Plot Twist: Romance something wrong

Author

Guess who's back

Author's Evil Twin😈

I told you no one's gonna like your story

Author

um dude if you hate my story that much why are you here just go away or something

Author's Evil Twin😈

hmph😠

Author

hmph?😕

Tabby

guys can we get back to story

Author

If you are that eager to die. Sure.

Author

let's begin

Tabby

Romance is dying

Aster

I'm sorry what?

Tabby

Romance is dying. Just look around you.

Aster

*looks around her*

Tabby

No not around the bathroom

Tabby

I mean look at people around you

Aster

uh well... all my friends are in loving relationships.

Tabby

it's not enough 😔😔

Aster

it is not?

Tabby

No even people who are in relationship prefer to watch action, horror, or worse -- murder mysteries 😱😱

Aster

HUHHH????

Tabby

Just look at the charts

Tabby

when was the last time romance drama, movie, or even novel made it to the top??

Tabby

Last time romance breathed without support was when Taylor Swift released Lover

Aster

Whaatt???

Tabby

Romance -- the genre -- its dying

Tabby

*very serious*

Aster

*blink blink*

Aster

Aster

'Is this some sort of joke. What the hell am I doing.'

Aster

'standing in my bathroom talking to a rat about genre fatigue'

Tabby

you are seriously not concerned about romance as genre? 😢😢

Aster

Uh.. No? I am more I am more into crime thrillers.

Aster

Romance is a little too cheesy and corny for my taste

Aster

But I do listen to love songs if that helps👀👀

Tabby

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TAKE IT BACK

Tabby

ROMANCE is the GREATEST

Tabby

it is the soul of fiction, it binds the society together, it-- it keeps the world turning

Aster

are you crying??😶

Tabby

I am not😭😭

Aster

you don't have to be so dramatic about that about it

Aster

people like what they like you know it is not that serious 😑

Tabby

No, you don't get it

Tabby

there has to be an error

Tabby

you were supposed to be the greatest fan of romance

Aster

I am genuinely not

Tabby

was I delivered to wrong address 😨😨

Aster

*barely holding herself back from killing tabby*

Aster

*just because cleaning up the mess would be too much effort*

Aster

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Tabby

*silently moves away from Aster*

Tabby

*doesn't want to get murdered*

Aster

'no wait this is perfect'

Aster

*clears throat*

Aster

That is what you get for not putting addresses on the box

Aster

But you know because I am a very nice person tell me the correct address and i'll send you there

Aster

😇😇

translation : a perfect opportunity to get rid of the rat

Tabby

I- I don't know the address

Tabby

*looks 1 step away from his death bed*

Aster

'well damn'

Aster

Ok we can still make it work We can look for a romance loving pet owner for you together

translation: i will do anything to get rid of you

Tabby

we can't do that

Tabby

can't have you walk around freely

Tabby

you know too much

Aster

*gasps* So are you going to ki- kill me?😶😶

Tabby

what? no

Tabby

something is wrong with you😐😐

Author

and cut🎬

Author

so a quick question

Author

how long does it take for chapter to be posted after is passes the review??

Author's Evil Twin😈

you know it's funny how you keep talking to yourself in every episode

Author's Evil Twin😈

cuz i am sure as hell no one else is reading this

Author

oh not again

Filling up my truck, yeah, you want that ride (boom) Hit you like a truck, I'ma make you fly (hi-hi-hit me with the best one, boom) Boom, vamos, I know that you want it Boom, lobos, we cannot stop hunting Boom, ra-ta-ta-ta, I'ma make it Boom, boom, chk, chk, boom Boom, vamos, I know that you want it Boom, chaos, we so catastrophic Boom, ra-ta-ta-ta, I'ma make it Boom, boom, chk, chk, boom

byee