Haikyuu Text_ OMEGAVERSE_ Atsumu Headliner.
Episode 5: the day Atsumu giving birth
Time is Atsumu is pregnant
The day he walk to the pharmacy and buy a pregnant test
Miya Atsumu
If I’m pregnant, I’m going to kill Sakusa
He waited for the pregnancy test to work
The pregnancy test show 2 lines
Tears appear in Atsumu eyes
Miya Atsumu
[oh no oh no oh no]
Miya Atsumu
[i have tokophobia, I can’t handle giving birth]
Atsumu walk towards the door seeing his husband watching TV
He then look at Atsumu who is crying, Sakusa run towards Atsumu asking
Sakusa Kiyoomi
What’s wrong?
Atsumu show the pregnancy test
Sakusa Kiyoomi
What’s this?
Miya Atsumu
A pregnancy… test
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Wait… Don’t tell me
Before Atsumu can talk Sakusa cut him
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I’m sure we can make you forget a about that phobia of yours, just for the baby, baby?
Miya Atsumu
You’re not mad?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Why would I be mad?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I’M GONNA BE A FATHER
Sakusa huh Atsumu making him spin with Atsumu in his arms
They laugh together, then someone burst the door open
Oikawa Tooru
I SENSE MY BESTFRIEND INSTINCT THAT SOMETHING IS HAPPENING TO ATSU BABE
Miya Osamu
I SENSE MY BROTHER INSTINCT THAT SOMETHING IS HAPPENING TO MY BROTHER
Sakusa Kiyoomi
HEY I JUST BUY THAT DOOR
Iwaizumi Hajime
You should stop breaking doors Oikawa… We don’t have enough money to buy one you know
Suna Rintarou
I can buy one
Iwaizumi Hajime
Broke as funk
Miya Osamu
So what happened?
Sakusa show them the pregnancy test
Kita Shinsuke
I heard a loud cracking in your house Osamu
Miya Osamu
MY BROTHER IS PREGNANT!!!
Oikawa Tooru
I’M GONNA BE GRANDPA
Miya Atsumu
No. You’re be a great uncle Oikawa
Suna Rintarou
Congrats Atsumu
Kita Shinsuke
Can you please get out of the room Atsumu. It’s gonna be a while
Oikawa Tooru
Listen here you little shit, you know Atsumu have a fear of getting pregnant!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Yeah I know
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I did said that I’ll be there when he’s giving birth
Miya Osamu
THAT’S NOT GONNA WORK
Min Helen
HE’S GONNA SUFFER FROM BEING PREGNANT DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPENED?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
He will cry?
Kita Shinsuke
Other than that
Min Helen
HE MIGHT GET STRESSED OR SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPENED OR HE WILL GET TRIP AND THE BABY—
Suna Rintarou
You’re over reacting, Helen
Suna Rintarou
What’s the worst that can happened?
All of their friend have been told that Atsumu is pregnant now their helping him not even think about negative feeling
Sakusa burst the door open
Sakusa Kiyoomi
WHAT’S WRONG??
Sakusa Kiyoomi
ARE YOU OKAY???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
DOES THE BABY OKAY???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
DO YOU NEED SOMETHING???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
ARE YOUR BELLY OK???
Miya Atsumu
Omi am I getting fat?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Your belly is just big Atsumu
Miya Atsumu
THEN WHY MY CLOTHES OS NOT FITTING TO MEEEE
Kita burst in with a medical supplies
Kita Shinsuke
WHERE IT HURTS??
Kita Shinsuke
ARE YOU BLEEDING??
Kita Shinsuke
DOES THE BABY OK???
Miya Atsumu
Oh my Kita, I’m ok
Kita Shinsuke
Few that’s good news
Kita Shinsuke
And also… Osamu have something to tell you Atsumu
Miya Atsumu
Mmm? What’s this???
Osamu took something on his pocket and show it to Atsumu
Miya Osamu
Yeah! Suna’s pregnant
Miya Atsumu
OH MY GOSHH CONGRATS TWINNNYYY
Miya Atsumu
SAMU YOU REALLY PUT YOUR **** THAT DEEP
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Oh my Atsumu stop talking like that
Miya Atsumu
WHEN WE’RE GIVING BIRTH IN THE SAME DAY?
Miya Osamu
No. That’s not pregnancy work, Tsumu
Miya Osamu
You first to give birth and Suna will be giving 2 months later
Miya Atsumu
THEN I’LL TELL THE BABY TO STAY THERE IN 2 MONTHS
The months Atsumu will have birth
Their friends are all hanging out to Atsumu house
Miya Atsumu
Omi, I’m scared
Oikawa Tooru
DON’T BE TSUMU BABE
Sugawara Koushi
If you pass out I’ll be taking the baby
Nishinoya Yuu
SO WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES??
Miya Atsumu
Sakusa Himaru and Sakusa Himawari
Kuroo Tetsurou
It’s a boy and a girl right?
Miya Atsumu
Yes that’s what the doctor said
Hinata Shouyou
I’M EXCITED SEEING TWINS
Kenma Kozume
I have 2 babies pajamas in my house
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
I’ll give these baby the best lived they never have
Kiyoko Shimizu
How’s Suna?
Kita Shinsuke
He’s doing good
Suna Rintarou
I AM NOT DOING GOOD
Shirabu Kenjiro
He sounds like dying
Suna Rintarou
THAT’S BECAUSE THE BABY KEEP KICKING ME
Kuroo Tetsurou
How are you Sakusa?
