Taekook: Couch Surfing! Men are Dogs!

Men are Dogs!

Somewhere in Incheon city of South Korea.. A young and carefree boy is deeply in sleep.. He hums in his sleep and takes twist and turns.. even in sleep, the young boy who is in his early 20s cannot ignore the softness of the blanket and pillow which has wrapped him comfortably..

However, the young man who calls himself nothing but a free and adventurous bird.. was now getting disturbed as he hears his phone buzz..

He groans in his sleep and scratches his ears... hoping that the phone will stop buzzing..

But no... the phone buzzed again..

And this made the man turn in his sleep.. however.. soon he his body collided with something.. something which he can’t understand because of his sleep.. so he stretched his arm and started to touch that something and that’s when he realised!

Jungkook

Flesh(eyes wide open now)

Jungkook stares at the person who has just dragged his arm and is cuddling now with it.. Jungkook trails at the back of the person from head to toe.. and now he realised they are n@ked..

Jungkook immediately pulled his hand away and sat up straight.. he hid his face in his palms..

He was snapped back again to reality when his phone buzzed one more time.. Jungkook leaned and immediately grabbed his phone.. He spoke in a low voice so that he doesn’t have to wake up the other person beside him..

Jungkook

📲 Helloooo (covers his mouth and whispers softly)

Jimin

📲You fcker where are you.. our class is about to start in half an hour..(shouts on the phone)

Jungkook

📲 Aah.. FCK my ear.. (says irritatedly)

Jungkook

📲 you shorty.. I won’t time travel there even if you shout.. fcking dimwit (gets down from the bed n@ked)

Jimin

📲 where the FCK are you? (Says with gritted teeth)

Jimin

📲 last night.. you once again went with some random chick after getting wasted as shit! (Growls lowly)

Jungkook

📲 aish.. that does sound like me (walks n@ked and stands before the window and yawns)

Jimin

📲 come fast.. it’s our literature class and that hitler teacher will be eyeing for you like a hawk..

Jungkook

📲 that also sounds like a bitter reality of my life.. hehe (scratches his head)

Jimin

📲 jk for once in your god damn life be serious.. it’s our last year.. and we have to be mature and responsible buddy.. (says while being proud on himself)

Jungkook

📲 where is this rule book of life.. give me.. I will burn it to ashes... (yawns more while looking at some birds outside the window)

Jungkook

📲 it’s my life and I will decide when I have to be serious, idiot and wasted

Jimin

📲 aish.. it’s pointless arguing with you.. just come here fast..

Jungkook

📲Fine (cuts the call)

Jungkook cut the call and stood still near the window.. He is still n@ked but he doesn’t care about that.. why should he..

Jungkook

*Being n@ked like this makes me relaxed and free*

Jungkook stayed like that as if he is having a very important moment of his life..

However, while he was having his moment.. He didn’t realise that a pair of eyes were looking at him from behind.. Jungkook lazily turned and was soon

Jungkook

Da FCK (clenched his chest and was scared)

Jungkook

(Realises he is n@ked.. covers his member)

Jungkook

Aah.. Hahah.. (started to jump while covering his member, towards his clothes which are scattered on the floor)

Jungkook immediately pulled his boxer with the help of his toes and wore it..

He started to wear his pants.. and kept looking at the girl awkwardly..

The girl was staring back at him.. she did not expected to be woken up like that after a steamy night..

The girl spoke when she saw Jungkook was wearing his clothes hurriedly..

Girl

You won’t stay for breakfast? (Confused)

Girl

Jungkookie honey bunny.. (calls out lovingly to jungkook)

Jungkook

(Stops and frowns at her)

Jungkook

Eww that’s such an uncool name..

Jungkook

Uhm.. and no I am not staying for breakfast..

Jungkook

Uhm.. listen.. have you seen my socks.. I can’t find it..

Girl

You don’t remember me right? (Teary eyes and realised that jungkook is trying to run away)

Jungkook

Hehehehe... oh common.. babe.. Ofcorse I do.. why wouldn’t I remember you.. (tries to think of her name)

Jungkook

Uhm.. GIRL? *you are an idiot jk*

The girl was now angry.. she wrapped herself in the blanket and came fuming before jungkook.. she without wasting any time started to push jungkook along with his remaining clothes.. she didn’t give him any chance to wear all his clothes.. she pushed him and opened the door and pushed him out of it..

She threw Jungkook’s clothes on his face and shouted loudly..

Girl

You men are dog.. Aah.. I am sick of you all (slams the door on Jungkook’s face)

Jungkook

*well that’s true... woof woof*

Jungkook

*but common buddy for how long you will keep forgetting their names*

Jungkook

*thats disrespectful* (pouts and is talking to himself)

Jungkook can easily gets lost in himself.. and once again he did the same..

He didn’t realise he is standing top n@ked, bare feet.. infront of the girl’s door and the neighbors are looking at him..

But it didn’t take him much time to realise.. When he did.. he immediately picked his clothes and chuckled at the neighbors..