Enna: 02
You
Yes, unfortunately. Wassup?
Enna
Nothinggg, bored out of my mind! Hbu?
You
Ya know, just scrolling through my feed like usual, watching memes and stuffs. To put it simply, I have nothing to do as well
Enna
Mood. Wanna do something stupid?
You
How "stupid" are we talking about?
Enna
You wanna get married???
Enna
Actually, wanna just "talk" for awhile?
You
Well you see, It's really hard "talk" when we don't even have anything to "talk" about in the first place
You
Therefore, I proposed that you tell me more about yourself and in exchange I tell you more about myself
You
Cause— you know, we barely acknowledge each other aside from the fact that we both are Millie's close friend
Enna
I'm from Japan, so my grammar is probably ass ngl. I tend to cuss a lot cause y'know, I'm kinda compensanting for something here. I'm short, angry, and have very dark humor. I usually don't have a filter either when speaking, so I'm brutally honest
You
Sound about rightt, I can imagine how ya looked like already
You
And for my turn— [insert your character introduction here or something I dunno I'm just too lazy right now or something smh]
Enna
Yoooooo, that's awesomeee!
Enna
You also have the perfect opportunity to make a short joke— but I will stop you right there >: /
You
Nah, I love short people. I find them more down to earth and they maintain a good persepective in life because they always looked up all the time
Enna
I mean, you're not wrong! We do have to crane our necks a lot lmao, but I guess it could have a few benefits after all *cough* great view *cough*
Enna
But the con to being short? People always think you're a bit younger than you actually are. I'm a grown ass woman and I still have people thinking I'm in my early teens-! It sucks ass 😭
You
Millie do said that you acted like unsupervised gremlin given the chance, so I ain't really blaming them people for thinking so 🙄
Enna
Trueee, I tend to forget I'm a grown woman and act like a child a lot lol
Enna
Also, the hell!? You and Millie have been talking about me without me?! > : /
You
It ain't fun when the person you're talking about is in the same convo, yanno? And beside, she always mention good things about you. Most of time at least
You
What about me? Does she never mentioned about me or anything?
Enna
She has! She talks mainly about how you have an interesting taste in memes, and some other random stuff
Enna
Anyway, do you really don't have any photo of yourself to send to me? 👀
You
Yeah, how bout you send me your pic first if you're so much want to see my face?
You
What is it, no balls? 😏
Enna
That's a dangerous game you're playing 👀
Enna
Alrightyy, I like dangerous~
[Insert some lazy author reasoning on why she can't find a single picture here :/]
You
Holy fuck, you actually fricking did it you mad lass— Nice pic, I guess. You look pretty comfy with that oversized hoodie, compliment your features really nicely
Enna
I told you I would! Also, oversized hoodies are the BEST! And more pocket space- I mean whattt?
Enna
Nowww pay up, you gotta show yourself! :)
You
A deal is a deal. Sure, sure. Just don't be disappointed if you see that I'm not as handsome as I am in your imagination
Enna
Bold of you to assume I have ANY expectations in the first place
Enna
You really ain't getting away with it, SHOW YOURSELF >:p
Enna
...Very good looking-
Enna
Not gonna lie, I did expect that, but I'm not gonna lie and say I imagined that
Enna
Good gawd, you're hot
You
Pffft, yeah sure. I will take it with a grain of salt, thanks
You
You didn't looked half bad ourself, you're lowkey oozing that lazy-yet-energetic-as-fuck persona
Enna
Damn it, is it really that obvious!?
