The Bat-family Group Chat
Tim The Coffee Maniac
Tim
Does anyone knows where my coffee maker is?
Luke
Dude, you need to get some sleep
Tim
Noooo, nein, nu uh, non non
Tim
I need mah cofiiiiiiii
Dick
But nope, that is just the normal Tim without coffee
Damian
I have to go to school early
Tim
No, U shadap u gremlin!
Alfred
Master Tim, I put away your coffee machine because Master Bruce told me to
Tim
Why did uou told Alf to du dat?
Tim
Gimme back mah coffiiii
Bruce
Tim, you drunk too many coffees for this week
Bruce
That is not good for you
Bruce
You need to stop your addiction for a while
Selina
It's literally 2 in the morning
Selina
Is it always like this in the manor Bruce?
Bruce
We can never have some peace in the manor
Bruce
It's always noisy and chaotic
Damian
Drake! Stop screaming!
Damian
Or I will come down there to end you myself!
Tim
Do it you Little Shiets!
Dick
Whoah, whoah, Tim, Damian, no fighting in the morning
Dick
And Damian is right Tim, stop screaming
Dick
You can survive without coffee
Harper
Are you sure that guy isn't drunk or high on drugs?
Harper
Cause he clearly look like he did
Steph
That's just normal Tim
Steph
He always turn into a pain in the ass jerk when someone take away his coffee
Harper
I guess that's why you broke up with him
Steph
Yeah, I can't handle that Coffee Maniac alone
Dick
Tim, for god sake! Stop thrashing the kitchen!
Dick
And Damian stop trying to kill your brother
Damian
Just let me do it Grayson!
Damian
We both know it's the only way to shut him up
Dick
Bruce! Just give Tim his coffee maker back
Dick
He is starting to act like a real maniac here
Duke
Oh shit, he started to sing now
Tim
Tralala Trululu COOOOFFFFEEEEEE
Harper
Ayo, what the heck happened at the manor?
Steph
But I will go there now
Steph
I thirst for the chaos!
Harper
It's 2 in the morning Steph
Steph
Anyone in this family rarely gets any sleep anyway
Luke
How are Bruce and Alfred not bothered by all that chaos at all?
Dick
They're not in the manor!
Dick
So it's just Duke and me who has to deal with this maniac!
Jason
Lol, I'm glad I didn't go to the manor today
Harper
Where are you Jason?
Steph
And holly shiets! It's far more hilarious than i thought it would be
Steph
Dick use all his strength to hold Damian from killing Tim
Steph
While Duke is trying to stop Tim from whatever he's going to do
Harper
Steph, I'm coming in
Harper
Holly hell, this is so chaotic here!
Harper
Steph laughing like a madman
Luke
Why did you all went silent so suddenly?
Steph
Dick got punched in the face by Damian, then Damian went to slash Tim who is for some reason got on top of the kitchen cabinets
Harper
Duke trying to check on Dick but he stepped on their phones by mistakes
Jason
And, what about the two of you?
Steph
Laughing like madman while enjoying the chaos
Harper
And eating some popcorn
Barbara
I caught all that in the camera
Barbara
It's so stupid and ridiculous
Jason
You went there too Barbs?
Barbara
Yup, I got here when Tim climbed the cabinets
Bruce
I should've know that this things gonna happens
Steph
Did you just sighed through text?
Luke
Honestly I'm surprise that Cass still be able to sleep with everything that happened there
Barbara
Now that I think about it, I didn't see Cass at all
Barbara
@Cass Where are you girl?
Luke
Wait, so she isn't in the manor?
Barbara
No, her room is empty
Bruce
Wait, so Cassandra is not in the manor?
Dick
You worried about Cass, but not us?
Bruce
You guys always do something stupid everyday
Tim
I stil dun get mah cofi
Damian
How the heck are you still chatting?
Tim
Nuw nuw Little Asshole, don't cuss
Tim
U ar still tu yung for that
Tim
Bruk pones willnt stp me frum get mah cofi
Luke
Shit! Reading Tim's texts give me seizures
Jason
Dude @Tim, if you really want some coffee, just buy it outside
Jason
It's not like Gotham ever ran out of coffee
Tim
Dat is fabulus idee Jay son!
Dick
Now Gotham has to deal with another maniac
Dick
A coffee addict maniac
Damian
It's not our problem anymore
Damian
It's so much better this way
Damian
We hope you got your happiness and drown in your coffe Drake
Barbara
Wait, we have one more problem guys
Barbara
Where is Cassandra?
Dick
Right, I almost forgot about her
Dick
Where are you sis? @Cass
Cass
I'm at Jason's apartment
Steph
And the mystery is solved
Harper
What are you doing there, girl?
Steph
I smell something suspicious here
Jason
I didn't do anything
Jason
She suddenly came to my apartment uninvited
Bruce
Well, at least she is safe with you
Bruce
I will have to ground Tim tomorrow after his coffee hunting
Jason
By the way, just curious
Jason
Where did you hide Tim's coffee machines?
Alfred
It's in the Batcave
Jason
And Tim didn't check there?
Dick
No, he was too busy being a maniac in the kitchen
Comments
paulina
OMG, I need to know what happens next, update soon please!
2025-09-09
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