Chats Ui: 01

You

Ui, I got another commission for you

Another one?!

You

Another one

How many illustrations do you need?!

You

Just shut up and take my money

Fine! I'll take your money!!

You

Good, now start drawing more feet for me

fine, I'll draw more feet for you, but it'll cost extra!

You

I can handle the extra fee

...You really have lots of money to spare?

You

I didn't paid you to question me, Ui

Uoooh~ so assertive~!!

I'll get back to drawing now~

You

Took you long enough

You

I want them to be done 3 hours from now

H-huh? that's so quick!!

How am I supposed to finish in 3 hours!?

You

That's what she saiddd

You

Heh, funny

Uuugghhhh I'm really just being used aren't I?

I didn't think I'd have clients like you when I chose to become an illustrator...

You

Ah yes, suffering from success indeed

You

You also need to remember that I am your most important patron, y'know.

You

I paid you WAAAAY more than all of your clients combined

...I don't forget it, I don't think I'll ever forget it, you spend so much on commissions~

You

Don't think I spend that much anyway

You spent so much just on the feet, if it's not lots of money what is it then!??

You

Now, EXCUSE ME

You

Not every of my commissions is feet, y'know

It feels like recently they've all been feet though...

You

Ui, just please be a good little illustrator and just do what you always best at, alright?

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Alright~ I'll do as you say~

3 hours later...

You

You're done?

I'm tired and my hand hurts, but the commissions are done!

You

You said that all the times

You

Just send it to me and get it over with already

Fineeeee, here ya go~

[No, I am refusing to look up a feet art just for this— No, just no. Just use your imagination or smth]

There, just be careful when you look at them, some of them are a little yabai!

You

That's the whole point, yes?

You

And excellent job, Ui

You

These will add up nicely to my collection of feet pictures

Uooouhh!! so that's what they're for, it's totally gonna corrupt you if we keep this up...

You

I'm already way beyond that, thank you for asking

You

And don't even hide it, I know what kind of girl you're...

Eh?!? I'm totally am not corrupted by my own arts!

And don't say that so bluntly...!

You

I've seen all of your Patreon, y'know. Who the hell do you think keep it running in the first place?

You

It would be wonderful if you can draw like that for me all the time

Well, if you so insist to be like that all timeee—

Just hire me as a private illustrator then! You got me all to yourself and you can pay more money to see my lewds now!

You

Deal

H-huh?! you're actually considering it??

I'm just joking!!! I can't let all my other clients down, you know??!?!

Thank you for the offer— But I decided that I will stay independent for now!!

You

That's a shame

You

And right when I about to prepare this briefcase full of money just for you

You

But don't worry, I get it. If it being independent that you truly wanted, then I shall honor your decision

Uoohh, this is unfair!!!

I was trying to be responsible and you're just tempting me with lots of money~!

You

Well, if that ain't ironic

You

I used to heard that phrase all the time, especially when I'm on a club

Do you really do that? Offer a briefcase of money to girls you meet at the club?

You

It's usually can be way cheaper than what you think it is, they even do it for free if you can convince them enough

You sound like a real playboy...

You

Yeah, they eventually just gave me half-assed drawing most of the time

You

They can barely draw, for crying out loud— But I guess that's why they're on the club in the first place

Huh, what kind of club are we talking again here?

You

An ART CLUB of course, what else?

Oh, my bad... I thought you meant the other kind of clubs...

What are you even doing in art club, anyway?

I thought you go to clubs for, like, parties and alcohol?

Or, you know, to pick up girls?

You

Why, can't a man appreciate some good piece of art every now and then? And beside, the instructor is kinda hot, I mean, that's kinda the whole reason I'm there in the first place—

You

But still, wow Ui. Do you honestly really think that I would stood so low?

Eh? I mean, what kind of person would offer a briefcase of money to a teenage girl, and pay their patron illustrator for lewd commissions...

I just kind of assumed that you're the kind of person that would go to clubs to be quite honest. It's not a bad thing! I'm not very high-class myself after all, I'm a NEET!

