hunting genres
Author's Evil Twin😈
oh😐 when are you going to give up?
Author
I see you are still here too🙁
Author's Evil Twin😈
what happened ?
Author
Nothing let's begin
Tabby
Ok so let's sign the contract
Tabby
*opens contract in his holographic screen*
Aster
*staring at the floating contract*
Aster
this is a real contract?
Aster
*reading random clauses out loud*
Aster
Clause 8: employee shall under no circumstances fall in love with a field subject
Aster
Clause 17: If employed fails to fulfill his/her mission, a pigeon may be dispatched for mandatory counseling.
Tabby
It is just standard stuff just accept it
Aster
no I am going to read this whole thing through and through
Aster
*after reading the contract 8 times*
Aster
how do i accept it again
Tabby
*pretends to wake up from sleep*
Tabby
just say it out loud
Tabby
noo just say accept it
Tabby
god you are doing this on purpose right😭😭😭
Tabby
finalllyyyy welcome to the hunter's organization
Aster
ok so can you tell me why your company has such a crappy name
Tabby
I will yes, but can you tell me your name first?
Tabby
Also can we more out of your bathroom and somewhere more comfortable??
Aster
Sure let's talk in the living room
Tabby
ok just help me get down from the counter...
Tabby
*gets up and follows aster out*
Tabby
Hello Aster. I look forward to working with you
Tabby
*suddenly very formal and professional*
Tabby
As I told you our organization has taken up the task to save romance
Tabby
and we do so by hunting other genres
Aster
*extremely confused*
Tabby
Ah pardon me I'll explain you in more details
Tabby
we send hosts into novels from other genres with a mission
Tabby
to create romance between the main character of the show and their assigned character
Tabby
thus changing the genre to romance
Tabby
but you see so far it's success--
Aster
so you are telling me all the books I read with romance forcefully introduced
Aster
into the story were all you're doing
Aster
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOKS YOU'VE RUINED FOR ME
Tabby
as I was saying the success of such books is well
Aster
no the success inarguably doesn't exist
Tabby
heyyy there have been few exceptions
Tabby
we just need more skilled employees
Aster
Why just novels though
Tabby
Because all popular movies and dramas nowadays
Tabby
are just adaptations of novels
Aster
heh we can agree on that
Aster
did you say you send people into novel
Author's Evil Twin😈
wait don't you have anything to say??
Author's Evil Twin😈
like asking why aster read the contract exactly 8 times?
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Aunt Lina
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2025-07-28
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