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They say weddings are dreamy. Mine felt like a corporate merger deal—between two empires who couldn’t stand each others.
I sat in the mandap, heavy lehenga pressing me down, ghunghat (veil) hiding my face. No one knew I was burning up with fever. Good. I didn’t want them to. I hated showing weakness.
Ganesh Pooja started. The pandit chanted. I sneezed quietly inside the veil.
“Shubh shubh bolo, beta,” Mom hissed from behind.
Translation: “Say auspicious things, child.”
If only she knew I was silently cursing this fever.
Jaimala.
I stood up, eyeing Veer Raizada. Tall, smug, enemy. He bent forward slightly. I smirked
Aradhya Oberoi / Raizada {FL}
“Thoda aur jhuko, Raizada. Ghar ki betiyan khud ka crown adjust karti hai, knees pe nahi jhukti.”
(“Bend a little more, Raizada. Daughters of this house adjust their crown themselves, they don’t kneel.”)
He didn’t say anything, but his eyes glinted as I put the garland around his neck like I was crowning him king of misery.
Gathbandhan.
The cloth tied between us felt heavier than iron chains. I leaned toward my uncle and whispered,
“Chachu, lagta hai ab main officially bandh gayi.”
Translation: “Uncle, looks like I’m officially tied up now.”
He stifled a laugh. Good, at least someone was enjoying this.
Pheras.
We walked around the fire. My legs felt like they were carrying bricks thanks to fever + lehenga combo. Suddenly, mid-round, Veer bent, scooped me up bridal style. I gasped
Aradhya Oberoi / Raizada {FL}
“Tum kya kar rahe ho?”
(“What are you doing?”)
Veer Raizada {ML}
“Socha gym karlu.”
(“Thought I’d hit the gym.”)
My jaw almost dropped under the veil. The audacity. Kids were giggling. My family glared. And me? I was torn between slapping him or laughing till I coughed blood.
Sindoor.
The moment the red powder touched my forehead, a shiver ran down my spine.
“Great. Officially branded.”
Mangalsutra.
As he tied it, my brain whispered,
Veer Raizada {ML}
“Congratulations, you’re now Mrs. Enemy Number One.”
Vidaai.
I didn’t cry. Everyone else did. Typical. Instead, I waved dramatically at my brothers,
Aradhya Oberoi / Raizada {FL}
“Don’t fight over my room, losers. And water my plants or I’ll haunt you.”
I sat in the car, head against the window, fever burning me inside out. Outside, firecrackers exploded. Inside, I whispered to myself—
“Welcome to Raizada hell, Princess.”
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