Haikyuu Text_ OMEGAVERSE_ Atsumu Headliner.
Episode 6: last friday lyrics prank
In the “I’m bored” group chat
Oikawa Tooru
Guys… Wtf happened yesterday?
Oikawa Tooru
I don’t remember anything beside going out with all of you \ ^ /
Sugawara Koushi
Honestly I have no idea what happened from 6 pm till this morning 😐
Sugawara Koushi
And to my surprise I have a hickey 🤠
Kiyoko Shimizu
I regret every single thing
Kiyoko Shimizu
And I don’t even know what happened
Kenma Kozume
My head hurts more than when I stay up all night 🤒
Yamaguchi Tadashi
I can’t even stand up
Oikawa Tooru
I don’t even know how I ended up with Suga
Nishinoya Yuu
I’m going to vomit rainbows and other things if I move from my bed 😀
Miya Atsumu
I don’t even know why the **** Suna is sleeping next to me
Miya Atsumu
But I’m scared because he’s covered with hickeys
Tendou Satori
SUNA IS SLEEPING WITH YOU??
Oikawa Tooru
Now that’s the tea I wanted 👀🍵
Yaku Morisuke
My head is spinning around so much…
Oikawa Tooru
You will not be missed and above all you will be forgotten 😔✨
Min Helen
Wait… so that means that Atsumu bro slept with Suna then? 😐
Miya Atsumu
Let’s me tell you why that’s bullshit
Oikawa Tooru
Just because you’re both bottom doesn’t mean that you can’t
Kiyoko Shimizu
But more importantly
Kiyoko Shimizu
Why Tanaka is snoring beside me…
Tendou Satori
Wtf guys…. 😥
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Oh my queen 😳
Tendou Satori
What’s wrong?
Hinata Shouyou
I don’t remember any thing from yesterday
Nishinoya Yuu
Guys Asahi is bombarding me with calls and messages 😭
Sugawara Koushi
…I checked my phone and I think we went a little bit overboard
Oikawa Tooru
What do you mean?
Helen had a lot of hot pics of everyone last night 🌝
Then see what she’ll spill 👀🍵
Oikawa Tooru
What will we do with our boyfriend?
Sugawara Koushi
Ah tricky question…
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Let’s think for a sec
Min Helen
How about a lyrics prank?
Oikawa Tooru
Sound great!!
Min Helen
Last Friday from Katy Perry
In the “we’re sluts of volleyball 🏐🤤” group chat
Sawamura Daichi
Seriously where are they?
Asahi Azumane
My anxiety is going 📈📈📈
Kuroo Tetsurou
The fact that Kema is not at his house playing make me worried like crazy
Bokuto Koutarou
I CAN’T FIND AKAASHI ANYWHERE 😭
Iwaizumi Hajime
Okay first of all calm down
Miya Osamu
HOW CAN I STAY CALM?
Miya Osamu
THEY CAME BACK LIKE AT 4 AM LITERALLY THROW ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Put the throw you out 👀
Miya Osamu
Atsumu didn’t even tell you he was going out
Ushijima Wakatoshi
I think they are fine otherwise Tendou would have called me😞
Tsukishima Kei
You’re too careless sometimes 😒
Kageyama Tobio
What can they do in just one night?
Tanaka Ryunosuke is online
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
I fucked up
Oikawa Tooru
How are you doing?
