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*You've been. Added to the group chat FancymyPanties*
Scarlett
Okay, who the hell added me?
Cameron
Dude don't rat me out.
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How many times do I need to tell you to stop changing the fucking name!
Scarlett
Woah, chill dude.
Cameron
Yeah, listen to your sister.
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You guys added my sister!
Scarlett
No, I'm just a random potato that got added by mistake. I don't have any friends.
Scarlett
Tell me about it. These damn nurses won't let me go.
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Are you like some sick chick? Are you even a chick?
Scarlett
No, I'm not a chick. I'm a human girl with breasts, girl parts, and periods.
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Woah, we did not need to know that!
Scarlett
Now back to the question
Scarlett
I was born with aphonia, the ability to not speak (for the ones who can't use big girl/boy words) I'm getting surgery soon so yeah.
Cameron
Ugh! I hate hospitals!
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Same, they are the most boring places to be ever!
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Says the guys who are constantly sent to the hospital for seriously getting injured.
Scarlett
Don't tell me you guys do some weird stunt shit.
Scarlett
Wow… that sounds awesome!
Scarlett
How old is everyone?
Scarlett
Really? You all are young. I'm 84 and a half.
Cameron
You don't act your age.
Scarlett
I get told that a lot.
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You know we don't believe you right?
Scarlett
And I'm supposed to believe you?
Scarlett
So you're all just going to send three dots.
Scarlett
My brother is here, thanks for letting me use your time bye-bye.
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See ya later alligator.
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No ones going to question the fact we don't know her name?
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Golden Hearts
Why can't they face her😂😂
2020-10-21
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