Chapter 2
Kim Taehyung
(9:04)💬 I got my phone taken off me. Sorry.
Kim Taehyung
(9:17)💬 C’mon. You’re not mad, right? What for?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:30)💬 Were you texting in class?
Kim Taehyung
(9:34)💬 Ah, yeah, and I’m doing it again.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:40)💬 Such a waste.
Kim Taehyung
(9:41)💬 Shut up. It’s history. Boring.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:42)💬 What are you learning?
Kim Taehyung
(9:43)💬 French Revolution. So much forehead.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:46)💬 J'aime la Révolution française! remet-toi au travail, connard.
[I love the French Revolution! Get back to work, asshole.]
Kim Taehyung
(9:46)💬 Oh my god I should have known you were one of those people. I don’t even have google translate, but I’m pretty sure you just swore at me.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:48)💬 Hardly.
Kim Taehyung
(9:50)💬 I bet you sweet talk all the girls with your French.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:50)💬 Are you a girl?
Kim Taehyung
(9:51)💬 No. Is this a disappointing establishment?
Kim Taehyung
(9:51)💬 Honestly, what was up with that?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:52)💬 Nothing. Never mind.
Kim Taehyung
(9:53)💬 No, c’mon you were pissed.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:55)💬 I just thought that… you would stop talking to me if you knew I wasn’t a girl. Because I assumed you were a bloke. And that maybe..........
Jeon Jungkook
(9:55)💬 I dunno. Forget it.
Kim Taehyung
(9:55)💬 Did you think I would stop texting you bc you weren't a girl and therefore would not want to interact with you bc obviously I AM A HETERO SEX FIEND?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:56)💬 That’s… a strange way of putting it. But yeah, something like that.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:00)💬 Now isn’t the time to go silent.
Kim Taehyung
(10:01)💬 IM SORRU IN JUSY LAUDJING SP HARD YOU ARW AN IDOT OG MYGOS
[Do we need translation??]
Jeon Jungkook
(10:01)💬 Thank you. Thank you so much.
Kim Taehyung
(10:02)💬 You’re an idiot. I like you. Not enough to get my phone confiscated again though. I’ll talk to you later, Pumpkin.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:02)💬 T'es con.
Kim Taehyung
(12:32)💬 What do you do when your best mate is being a dickhead but no amount of explanation (including diagrams) will convince him that he is being a dickhead?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:35)💬 Resort to physical violence, I imagine.
Kim Taehyung
(12:35)💬 Ok, let’s narrow it. He’s being a dickhead about a girl.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:36)💬 My suggestion still stands.
Kim Taehyung
(12:37)💬 I’VE TRIED. MAN HAVE I TRIED.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:37)💬 Is your friend and this girl dating?
Kim Taehyung
(12:38)💬 No. He just pines.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:38)💬 Then I think he’s being punished enough, hm?
Kim Taehyung
(12:39)💬 You’d think so, but in between the pining is bursts of ‘SHE LOOKED AT ME’ and ‘SHE DIDN’T SWEAR AT ME TODAY’. He’s too happy to be unhappy.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:40)💬 I admire his optimism.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:41)💬 Are you jealous of his pining?
Kim Taehyung
(12:42)💬 NO WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT
Jeon Jungkook
(12:43)💬 WELL YOUR ALARMED REACTION SEEMS TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE.
Kim Taehyung
(12:45)💬 It’s not jealously. Just annoying, maybe.
Kim Taehyung
(12:45)💬 And idk, he just seems so sure that she’s ‘the one’. Although he’s never said those words. He’s an idiot, not a sap.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:46)💬 I don’t follow. Why does your friend having found ‘the one’ make you annoyed?
Kim Taehyung
(12:47)💬 You’re gonna make me say it, aren’t you?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:47)💬 ????? Yes.
Kim Taehyung
(12:48)💬 Bc maybe I would like to find ‘the one’ also. And I’m annoyed bc he seems to have found it so easily. This is stupid.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:48)💬 How old are you?