You

Alright, that's it

You

No commissions for you for 3 days

What?! No wayy!! that's like.. 70% of my income...!

I'll die of starvation if you do that!!!

You

Come on, you surely atleast saved up quite amount of money from the all commissions you got— especially from me

You

I'm sure you can survive 3 days without me

You paid me so much though, it all went into supporting my gacha addiction...

I was so lucky to pull a limited character, will you believe me? It was like 5% or something like that, I literally jumped out of my seat when that happened!

And of course I had to get all the outfits, what kind of unbased normies that didn't get like all the premium accessories and stuffs for the limited character the moment you pulled it?

And there's a chance of getting their voice lines when you rub their heads, and it was really REALLY cute, you can also rub them in other areas too but we will NOT be talking about that here...

And then I was tiering in the event of this one gacha game, the event card is limited after all— I can't have myself miss an even this big, I could not, I could never!

And then this new gacha comes out that have like all my list of important-characters-to-collect-cause-I-just-solely-love-their-design and stuffs when I still have to tier for this gacha, but I want pulls for that gacha too because that one have like all the Meta characters— And so I'm torn between choosing to spend my pulls for the collection gacha for me to stare at or proceed with the gacha that will actually help me progress through the game and all—

So that's why I used all my love gems up, and even used up all the easy stuff to get like new player stuff and the story so I used my actual money for more pulls so that I can pulls both of the sets, since I earn enough money to support my gacha and my patreon, but—

You

Ui, your ADHD is showing up again

You

Maybe we need to bury you six feet under the pillow again?

U-Uooohh!!! not the pillow treatment again!!

You

Then stop yapping and just eat some instant ramen for the next 3 days or something, I'm sure you've gone through worse

instant ramen for 3 days?! Uouoouhh~

You

I swear, Ui, I fucking swear if you send me yet another one of those weird noises that you always do for apparently NO REASON except to just mess with me then I WILL correct you right here and right now...

Bweh~ bweh~?

Or should I go full dog mode with "wanwanwan~"?

You

That will add 2 more days to your punishment

Uouoohh!!! n-no, please! That's 5 days of instant ramen!!!

I'll die from malnutrition if I eat nothing but instant ramen for 5 days straight!!!

You

Your body is so small that I bet you'll get full just by eating half a cup

You

Maybe if you start growing that kitchen board you called a chest then I might believe you

Uooohhh.... I know I'm pettan, you don't need to point it out....

You

Yeah, you're lucky that I'm absolutely into pettan

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I'm starting to think that you specifically chose me because I'm a petite teen, and not just because I'm a skilled artist

I had a weird feeling from you..

You

2 weeks of no commissions

NO WAYY!!! 2 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS?!?

You

And I think we need to stop chatting for some time, you need some alone time

UOUOOOHH!! that's not fair, I get lonely if I'm alone for too long, and I'm still a teenager I need social interaction!!!!

You

Well then, maybe you shouldn't seek social interaction from a stranger you barely know on the internet that also keep giving you lewd commissions

You

Honest advice

...I suppose you have a point

Fine... no talking for 2 weeks..

Not even 30 minutes later...

I'm so bored!!! I can't help but talk to you!!

You

It's not even past 30 minutes

The boredom is killing me, I'm starting to consider taking a commission from some of the other old men in my patreon chat...

You

As long as they know your price, I'm fine with that

They're way more willing to listen and pay, and they're probably not as demanding as you are...

You need to learn the word "no" you know...

You

Alright—

You

Are you here just to tell me how much of an asshole I was or what?

You're definitely an ass...

But you're kind of fun to chat with too for some reason...

It's probably because you can carry a conversation quite well, even if you're an ass

You

...

You

Thanks a lot, Ui. You know that mean a lot to me

really? and all I had to do was call you an ass?

You

You know what, just go kill yourself

You blocked her

Uooohh no, wait don't-

She is blocked