Chapter 4
Kim Taehyung
(9:26)💬 I have realized something.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:30)💬 I’m sure it’s revolutionary.
Kim Taehyung
(9:31)💬 You chastised me for texting in class last week, but where exactly are you on a weekday morning???
Jeon Jungkook
(9:32)💬 I’m… homeschooled.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:32)💬 I think that is exceptionally less punk rock than boarding school.
Kim Taehyung
(9:32)💬 Doesn’t it still count as texting in class since you are in class like 24/7?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:33)💬 Usually, yes, but I guess you could say I’m on winter holidays.
Kim Taehyung
(9:34)💬 There’s no such thing!
Jeon Jungkook
(9:34)💬 Home school advantage. You should try it.
Kim Taehyung
(9:35)💬 Absolutely not.
Kim Taehyung
(9:35)💬 I do not mean it lightly when I say I might very well kill myself.
Kim Taehyung
(9:35)💬 Sorry, that was probably a bit much.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:36)💬 It’s ok. I’m now worried about your summer holidays, though.
Kim Taehyung
(9:36)💬 It’s fine, Grumpy Cat's’ folks let me stay there.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:36)💬 I’m very glad for Grumpy Cat's’ folks, then.
Kim Taehyung
(9:37)💬 Can I tell you a secret?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:38)💬 I feel as though you just have, but let’s hear it.
Kim Taehyung
(9:38)💬 I actually love boarding school.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:39)💬 You’re going to have to swallow some safety pins and bathe in energy drinks now to boost your punk cred.
Kim Taehyung
(9:40)💬 Only if you tell the punk brigade.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:41)💬 Then I shall die with your secret, 4D Alien.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:41)💬 Isn’t it weird though that you… live with hundreds of people?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:42)💬 I can’t imagine you would get much privacy? Meet new people?
Kim Taehyung
(9:43)💬 That’s precisely why I love it, Moony! I get to know what everyone is doing
Jeon Jungkook
(9:43)💬 Snoop!
Kim Taehyung
(9:44)💬 Plus, really, I like sharing a room with two of my best mates. I like that I don’t have to go home for nine months solid. You wouldn’t think so, but there’s so much more freedom here. You can get away with a lot of shit.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:45)💬 Really? Is that why you have three months detention? Isn’t that like being grounded? Or at least under house arrest.
Kim Taehyung
(9:45)💬 Ah, but Moony, it also means an hour of quality time with my mistress.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:46)💬 …is this the Han Yuri thing again?
Kim Taehyung
(9:47)💬 You can’t deny our love!
Jeon Jungkook
(9:48)💬 But I thought I was your whole world?
Kim Taehyung
(9:49)💬 Times change, Moony. If anything, you’re the mistress, and Han Yuri is the one I’m unfaithful to.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:50)💬 I refuse to be the mistress.
Kim Taehyung
(9:50)💬 Come on, it’s kinkier that way!
Jeon Jungkook
(9:51)💬 I’m sure if you were ever to see me you would realize I am not ‘kinky’ at all.
Kim Taehyung
(9:52)💬 Well, it’s either you or the sixty-year-old lady.
Kim Taehyung
(9:53)💬 So I’m gonna go with you.
Kim Taehyung
(9:53)💬 Also – you should stop putting yourself down. I’m sure you’re a handsome young chap.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:54)💬 I have previously described myself as ‘scrawny’ and my newly found nickname is based upon how pale I am.
Kim Taehyung
(9:55)💬 Some people dig that, you know.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:55)💬 What people?! I’ve not met them.
Kim Taehyung
(9:56)💬 I mean
Kim Taehyung
(9:56)💬 We’ve not technically met but..........
Jeon Jungkook
(9:57)💬 Oh, please.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:58)💬 Are you honestly trying to say that you think pale and scrawny are attractive traits?
Kim Taehyung
(9:58)💬 They can be on some people.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:58)💬 And what makes you think I’m one of them?
Kim Taehyung
(9:59)💬 Bc you keep trying to insist that you’re not.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:00)💬 I have to go. Talk to you later, 4D Alien.
Min Yoongi
(9:56)💬 Why are you so red in the face?
Kim Taehyung
(9:57)💬 Nothing
(9:57)💬 It looks like a blush
Kim Taehyung
(9:57) Grumpyyyyy Cattttttttt
Min Yoongi
(9:58)💬 You are totally blushing
Min Yoongi
(9:58)💬 Oh my god is it the stranger you’re texting???
Min Yoongi
(9:58)💬 I thought you said he was a bloke
Kim Taehyung
(9:59)💬 He is. So? I’m totally not blushing.
Min Yoongi
(9:59)💬 I’m staring at you right now. You just got redder. When I mentioned the stranger.
Kim Taehyung
(10:00)💬 Ah, bugger off Grumpy Cat. Look, I just tried telling him that he’s probably not as ugly as he thinks, ok?
Kim Taehyung
(10:00)💬 And now he’s left. How could I have offended him???
Min Yoongi
(10:01)💬 What did you say? To assure him he’s ‘not ugly’.
Kim Taehyung
(10:01)💬 I said based on the description he’s given me he might be attractive.
Min Yoongi
(10:02)💬 Maybe it’s a homophobic thing.
Kim Taehyung
(10:03)💬 He doesn’t strike me as being homophobic-shit its dumbledore
Min Yoongi
(10:03)💬 Hah, dickhead, got your phone taken off. So you’ll see this later today. Oh well, my point still stands.
Min Yoongi
(10:03)💬 You blushed.
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