Kim Taehyung
(12:49)💬 How dare you! You cannot simply just ask a lady her age! The travesty!
Kim Taehyung
(12:53)💬 Ok, I’m 17.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:54)💬 I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure it’s completely natural to not have found ‘the one’ at age 17.
Kim Taehyung
(12:54)💬 Doesn’t make it suck any less.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:54)💬 Just do what every other teenage boy does.
Kim Taehyung
(12:55)💬 Do I want to ask…
Kim Taehyung
(12:57)💬 I’m terminating now. We’ve reached a weird level.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:57)💬 But seriously, don’t worry about not finding the one. It’ll work out eventually.
Kim Taehyung
(12:58)💬 And until then, your suggestion is wanking.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:59)💬 I’m also 17, not a psychologist.
Kim Taehyung
(12:59)💬 Yeah, but you don’t have to share a dorm with two other blokes.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:00)💬 No, but I do share a sleeping space with five other people.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:00)💬 That is why the world invented toilets.
Kim Taehyung
(1:00)💬 I’ll be sure to remember that. In the meantime, I’m going to go to Chemistry now and not think about wanking for fear of something embarrassing happening. I’ll miss you, Darling Pie.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:01)💬 Those two sentences should not be next to each other.
Kim Taehyung
(10:54)💬 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HONEYDUNKS
Jeon Jungkook
(10:55)💬 what the hell
Kim Taehyung
(10:58)💬 JOW YOU DOIN AMN
Jeon Jungkook
(10:59)💬 is this drunk texting because i really can't with it right now
Kim Taehyung
(11:01)💬 COME ONNNNN PIKUMPLIN
Jeon Jungkook
(11:02)💬 i wanna sleep. please stop texting me.
Kim Taehyung
(11:03)💬 COME ONT HTAS NO FUN
Kim Taehyung
(11:03)💬 I WIAS THINKNIG ABOUT YOU
Kim Taehyung
(11:04)💬 ID REALLY LIEKY TO KNOW YOUERNAME
Kim Taehyung
(11:04)💬 OR ANTTHING
Kim Taehyung
(11:05)💬 BOTH MY FRIENDS DFELL ASELEEP AGTER AN HOUR
Kim Taehyung
(11:05)💬 IT WAS ONLT SOJU
Jeon Jungkook
(11:05)💬 if i tell you something will you let me go back to sleep??
Kim Taehyung
(11:06)💬 WHOS EVEN ALEPE AT THIS TIME OFNF A FRIDAY LOOOOSER
Kim Taehyung
(11:06)💬 IM DKIDDIGN
Kim Taehyung
(11:07)💬 YESS ILLL LETTYOU SLEP IF YOU ANSWED ONE THIBG
Jeon Jungkook
(11:07)💬 will you please stop talking in capitals
Kim Taehyung
(11:08)💬 dine
Kim Taehyung
(11:08)💬 gine
Kim Taehyung
(11:08)💬 **&*fine
Jeon Jungkook
(11:09)💬 what do you want to know
Kim Taehyung
(11:10)💬 aer you a virgisn??
Jeon Jungkook
(11:10)💬 wow im so glad im awake for this
Kim Taehyung
(11:11)💬 yout the 1 who told tme to wank ouy my feeligns
Jeon Jungkook
(11:11)💬 yes i am a virgin
Jeon Jungkook
(11:12)💬 can i go back to sleep now?
Kim Taehyung
(11:13)💬 I guesss
Kim Taehyung
(11:13)💬 I eman
Kim Taehyung
(11:13)💬 I am tooo so yto know its not tha big a deal if u thought it szwas
Kim Taehyung
(11:14)💬 Swwweet cakes?
Kim Taehyung
(11:15)💬 Dumplins?
Kim Taehyung
(11:16)💬 Godonightw tiger
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Aezerin_7
Frr😤🔪
2025-07-30
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Aezerin_7
It's sooo easyyyyyyyyy
2025-07-30
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