Iwaizumi Hajime
mofg Tooru
Kuroo Tetsurou
KENMA FOR THE LOVE OF VENTI AND XIAO 😭
Kuroo Tetsurou
Pft play genshin impact you uncultured milk
Miya Osamu
ATSUMU YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING REASON FOR THROWING ME OUT LIKE THAT
Miya Osamu
AND HELEN! YOUNG LADY! YOU BETTER HAVE A REASON FOR YOUR DISAPPEARANCE LAST NIGHT
Kiyoko Shimizu
About that…
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
GOOD MORNING TO YOU KIYOKO 😘💋❤️❤️❤️💋
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
HOW IS YOUR SLEEP KIYOKO? 💋❤️❤️❤️💋
Nishinoya Yuu
GOOD MORNING TO YOU MY QUEEN 💋❤️❤️❤️💋
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST ALREADY KIYOKO? 💋❤️❤️❤️💋
Sawamura Daichi
Let them explain or we’re gonna have a world war 3 here☺️ 🔪
Kiyoko Shimizu
There’s a stranger in my bed
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
I’m not even here
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
I’m a hallucination ☠️
Yamaguchi Tadashi
There’s a pounding in my head 🤒
Oikawa Tooru
Glitter all over the room ✨
Iwaizumi Hajime
That’s going to be a pain to clean 😒
Miya Atsumu
Pink flamingos in the fool 🦩
Tendou Satori
I smell like a minibar 🍸
Kenma Kozume
DJ’s passed out in the yard 🎶
Kuroo Tetsurou
You should help him
Sugawara Koushi
Barbies on the barbecue 🥸
Sawamura Daichi
Actually no where are you guys?
Suna Rintarou
This a hickey or a bruise? 🤧
Akaashi Keiji
Pictures of last night ended up online 🥺
Kageyama Tobio
BOKE HINATA BOKE
Nishinoya Yuu
I’m screwed, oh, well 🤠
Bokuto Koutarou
Akaashi? 🧑🦯
Tendou Satori
It’s a blacked out blur, but I’m pretty sure it ruled 🤤
Oikawa Tooru
Last Friday night
Iwaizumi Hajime
What happened?
Miya Atsumu
Yeah, we danced on tabletops
Tendou Satori
And we took too many shots
Suna Rintarou
Think we kissed, but I forgot @Atsumu ya’ like jazz 🤨
Miya Atsumu
I’m alive but I’m dead
Kiyoko Shimizu
Last Friday night
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
Did you join with they too, Kiyoko?? 😭😭😭😭😭
Kiyoko Shimizu
Yes. With Helen 🥰
Miya Osamu
You too, Helen?????? 🙃
Kenma Kozume
Yeah, we maxed out credit card
Yamaguchi Tadashi
And got kicked out of the bar
Tsukishima Kei
How did you manage to get kicked out of a freaking bar? 😀
Hinata Shouyou
So we hit the boulevard
Nishinoya Yuu
Last Friday night🎶
Sugawara Koushi
We went streaking in the park
Oikawa Tooru
Skinny dipping in the park
Sawamura Daichi
Pretty sure that’s illegal
Akaashi Keiji
Then had a ménage à trois 😥
Kuroo Tetsurou
A threesome bro
Kuroo Tetsurou
They- how is that even possible like
Bokuto Koutarou
WAIT WAIT WITH WHO
Tsukishima Kei
Aren’t you all bottoms tho 🥸
Sugawara Koushi
Bottoms is your *** when Yams is high
Tsukishima Kei
Didn’t have to call me out like that
Tendou Satori
Last Friday night
Miya Atsumu
Yeah we think we broke the law
Suna Rintarou
Always say we’re gonna stop, whoa
Min Helen
This Friday night, do it all~ again
Hinata Shouyou
But this Friday night, do it all again
Kageyama Tobio
You’re not going
Kageyama Tobio
Over my dead body
Kenma Kozume
We’re ready to kill 🔪
Oikawa Tooru
Trying to connect the dots
Oikawa Tooru
Don’t know what to tell my mom
Iwaizumi Hajime
I’m not covering up for you
Oikawa Tooru
But Iwa-chan ~🥺
Sugawara Koushi
Think the city towed my car 👉👈 @daichi 💀
Hinata Shouyou
Chandelier is on the floor
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Ripped my favorite party dress 😭
Tsukishima Kei
How? Don’t worry we’re going to buy a new one
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Please 🥺
Suna Rintarou
Warrant’s out of my arrest
Miya Atsumu
Think I need a ginger ale
Tendou Satori
That was such an epic fail
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I’m still processing
Miya Osamu
I think my brain stopped functioning 💀
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Tendou open the door I think we need to talk
Tendou Satori
Why we don’t just relax and turn on the radio
Tendou Satori
WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM?!
