Taekook: Couch Surfing!
Men are Dogs!
Somewhere in Incheon city of South Korea.. A young and carefree boy is deeply in sleep.. He hums in his sleep and takes twist and turns.. even in sleep, the young boy who is in his early 20s cannot ignore the softness of the blanket and pillow which has wrapped him comfortably..
However, the young man who calls himself nothing but a free and adventurous bird.. was now getting disturbed as he hears his phone buzz..
He groans in his sleep and scratches his ears... hoping that the phone will stop buzzing..
But no... the phone buzzed again..
And this made the man turn in his sleep.. however.. soon he his body collided with something.. something which he can’t understand because of his sleep.. so he stretched his arm and started to touch that something and that’s when he realised!
Jungkook
Flesh(eyes wide open now)
Jungkook stares at the person who has just dragged his arm and is cuddling now with it.. Jungkook trails at the back of the person from head to toe.. and now he realised they are n@ked..
Jungkook immediately pulled his hand away and sat up straight.. he hid his face in his palms..
He was snapped back again to reality when his phone buzzed one more time.. Jungkook leaned and immediately grabbed his phone.. He spoke in a low voice so that he doesn’t have to wake up the other person beside him..
Jungkook
📲 Helloooo (covers his mouth and whispers softly)
Jimin
📲You fcker where are you.. our class is about to start in half an hour..(shouts on the phone)
Jungkook
📲 Aah.. FCK my ear.. (says irritatedly)
Jungkook
📲 you shorty.. I won’t time travel there even if you shout.. fcking dimwit (gets down from the bed n@ked)
Jimin
📲 where the FCK are you? (Says with gritted teeth)
Jimin
📲 last night.. you once again went with some random chick after getting wasted as shit! (Growls lowly)
Jungkook
📲 aish.. that does sound like me (walks n@ked and stands before the window and yawns)
Jimin
📲 come fast.. it’s our literature class and that hitler teacher will be eyeing for you like a hawk..
Jungkook
📲 that also sounds like a bitter reality of my life.. hehe (scratches his head)
Jimin
📲 jk for once in your god damn life be serious.. it’s our last year.. and we have to be mature and responsible buddy.. (says while being proud on himself)
Jungkook
📲 where is this rule book of life.. give me.. I will burn it to ashes... (yawns more while looking at some birds outside the window)
Jungkook
📲 it’s my life and I will decide when I have to be serious, idiot and wasted
Jimin
📲 aish.. it’s pointless arguing with you.. just come here fast..
Jungkook
📲Fine (cuts the call)
Jungkook cut the call and stood still near the window.. He is still n@ked but he doesn’t care about that.. why should he..
Jungkook
*Being n@ked like this makes me relaxed and free*
Jungkook stayed like that as if he is having a very important moment of his life..
However, while he was having his moment.. He didn’t realise that a pair of eyes were looking at him from behind.. Jungkook lazily turned and was soon
Jungkook
Da FCK (clenched his chest and was scared)
Jungkook
(Realises he is n@ked.. covers his member)
Jungkook
Aah.. Hahah.. (started to jump while covering his member, towards his clothes which are scattered on the floor)
Jungkook immediately pulled his boxer with the help of his toes and wore it..
He started to wear his pants.. and kept looking at the girl awkwardly..
The girl was staring back at him.. she did not expected to be woken up like that after a steamy night..
The girl spoke when she saw Jungkook was wearing his clothes hurriedly..
Girl
You won’t stay for breakfast? (Confused)
Girl
Jungkookie honey bunny.. (calls out lovingly to jungkook)
Jungkook
(Stops and frowns at her)
Jungkook
Eww that’s such an uncool name..
Jungkook
Uhm.. and no I am not staying for breakfast..
Jungkook
Uhm.. listen.. have you seen my socks.. I can’t find it..
Girl
You don’t remember me right? (Teary eyes and realised that jungkook is trying to run away)
Jungkook
Hehehehe... oh common.. babe.. Ofcorse I do.. why wouldn’t I remember you.. (tries to think of her name)
Jungkook
Uhm.. GIRL? *you are an idiot jk*
The girl was now angry.. she wrapped herself in the blanket and came fuming before jungkook.. she without wasting any time started to push jungkook along with his remaining clothes.. she didn’t give him any chance to wear all his clothes.. she pushed him and opened the door and pushed him out of it..
