Funny Poems 9(Guest 3)
Author(LC)
Yahoooo!!!!!!!!
Lavender(Assitant 2)
Stop shouting. What happened? 😑
Disha(Assitant)
Haha. Our readers must have guessed with the title name only
Readers
Yeah! We know what is it
Readers
But they shouldn't weirdos like Tulip girl or Serid
Author(LC)
Nope. She is a simple, cute and Kind girl
Author(LC)
Let's call Shooting Star
Lavender(Assitant 2)
Yeah I found her
Lavender(Assitant 2)
(⌐■_■)
Disha(Assitant)
Good let's call her
Author(LC)
Let's start with intro first
Shooting Star
Hii I'm ShootingStar, u can call meh star. I am kind, cute, silly & extremely crazy and dumb 😜 I love writing and reading.. I also lob dancing 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 see see imma dance so well (~‾▿‾)~(~‾▿‾)~ this innocent soul can give ya free lessons if ya want..ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ but if u get infected from mah silliness and craziness, imma not gonna pay the hospital bills hehe ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ( /^ω^)/♪♪ lalalalalalala~
Readers
Mmm.. At least less weird than other 2 guests
Author(LC)
Let's start with your poems
Author(LC)
She has wrote many of them
Shooting Star
🎶Hey do you know the meaning of halt?
You're mentally retarded so it's not mah fault :b
You may go to the hospital,
Imma not gonna pay the bills; there's one in the capital :)🎶
Shooting Star
🎶Trembling trees and thundering typhoons,
Sound crazy and make me excited!
But I get even more surprised when I see,
My nonsense research paper getting cited!🎶
Shooting Star
🎶Tops, skirt, jeans and pants,
Wear boots filled with ants;
Wear mud filled cap on your head,
You are a fool if you do like I said.🎶
Readers
Then we won't do like you said 😂😂
Shooting Star
🎶Peter Piper didn't pick the peck of pickled peppers,
Don't accuse him for something that he never did!
If Peter Piper didn't pick the peck of pickled peppers,
Is it you who picked the peck of pickled peppers and after eating stole the lid? 🤨🎶
Disha(Assitant)
Peter, picklu, petelu 😂😂 I can't pronounce them properly
Lavender(Assitant 2)
You ain't pronouncing them. You are typing it 😑
Disha(Assitant)
Fun Spoiler ಠ_ʖಠ
Author(LC)
Ignore them and continue
Shooting Star
🎶Love, hate, hate and love,
Hate, love, love and hate,
If your love for me is fake, oh my!
I hate you more than my fate so bye bye!🎶
Shooting Star
No no. If your love for me is fake then I hate you 🙃
Readers
Then you hate us 🙂
Readers
We are fake readers. Real readers are the one who comments in the comment box. We are just a side characters 😢😢
Author(LC)
Enough of Melodrama 😒😒 Continue
Author(LC)
I know that my name 🙄
Lavender(Assitant 2)
You continue star
Shooting Star
🎶You're the sun, you're the wind,
Are these good pickup lines?
I don't emit uv rays;
Nor do I run turbines and help in mines 😑🎶
Shooting Star
🎶Valentine's day is a revenge day,
For couples to revenge against singles who make fun of them;
After that throughout the whole year,
There's kick slap day, which couples fear ;)🎶
Shooting Star
🎶Dancing beauty, dance in the rain,
Others are dancing but you're the main in the frame,
I want you to sing, cuz this is the first time I came,
And saw a hippo dancing in the main frame, it's such a pain! 🙂🎶
Shooting Star
🎶Sane insanes are not very plain.
They know what they do but pretend hard to understand!
Insanely sanes are crazy but plain:
They don't wanna catch a cold but still dance in the rain 🤪🎶
Shooting Star
🎶In this lockdown, all daddy's princesses,
Became mummy's maids and sew laces 🙂🙃🎶
Readers
Wow so many it was a great show
Disha(Assitant)
Yep. It was damn funny
Lavender(Assitant 2)
😂😂Sort of
Author(LC)
Bye bye all. Hope we are in contact forever Star
Shooting Star
With pleasure
Author(LC)
This her stories, plz read it.
Author(LC)
And as for participating. You didn't fill the form but it's alright. From next time I request all to fill it
Author(LC)
And in return I will gift you 2 flowers. I hope my assistants can do the same. Lave and Disha plz
Disha(Assitant)
I will try
Lavender(Assitant 2)
Hmm..
Author(LC)
Okay. Waiting for participants
Comments
Lavender
Star is talented mmm
2021-02-15
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