The Bat-family Group Chat
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Jason
I found something interesting
Tim
A super dangerous and very terrifying creature from the underworld
Steph
Where did you find it Jay?
Dick
So, who made that poster guys?
Damian
I know it's your doing!
Damian
You better take back all of those posters by noon
Tim
Wait, I know it sound weird
Tim
But, this time it's not me
Tim
I didn't make that poster
Tim
If it was me, I will make it grander
Duke
I also got the same poster here at park
Barbara
So, Damian is finally treated as a rabid creature?
Gordon
So it's your guys doing!
Gordon
There's a lot of phone call to the Gotham PD because of those posters
Gordon
Can't you guys do something normal just for a day?
Harper
Whoever made this prank are awesome
Kate
I just left Gotham for a few days
Kate
What the hell did you guys do?
Kate
And why didn't you invite me to do it?
Jean-Paul
Every day I keep asking myself
Jean-Paul
How does the people who always clean the streets of Gotham at night
Jean-Paul
Act like a bunch of idiots grade schoolers at day
Luke
Just read the group name
Luke
Only Alfred and my father who are normal persons here
Luke
The others are all abnormalities
Jean-Paul
So Batman and Batwoman are not normal too?
Dick
There's a reason why we became like this
Dick
Most of them are because of Bruce and Kate
Bruce
Every day I feel regret for having adopted all of you
Bruce
I should've only adopted Cass
Bruce
How do you return people?
Bruce
Do I just have to put all of you back to the orphanage and say "Good bye little shits, may I never meet all of you ever again"?
Bruce
Cause I'm very tempted to do that
Jason
Also even if you managed to get rid of us
Jason
You still have Demon Spawn
Jason
And because he is your biological son, you have to keep dealing with him whether you like it or not
Kate
I'm proud of all of you brats
Kate
But next time, just don't forget to invite me when you guys are trying to do some chaos
Dick
That's why we love you aunt Kate
Dick
Unlike someone else who's always grumpy
Rachel
Do you guys have to be always this noisy everyday?
Rachel
I can't even concentrate reading my book because my phone keep buzzing every minutes!
Selina
Welcome to hell sweetheart @Rachel
Selina
You will get used to it sooner or later
Rachel
But I don't want to get used to this!
Rachel
I don't want to normalised all of your madness and randomness!
Rachel
Get me out of here!
Harley
It's already too late
Harley
Once you get into this mess of a family, you can never leave
Harley
You stuck with us forever!
Rachel
I really hate you Dick!
Jason
You were the one who added her into this hell hole
Cass
Why do I hear Tim's scream from the manor?
Duke
Damian is trying to kill Tim because he still thinks that Tim made that poster
Steph
Who made that poster?
Steph
If it's really Tim who made it, he will be the first person to share it with everyone
Steph
He will also proudly show it as his masterpiece
Tim
I'M BEING CHASED BY THE RABID GREMLIN FROM THE POSTER
Barbara
I got nothing to do
Tim
Demons Spawn open your chat, its......
Jason
This is Jason and Cassandra reporting from the Wayne Manor
Jason
We just saw a murder happening
Jason
Mr Damian Wayne just killed Mr Timothy Drake
Jason
May you be together with the coffee you love the most
Cass
It was such a brutal scene
Cass
May you rest in peace Tim
Cass
We will never forget you
Steph
*sobs I will never forget all of our memories Timbo
Dick
Damian, what did you do to him?
Jason
Dick, you need to learn how to let go
Jason
His fate is already sealed
Jason
It was a horrible manslaughter
Damian
Ah, that was refreshing
Damian
Oh, so the one who made the poster is female Gordon?
Damian
Well, I killed the wrong victim
Damian
I hope you can still find coffee wherever you are now Drake
Tim
Don't just killed me off like that!
Kate
Why didn't you invite me Barbara?
Barbara
Like I said, I was bored
Duke
Damian, dude I still can hear Tim's voice
Duke
If Tim ended up haunting the manor, I'm blaming you
Damian
We can do exorcism on the manor later
Harley
Wow! That dress really looks good on you Selina
Dick
What's wrong with Bruce's face?
Dick
Bombastic side eyes 😏
Jason
Is that Ma Gunn behind Bruce?
Barbara
Instead of annoyed, I think Bruce just lock in watching Selina's badongkers
Rachel
I also think the same
Bruce
I'm just tired and sleepy
Selina
Whatever you say Brucey
Selina
But you won't getting sleep tonight
Harper
Ew! Get a room you two!
Harper
I don't want to know about that!
Duke
Feel good huh? @Dick @Barbara
Duke
Yup, they made the Batcave into their love nest
Jean-Paul
What happened to Nightwing?
Jean-Paul
Where did he get those wound?
Duke
Damian accidentally slashed Dick when he's trying to stop Damian from killing Tim
Dick
When did you take that photo?
Duke
You two are too bussy making out that you don't even heard when Alfred and I came down
Barbara
Alfred saw it too?
Barbara
It's so embarrassing
Gordon
Dick, Barbara, we need to talk
Damian
I also got something
Harper
The role is reversed
Harper
Why is Tim acting girly while Steph is the gentleman
Steph
Tim is always like that
Steph
But since it's kinda cute, so I don't mind
Tim
Out of everyone at the manor
Tim
Why it has to be the Demon Brat that saw us
Luke
How did you guys find those romantic moments?
Jason
How long are you going to stay being a lonely guy like that
Luke
Wait, am I really the only one without a partner here?
Barbara
He's already with Harper
Duke
Barbara! Where did you get that?
Dick
That's what you get for messing with me Duke
Steph
We already know that the Demon brat is with Rachel
Steph
So that only left Jason
Steph
Does anyone knows who Jason's partner is?
Steph
@Dick @Barbara @Tim?
Damian
I already told you so many times
Damian
There's nothing going on between Rachel and I
Steph
Whatever you say buddy
Damian
I will literally kill both of you for that!
Harper
Wait, so they are really dating?
Rachel
Dami, I think we can't hide it anymore from them
Damian
Rae and I are dating
Damian
Are you guys happy now?
Rachel
Sorry for hiding it this long guys
Rachel
Jason already know about this, but Dami and I are already dating for about 3 months now
Steph
Why did you never say anything about it?
Dick
That's right, how did Jason know about this while I'm not?
Dick
I thought I am your favourite brother, Damian
Jason
Unlike you guys, I know how to keep secrets
Dick
Now I also want to find who Jason's partner is
Dick
I won't be satisfied before I found out
Dick
@Alfred, @Bruce, do you know something?
Jason & Damian private chat
Jason
I told you to be careful
Damian
But now it's your turn to be careful
Damian
Don't make mistake like I did
Jason
How did you get that photo?
Jason
Well, it will be safe if Alfred have it
Jason
Awh, that's a cute photo ~Cass
Jason
Can you also send it to me Little Bro? ~Cass
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