She threw Jungkook’s clothes on his face and shouted loudly..
Girl
You men are dog.. Aah.. I am sick of you all (slams the door on Jungkook’s face)
Jungkook
*well that’s true... woof woof*
Jungkook
*but common buddy for how long you will keep forgetting their names*
Jungkook
*thats disrespectful* (pouts and is talking to himself)
Jungkook can easily gets lost in himself.. and once again he did the same..
He didn’t realise he is standing top n@ked, bare feet.. infront of the girl’s door and the neighbors are looking at him..
But it didn’t take him much time to realise.. When he did.. he immediately picked his clothes and chuckled at the neighbors..
Jungkook
Hahahaah.. she is on her periods (makes a crazy action and walks out of there)
Jungkook sprints while wearing his shoes and shirt.. he takes a cab while buttoning his shirt..and heads to his university..
Jk the Bird!
Jk currently has removed his head out of the cab window.. and smiling while enjoying the cold breeze on his face..
He definitely loves nature but most importantly..
Jungkook
*I love my life that’s the truth.. it’s perfect.: I have everything that I need*
That’s true.. Jk has it all.. a 21 year old man who is about to finish his media and publications degree..
Jungkook
*i want to become the worlds best director*
Jungkook
* I want to capture life and nature in a way that no eye has seen*
And jk is definitely well talented in this.. At a very young age.. age he started to make short videos for his collection..
Jungkook
*And I realised I am pretty good in it.. so why not make it my profession*
Jungkook
Woooooo... (shouts happily outside the window while inhaling the fresh wind with excitement)
While jk is serious in his profession.. surprisingly.. he is never serious for his life.. and the morning situation was just a little glimpse of how he is..
Jungkook
*okay first of all.. I am not a play boy... I mean you can ask all the girls I have slept with.. I have been very a gentle and soft hearted person*
Jungkook
* and honestly it’s not my fault people come craving for my little buddy and $exy body of mine*
Jungkook
*i would like to call this as social services.. I am that non-profiting man who likes to share love with every butterfly in the world*
Jungkook
*i mean that doesn’t make me a bad boy right.. To be honest..I like to call myself a good boy and little flirting is always nice*
Jungkook
*i mean* (waits for awhile and thinks more)
Jungkook
*okay fine call me whatever you want.. you ain’t saint.. so let’s rot in hell together b!tches*
That’s how lively jk is..
Jungkook
*also I like to be n@ked when I am sleeping.. I just feel free.. I love to get up n@ked do stuffs that I enjoy*
Jk meant it.. He definitely love to do this..
But one thing that jk is honest about in his life.. is that..
Jungkook
*i always tell the truth.. no strings mean no strings.. happy means happy.. you can always depend on me for honesty*
Jungkook
*thats one rule I will never break in my life*
With these thoughts.. jk finally reaches his university
He has finished his final term and right now he is visiting university for extra classes and certificates.. there is only a month left for him to graduate
But before that.. jk needs to escape the wrath of a literature teacher...
Jungkook
*who has taken an oath to ensure that I don’t graduate peacefully*
Jungkook
*because I slept with his daughter and never called her back*
Jungkook
*okay in my defence.. I didn’t wanted to go on a date with her in the first place.. she made his father which is my literature teacher currently.. ask me to take her daughter on a date*
Jungkook
* I am rich as FCK.. and a good meal ticket.. but still that doesn’t mean.. I will force my hormones to hang out with anyone*
Jungkook
*okay scratch that.. my hormones are the most betraying part of me.. so let’s just not bring this in the picture*
Jungkook
*so yeah.. I didn’t call her because she was boring and all she asked me was how wealthy I was*
Jungkook
*a gold digger right..*
Jungkook
*anyways.. I don’t mind wasting money.. what’s the harm.. it’s just a piece of paper and I can freely spend it.. but you got to let me spend it, and not make me spend it.. there is a difference my friends*
Yup.. another fun fact of Jeon jungkook is that he is very bold and confident young man..
