Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Thought It Was a Sewage Truck Exploding, Turned Out It Was You Talking

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Chapter 3: Thought It Was a Sewage Truck Exploding, Turned Out It Was You Talking

As the two exchanged sharp glances, the live chat exploded.

"Can Jian Li have some shame? He's skinny as a dog and still dares to question our Emperor Huo? Even if he wants to gain attention, it shouldn't be this outrageous!"

"Who doesn’t know that Emperor Huo’s training video went viral both domestically and internationally? The most famous part is his hanging tire swing in mid-air, showcasing insane core strength!"

"Raising hands! I’ve seen the video. His abs and shark lines, hehe, blush-inducing and so embarrassing! Can’t even imagine how lucky Emperor Huo’s girlfriend must be!"

"Exactly! A perfect male deity..."

Seeing the skyrocketing viewer count, the director couldn’t help but grin widely, "Great, this is exactly what we need. We've already maxed out the buzz right from the start!"

The assistant nearby looked slightly worried, "Is Jian Li really up for this? Don’t let him faint on camera like last time..."

"No choice," the director interrupted sternly, "because someone made him capable!"

The assistant didn’t need further explanation,

He could guess with his eyes closed.

Isn’t it the biggest investor behind "The Lone Hero"?!

They’ve already poured in thirty million just for advertising!

Not only are they extravagant with money, their demands are bizarre too.

They insist on exposing Jian Li’s frail and helpless image,

Ensuring he never appears on any variety show again...

To go all out to smear a minor celebrity, the assistant had never seen anything like it before.

What kind of grudge is this?!

"Stop wasting time, let’s begin the test."

At the director’s command, the assistant hurried out of the control room.

Standing in front of the candidates, he picked up the microphone, "Everyone, thank you for waiting. The only round of screening for 'The Lone Hero' is about to begin. Please start warming up. We will test your arm, waist, and leg strength, followed by a comprehensive evaluation."

"Also, I want to emphasize one point. Please maintain a calm mindset during this screening. Do not overexert yourselves. If you feel unwell, contact the on-site medical team immediately."

The assistant’s gaze lingered on Jian Li’s face, seemingly waiting for him to back down.

But after a few seconds, Jian Li remained unmoved, his prominent features filled with defiance,

As if suffering from a perpetual scowl.

Assistant, "...” Hmph, wait until you see what’s coming!

He shifted his gaze and gave a nod to the staff beside him.

Immediately, someone stepped forward, "First test—thirty push-ups. I will now call out the numbers. Those at the back, please get ready."

"One..."

"Just thirty? For those with a basic fitness level, it’s easy. Some people, however, might..."

"Stop worrying, everyone here has some foundation, don’t they?"

"That’s true. Still, worry about Jian Li. Last time during the segment, his arms were shaking like butterfly wings. I was afraid he’d fly away!"

Just as Jian Li was about to escape the awkward situation, he suddenly raised his hand, polite yet audacious, "May I ask..."

"Can I cut in line and be the first to test?"

I have more intense training tonight; no need to waste time here.

His words fell, and the venue fell silent.

Everyone looked at Jian Li as if he were an idiot.

The agent standing next to Emperor Huo, full of indignation, lowered his voice, "Brother Xiao, I told you, he’s got a screw loose! First, he tried to get attention, now he’s rushing to his death..."

The noise grated on Huo Xiao, causing his brows to furrow slightly.

He glanced sideways, and the agent immediately shut up.

The next moment, his gaze on Jian Li grew even more inscrutable.

The assistant conducting the test was also taken aback, hesitating, "I, I need to ask the others. After all, everyone’s time is precious."

The first contestant shrugged, looking like he was enjoying the spectacle, "I don’t mind, but there’s a condition. Since you’re in such a hurry, let’s do all the tests at once."

"No problem."

Jian Li put his hand in his pocket and walked to the center of the field.

Without waiting for the assistant to speak, he took off his shirt.

Then he performed standard push-ups.

Exactly thirty.

The live stream audience was stunned.

"Did I see that right? Jian Li’s physique looks much more defined now? There seems to be a thin layer of muscle..."

"Although it's not obvious, it does exist. For someone like me who dislikes super muscular guys, it's quite attractive. Coupled with that face, I actually feel like licking?!"

"Licking faces, get lost! Where’s the muscle? Can you stop talking nonsense? To me, he's still as pale and skinny! He doesn't even deserve to be in Lone Warriors!"

Jian Li stood up, clapped his hands, and turned to the assistant, "What's the next test?"

"Ah?" The assistant snapped out of his shock and hurriedly looked down at the program schedule, "The next one is the hundred-meter sprint, with a qualifying time of 12 seconds."

"Alright, the starting point is..."

Before Jian Li could finish, a sinister voice suddenly interrupted him from the entrance,

"No need to test. Jian Li should be fine at running, considering he fled after hitting someone and hasn’t been caught yet."

This commotion,

who else could it be but the main character?

Jian Li turned around with a cold face and saw Lu Siqi slowly approaching, accompanied by a shorter, pale-faced boy who looked pitiful.

"Hello seniors, my name is Lu Yuanhang. I'm Lu Siqi's younger brother. I’m here today for the test too, hoping everyone will give me some guidance." The boy bowed as he spoke, looking obedient when he lifted his head.

As soon as he finished speaking, he ran to Jian Li's side, "Brother Jian Li, you're amazing. Your physical strength is so good, you can do thirty push-ups in one go!"

As he spoke, Lu Yuanhang tried to pull Jian Li's arm in a familiar gesture.

But he was slapped away, Jian Li's exquisite face full of disdain, "I thought a sewage truck had exploded, but upon closer inspection, it’s just you talking!"

"What—what?!" Lu Yuanhang's smile froze.

Someone reacted and chuckled.

Upon hearing this, Lu Siqi became furious and quickly walked to Lu Yuanhang's side, shielding him behind him, "Jian Li, are you crazy?! How dare you talk to Xiao Hang like that?!"

Jian Li sneered, "Mr. Lu, your logic sounds like it comes straight from the gut."

"Who doesn’t know your brother relies on my blood donations to survive?"

"I’m his benefactor. How I speak to him is none of your business."

Lu Siqi’s face turned livid with anger, but noticing the live stream camera, he suppressed his emotions, "Isn’t donating blood a few times something you should do?"

"Tsk tsk," Jian Li narrowed his eyes and shook his head, "Your face is so big, it spans thousands of miles."

The comments in the live stream finally couldn’t hold back,

"Hahaha, didn’t realize Jian Li could be so sarcastic?"

"I hereby dub him the ultimate trash-talker!"

"Hehe, interesting. Suddenly looking forward to the variety show!"

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