Enna
Also, lowkey? No no, I'm just lazy af lol, I rarely get off my ass to do anything but if I do WATCH OUT
You
You also give off that 'No fuck given' vibe, I think? Based, if I may say
Enna
Trueee, and a sprinkle of anger issues and self hatred, but mostly no shits given lol
Enna
People tend to think I'm pretty intimidating
You
Yes, it is intimidating when people realize that your face is way closer to their groin than their face lmao
Enna
Don't you make short person jokes, I will bite your ankles > : /
You
That's not actually as bad as it sound, I will take that in mind 😉
Enna
And I said ankle specifically, cause my reach can go a lot lower than that :3
Enna
I may be short, but I can bite you in multiple ways > : p
You
...Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 👀
Enna
I've got ✨ sharp ✨ teeth, y'know > : /
You
As long as you know what you're doing, I think I can handle it just fine :]
Enna
That's some dangerous confidence you're speaking with, sir : >
You
Confidence is my middle name, thank you
Enna
Yeeeeeeah— I'm starting to doubt that lol. I can hear the nervous energy from here sirrrrr 👀
You
Good, that mean I am getting in your head gurl 😗
Enna
Bold of you to assume that you didn't already in it—
Enna
It's a pretty empty place tho, you fit just nicely in there 😗
You
Aside from all the funny cats videos?
Enna
Oh, there's definitely a lot of cat videos, and other random crap-
Enna
My mind is a wonderland in short :0
You
I can be the Alice if you want 😉
Enna
Oohoo, you're a smooth talker, I think I've hit jackpot here > ; P
Enna
Are you always like this to people?
You
Nope, I think most people will just block me right when I want to start a conversation or something
Enna
That's a shame, I quite like you > w <
Enna
They don't deserve you tbh, I'll fight them
Enna
With the rage of 1000 chihuahuas—
You
That's quite the bold statement, don't you think? :0
Enna
Bold? Maybe. But truthful? Definitely. :>
You
Oh wait, hold up. Somebody else texted me just now, brb
Enna
Alrighty thennnn— you better not ditch me smh 😤
Enna
Are you back yet or am I gonna have to spam you?
Enna
I'll take that you're not back yet. I'm just gonna spam you now ✨
Enna
Next times try three lives!
Enna
SEA SALT, I NEED YOU 🌊🧂
Enna
I'M GOING TO ALICE. YOU'RE HIDING ALICE FROM ME TOO, AREN'T YOU?
Enna
Outclassed by Sanzo, those who slow 🥀
Enna
DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEEEEEERRR!!!
Enna
I CAST THUNDER SPELL ⚡⚡⚡
Enna
ALL I HEAR ARE SCREEEEEAM, EVERYTIME I DARE TO CLOSE MY EYES!!!
Enna
I will keep going until you stop meeeeee
You
Gawd damn, gurl. It's just been 15 minutes. I don't think anyone in here would even understand everything you're trying to reference here
Enna
15 minutes too long smh. And shuuuush, let them figure it out 🤫
You
Welp, I'm back now. Now you can stop spamming me with these not-so-obsecure piece of media
Enna
You can't tell me what to dooo >: /
You
It's our precious little witch :|
Enna
And what did our little witch say? HmMmMmMm?
Enna
Ah, that is very informative, thank yooouuu
You
Alright, fr now. She said something about the upcoming collab, I give you that much
Enna
Oh damn, I kinda forgot about that 💀
You
You're already know? Well, I should have expected that tbh. But seriously, you forgor? 💀
Enna
I did indeed forgor- 💀💀💀
Enna
Can't blame me, I have an attention span of a hypercritical nuclear reactor and rarely get fixated on anything :P
You
You seem really fixated on me tho 🤔
Enna
I mean, you are pretty intriguing lol
Enna
I bet Millie won't mind me stealing you for a moment ;>
You
Now ladies, one at a times please
Enna
I claim you as my NEW frienddddd > w <
You
Too bad, I already claimed you the first time we chatted. Gotta up your game 😉
Enna
That's just rude smh 🙄
Enna
Hmph. You're mean for doing that > w <
Enna
Well then consider this
Enna
I claim you as more than just a friend, cause you just got yourself a bestie
Enna
Well, are you gonna claim me as one too or am I just gonna be the weirdo that randomly called you their bestie now? : >
You
Already way ahead of you 😉
Enna
You won the jackpot here buddy >:>
Enna
Now you're STUCK with us lol
Enna
Welp, gotta go now. Need to do something at the moment, I chat you later handsome~~ 💓
That was way too long for something so silly, if only I put that much commitment irl
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I wasn't sure about this book at first but boy am I glad I gave it a chance. It turned out to be a truly unforgettable story. 🤩👍
2025-07-22
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