Jungkook
*and the most important fact about me is that.. I am BIRD not meant to be caged*
Jungkook
*salute to that buddy.. salute*
Just like that.. jk walks with excitement and fresh mind towards his classroom.. however.. he doesn’t heads for the front door of the class.. instead he walks towards the back window of the class where usually his seat is kept..
He is late and he already knows his best buddy Jimin has kept the window open for him to sneak in..
Jk without any further ado.. put his phone in his pocket.. and slided his one leg towards the other side of the window which opened to the classroom.. He then slided his half body as well and then his face..
Jk’s half body was outside the window in the corridor of the university while the other half inside the classroom.. he was just about to slide all of himself towards his seat.. when suddenly he realised that there is utmost silence in the classroom.. he raised his head and looked around.. well.. he now sees.. the entire class is looking at him and his literature teacher is sitting on his seat fuming in anger..
Jk lets out a deep awkward chuckle and slides all of himself inside the classroom.. he looked at his literature teacher and scratched his silky long hair.. he spoke first..
Jungkook
Hello baldy (smiles bunny like)
The teacher was bald indeed..
Literature Teacher
Jeon Jungkook.. how dare you call your teacher bald and on top of it you are late and you are also sneaking in the classroom
Jungkook
Aren’t you bald sir.. why do you get angry over it..
Jungkook
I mean.. If people call me rabbit because I smile like one so should I be mad
Jungkook
I mean If someone calls Jimin my best buddy short.. so should Jimin be angry on it..
Jungkook
I mean it is what is right! (Shows a innocent smile)
The teacher’s anger has now stormed through the roof..
Literature Teacher
Why are you late Jeon jungkook..
Jungkook
Sir I was saving a cat.. *smirks while thinking about the morning situation*
Jungkook
The cat was in need of some food and I was helping that cat.. it’s called humanity sir..
Literature Teacher
Bullshit.. (growls)
Literature Teacher
Call your brother.. we will discuss about you in the principal’s office in the afternoon..
Jungkook
As you say sir.. (says innocently)
Jungkook
Sir can we continue with the lecture.. I really want to learn a lot from you before graduating.. (pretends to be considerate)
Literature Teacher
(Rolls his eyes and walks towards the front of the class)
Jk sat on his bench and started to listen to the lecture.. however.. his mind easily gets drifted in day dreaming..
Author!
Okay in this novel.. Tae is top and Jk is a bottom.. It’s just they have different personalities..
Author!
I will explain about couch surfing concept later when the time comes.. Also you will get the introductions of various characters in the chapter as it moves ahead
Turf!
After few minutes, the literature lecture was over.. the moment the teacher stepped out of the classroom.. Jk picked his bag and jumped out of the window rather than using the door..
He knows that once the teacher’s lectures over him.. he has to even listen his nerdy and very hard working rich a$$ friends counselling as well.. for being late..
So to avoid that.. Jk heads out first.. He stops no where and immediately goes in the boys washroom..
He stood before the mirror removed a brush and toothpaste.. He started to brush his teeth while staring in the mirror as other students walked in to use the washroom
The students were used to Jk’s this behaviour.. it’s not the first time they see jk do his morning routine in the university.. it’s common.. in fact.. there were times when jk has taken a shower in the swimming pool area of their uni..
It’s just.. jk is a very busy man..
While jk was busy brushing, suddenly he could feel someone standing very close to him from behind.. jk turned..
But he wasn’t scared or confused.. in stead.. jk rolled his eyes..
He didn’t say anything.. just turned and continued to do his morning routine
But there was no mute stop on Jk’s buddy Jimin
Jimin
Jungkookah.. why do you call trouble for yourself.. every time.. (frowns)
Jungkook
(Raises his index finger to stop Jimin)
Jungkook
(Gargles some water and spits it out in the basin)
Jungkook
(Removes some tissue paper and wipes his face)
Jungkook
(Takes a deep breath)
Jungkook
I don’t know buddy.. trouble usually seems to knock my life all the time.. (says sarcastically)
Jimin
(Scoffs in annoyance)
Jimin
Fine then.. let your brother scold you..
Jungkook
He won’t.. we both know that.. my step brother ain’t going to do anything to me.. that’s why I kept his name in my emergency call list.. hahaha (laughs in proudness)
Jungkook
(Realises something)
Jungkook
By the way.. why the FCK you left me alone in the club last night.. I woke up at some random chick’s place..
