No no no captain
Miya Atsumu
Helen is too young to married
Hinata Shouyou
I think she is the same age with me?
Kageyama Tobio
And I took Hinata in marriage
Miya Osamu
No. She is too young. Not like you 🙂
Iwaizumi Hajime
Overprotective brothers
Kenma Kozume
Overprotective brothers
Kita Shinsuke
What? It’s totally platonic
Akaashi Keiji
We’re in married life, Bokuto
Yamaguchi Tadashi
I totally ship Kita and Min
Kita Shinsuke
That night was so exciting
Kita Shinsuke
Her smirks were so enticing
Sugawara Koushi
Tsukishima Kei
Tsukishima Kei
I didn’t say anything
Kita Shinsuke
Hours speed by like seconds then
Kita Shinsuke
What happens is iconic
Nishinoya Yuu
Please tell me it’s what I’m thinking it is…
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Atsumu fainted
Suna Rintarou
Same to Osamu
Kita Shinsuke
She takes a sip
Kita Shinsuke
I bite my lip
Kita Shinsuke
She tells a joke
Kita Shinsuke
I nearly choke
Kita Shinsuke
She braids my hair
Hinata Shouyou
You’re so sweet
Kita Shinsuke
I sit there, blacking out for the first time
Oikawa Tooru
Please I can’t anymore
Oikawa Tooru
But… I didn’t say anything
Iwaizumi Hajime
I said: NO
Oikawa Tooru
MEANIE IWA-CHAN 😤
Kita Shinsuke
Next thing I know I lose my control
Kita Shinsuke
I finally kiss her but oh no
Kuroo Tetsurou
Oh, here they’re
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Tsumu fainted again
Kita Shinsuke
I see a face in my window
Kita Shinsuke
Then my brain starts to go
Suna Rintarou
Osamu really be having a mental breakdown right now
Kita Shinsuke
Na na na na na no!
Kita Shinsuke
You can’t risk falling off your throne!!
Miya Atsumu
Kita, leave the king role to Kageyama and Oikawa
Miya Atsumu
I just need where are you and where my little baby? 🥺🥺🥺
Kuroo Tetsurou
Go get your girl, Kita
Bokuto Koutarou
We believe in you, Kita
Kita Shinsuke
La la la la la love!
Kita Shinsuke
I something you don’t even know!
Kita Shinsuke
Na na na na na no!
Kita Shinsuke
You can’t risk falling off your throne
Kita Shinsuke
La la la la la love …
Kita Shinsuke
Is something you don’t even know…
Oikawa Tooru
Nooo, don’t say that
Suna Rintarou
Sometimes you have to Rick things to have happiness
Hinata Shouyou
It’s okay to fall of your throne
Akaashi Keiji
Maybe in a throne was never meant to be
Kita Shinsuke
Rewind, induce amnesia
Kita Shinsuke
Deny the truth, it’s easier…
Min Helen
You’re just confused
Min Helen
When he says that there’s nothing there
Min Helen
It’s never worth it…
Min Helen
When you’re a little mister perfect
Tendou Satori
Oh, our princess is online
Kita Shinsuke
Atsumu, Osamu
Kita Shinsuke
First of all, I’m sorry for not asking your permission first
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