Komori Motoya
I CANNOT BELIEVE MYCOUSIN IS GOING TO BE A FATHER
Komori Motoya
YOU’RE GROWING TOO FAST
Sugawara Koushi
Ok ok everyone sleep early
Sugawara Koushi
We don’t want our pregnant twins getting late sleeps
Kuroo Tetsurou
We’re going now
They’re having a sleep over since Sakusa have enough room the couples share each other room
Semi Eita
Good night everyone
Atsumu was feeling that his bottom is getting wet but he didn’t mind
He shift around but his stomach is aching
Then he says shut up he moves away from the bed seeing that his water broke
He whimpered loud enough to hear his alpha running to his room
Sakusa Kiyoomi
ARE YOU OK?
The loud bang woke everyone up
Miya Atsumu
OMI! MY WATER BROKE
Sakusa throw the door away waking everyone up and running towards the room
Akaashi Keiji
ARE YOU OK??
Sakusa Kiyoomi
HIS WATER BROKE!!
Oikawa Tooru
call 911 immediately
Oikawa Tooru
Note the time you’re first seeing symptoms
Oikawa Tooru
Perform CPR if necessary
Oikawa Tooru
Do not let that person go to sleep or talk you out of calling 911
Akaashi Keiji
HE’S GIVING BIRTH NOT HAVING A STROKE
Kita Shinsuke
THE BAGS ARE READY
Sakusa carry Atsumu to the car and Hinata drive it
Sugawara Koushi
HINATA SLOW DOWN
Hinata Shouyou
NOOO MY FAVOURITE SETTER IS GIVING BIRTH AND I DON’T WANT HIM TO GIVE BIRTH HERE
Hinata Shouyou
MOVE YOU SLOW POKES GIVING BIRTH OMEGA ARE IN HERE
Haiba Lev
HINATA LOOK OUT THERE AN OLD LADY
Oikawa Tooru
OHHH **** IT RUN OVER HER
Akaashi Keiji
WHAT THE **** OIKAWA
Miya Atsumu
HURRY GUYS IT’S COMING
Sugawara Koushi
HINATA NOOOOO
Hinata Shouyou
HINATA YESSSS
The minutes later they arrive in the hospital
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
WHAT THE ****
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
TERUSHIMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
Terushima Yuji
I’m getting money of course
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
Nevermind
Oikawa Tooru
TERUBITCH AN OMEGA IS GIVING BIRTH HURRY
Terushima Yuji
Ok we’ll get him to the room stat
Komori Motoya
HEY WATCH IT
They took Atsumu to the giving birth room
Sakusa Kiyoomi
BITCH I’M THE ALPHA HERE
Terushima Yuji
WE NEED THE ALPHA’S HELP
Koganegawa Kanji
WE NEED TO HELP HIM PUSH THE BABY
Kuroo Tetsurou
The **** are you doing here??
Goshiki Tsutomu
For 💶💶💶💶💶🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Shirabu Kenjiro
GOSHIKI?? I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WORK HERE
Goshiki Tsutomu
HURRY THE BABY IS COMING
Oikawa Tooru
HOW MANY BABY??
Kita Shinsuke
2 names means twins
Kita Shinsuke
My grand children
Oikawa Tooru
My grand children
Koganegawa Kanji
It’s done everyone
Koganegawa Kanji
You may see Sakusa on the next room
Everyone go to the next room
Sugawara Koushi
Where’s the baby?
Kenma Kozume
Their so… look like you
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
Yeah they have the same moles as you
Haiba Lev
Their eyes look like you
Suna Rintarou
Wait… they all look like you
Miya Osamu
Don’t don’t tell me that like a germophobe
Sakusa Kiyoomi
:b my child
Kita Shinsuke
So father like twins at least this girl has his mother hairstyle?
Tendou Satori
Face it the twins look like a Sakusa
Miya Osamu
Where is Atsumu?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
On the next room
Sakusa Kiyoomi
He’s resting so please don’t wake him up
Kuroo Tetsurou
Why does baby look at me like that?
Tsukishima Kei
He dislike you
Sugawara Koushi
Awww this kid is asking for Carrie
Sawamura Daichi
What she’s doing?
Kuroo Tetsurou
She’s giving us her hand
Sakusa Kiyoomi
That’s totally my children
Komori Motoya
Why is he looking at me like that?
Shirabu Kenjiro
The cute for you
Tsukishima Kei
Their face look like the Sakusa but the boy has the moles and the girls doesn’t
Kuroo Tetsurou
They only like the salty people
Asahi Azumane
How that’s settle let’s go to Atsumu
Miya Atsumu
Where is my children??
Oikawa Tooru
THEY DIDN’T LIKE ME
Oikawa Tooru
THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE I AM THE FILTHIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Komori Motoya
That’s how my cousin look at you everyday
Komori Motoya
**** you too
Miya Atsumu
WHERE ARE THEY?
Miya Osamu
They’re sleeping
Miya Atsumu
So how are they
Kuroo Tetsurou
They give the middle finger
Miya Atsumu
They have Omi personality
Suna Rintarou
And you happy?
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Congrats
Miya Atsumu
Thank you everyone
Oikawa Tooru
There’s no way I am going be their uncle
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