Jungkook
I had to face such an embarrassing moment with her neighbors..
Jimin
Hey that’s not my fault.. you were completely drunk.. I was dragging you out literally.. and that girl came on you..
Jimin
And as usual you being the d!ck head you are.. you went along with her..
Jimin
Seriously when will you stop fooling around (frowns at jk)
Jungkook
When my d!ck can’t raise itself.. then I will stop fooling around (says sarcastically)
Jimin
Isn’t it too early for you to be funny today.. (rolls his eyes)
Jungkook
You know you like it.. I am the happiness preacher in your life (smirks)
Jimin
FCK off.. (annoyed af)
Suddenly the bathroom door bang opens and a young boy was panting before jikook... the boy stopped and removed his asthma bottle... he took a deep inhale from the bottle and spoke finally..
Jhope
Jk.. there is a raging going at the backside of our uni..
Jhope
Some of our classmates are bullying the first year ones..
Jungkook
On my fcking turf (immediately grabs his bag)
Jungkook
Let’s go.. buddies we are going to go rough today.. (says with an angry face)
Jk and his buddies sprinted at the back side of the university..
There were some first year students kneeling before jk’s classmates.. they kept chanting
“we are slaves of our seniors”
“Our seniors are the most beautiful and humble people of all”
Some group of people were laughing heartedly on the scene..
They were mocking the first year students.. jk lost it.. he immediately sprinted towards them held a collar of one of the student..
Jungkook
Aren’t you so funny today.. ha mate! (Eyes fierce, and voice deep like a growl)
Adam
Aah.. jk.. we.. were just having fun.. it’s common..raging..
Adam
We were also bullied.. when we were first year students.. (says nervously)
Jimin
But you idiot didn’t jk stopped bullying in the very first year..
Jhope
Yes.. yes.. (inhales and exhales heavily)
Jungkook
Jhope.. why don’t you take another sniff..
Jungkook
I can’t kick their a&&es when I am worried about you
Jungkook
And for god sake stop running.. (looks at his another best friend Jhope)
Jhope
Yes jk.. (says in a tiny voice)
Jimin
Aww.. come here my sunshine.. (immediately hugs Jhope)
Jungkook
(Turns his attention to Adam)
Jungkook
First year students Get up!
Everyone got up immediately at Jk’s command..
Jungkook
Now I would like to show you.. how good and humble our seniors are..
Jungkook
They will kneel and bow before you all.. just to welcome you in our university
Jungkook
Won’t we Adam? (Hovers on Adam and looks angrily at him)
Adam
Ye..sss... yes I mean.. yeah (says nervously)
Adam and his gang kneeled before the first year students.. they were about to bow.. when jk spoke again..
Jungkook
Not like that my buddy Adam..
Jungkook
How about you remove your shirt and chant..
Jungkook
And also remove your slippers.. and slap your self while chanting (says hoarsely!
Jungkook
We seniors are your slave and will always protect you first seniors (shows mad eyes to his classmates)
Adam had no choice.. everybody is scared of jk.. he was no exception and hence Adam and his gang removed their shirts.. they removed their shoes as well..
And they chanted what jk said them to chant.. while they did this, they even slapped themselves with their shoes at every end of the chant..
Jk was satisfied and Jimin was proud of his best friend while patting Jhope..
It was three years ago when jk was also a first year student.. seniors being seniors they also tried to bully the first years and jk was included in it..
But jk is not man to bow before any one.. and to be precise.. he hates such bias ness and hates bullying..
So on the very first day of his university.. jk beat the shit out of his own seniors.. Jimin who was also new joined him in the fight.. they both were beaten up heavily as well.. but they both didn’t back out..
And since then.. no was allowed to bully and everyone treated jk as their saviour especially the first year ones.. however, looked like today some people tried their luck but failed miserably before jk
Also since then.. jk found a best friend in the form of jimin.. the two are inseparable and have been with each other thick and through..
Jhope joined them as well.. he is Jimin’s cousin and has asthma problem.. Jimin has been close to Jhope since childhood so jk also became friendly with Jhope..
They all actually became the misfits who can only hang out with each other.. because that’s how best friends are..
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