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Just talking that’s it I promise
Ushijima and Tendou are offline
Oikawa Tooru
Pictures of last night ended up online ☹️
Oikawa Tooru
We’re screwed @Suga ✨
Kenma Kozume
It’s blacked out blur but I’m pretty sure it ruled
Miya Atsumu
Last Friday night
Hinata Shouyou
Yeah we danced on tabletops
Nishinoya Yuu
And we took too many shots
Asahi Azumane
I’m at your door open, you need to bath of holy water
Nishinoya Yuu
And something late please I’m about to throw up last Christmas’s dinner 😓
Asahi and Nishinoya are offline
Akaashi Keiji
Think we kissed but I forgot @Kenma 😳
Kuroo Tetsurou
Wait that’s hot do it more 😫
Bokuto Koutarou
Just saying
Suna Rintarou
Ngl kinda ship it🥸
Hinata Shouyou
Yeah we maxed Kenma credit card 😕
Oikawa Tooru
And got kicked out of the bar
Iwaizumi Hajime
Stop repeating yourself and open this damn door
Oikawa Tooru
How did you find me? 😭
Iwaizumi Hajime
My twins sense open
Oikawa Tooru
OI DON’T INSULT ME FOR FREE
Iwaizumi Hajime
Daichi, Suga is here too
Sugawara Koushi
NOOOO PLS WAIT
Sugawara Koushi
I BEG YOUR PARDON
Iwaizumi, Daichi and Sugawara are offline
Yamaguchi Tadashi
So we hit the boulevard
Tsukishima Kei
I guess we are not longer living in Japan…
Kiyoko Shimizu
Last Friday night
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
Baby, can we talk? 😕
Tanaka and Kiyoko are offline
Akaashi Keiji
We went streaking in the park
Miya Atsumu
Skinny dipping in the park
Sakusa Kiyoomi
That’s nasty
Min Helen
Then had a ménage à trois
Miya Osamu
WTF??! YOUNG LADY!!
Miya Osamu
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HANG OUT WITH ATSUMU ANYMORE!!!
Kita Shinsuke
This is not good
Kita Shinsuke
Just say sorry to Samu, Helen. You know how much he love you. He can’t even stay mad at you for a day
Kenma Kozume
Last Friday night
Hinata Shouyou
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Always say we’re gonna stop, whoa
Suna Rintarou
This Friday night, do it all again
Miya Osamu
Not on my watch
Miya Osamu
Open this damn door or I’m using Sakusa head to break it open
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Thy don’t we use yours since it’s empty
Miya Atsumu
Scary very scary
Suna Rintarou
They mad mad, gotta record that
Hinata Shouyou
No, I honestly don’t want to deal with this right now
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Tsukki, I won’t open the door for you if I move I might pass out
Kageyama Tobio
Don’t care, I’m already here
Tsukishima Kei
Don’t move I have the spare key anyways
Hinata Shouyou
PLEASE NO 😭
Kenma Kozume
No we’re not going to kiss in front of guys
Kuroo Tetsurou
BUT YOU GUYS HEAR ME OUT
Bokuto Koutarou
but you guys already did it why noooo 😭
Akaashi Keiji
Kenma can I play animal crossing with you?
Akaashi and Kenma are offline
Oikawa Tooru
Sorry Kita, but I have this pic on my phone
Miya Atsumu
Is that my little cousin in the wig? 🤨
Miya Osamu
What’s the meaning of this??
Min Helen
I sent wrong pics last night 🤦♀️
Suna Rintarou
And I have one too
Min Helen
HOW DARE YOU SUNAAAAAAA 😭
Tsukishima Kei
Hohoho, blackmail
Tsukishima Kei
Your cousin is not that innocent, isn’t she? 😏
Miya Atsumu
How dare you 🙂
Min Helen
THAT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING I SWEAR
Min Helen
I WAS WITH YOU ALL THE TIME LAST NIGHT
Miya Atsumu
KITA MOMYYYYYYY 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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