Master's Cannon Fodder Wife
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Ash Wilde (MC)
*walks towards the dining room*
Ash Wilde (MC)
*salivating*🤤
Ash Wilde (MC)
Why is this omelette prettier than me.😑
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
Because I made it.
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
And your face hasn’t been plated with parsley.
Ash Wilde (MC)
And who are you, Kitchen Daddy?
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
I’m the one who keeps this house from falling apart.
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
Crimson’s unofficial babysitter if you will.
Ash Wilde (MC)
He needs babysitting?
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
Emotionally?
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
Desperately.
Crimson Cartel (ML)
*entering*
Crimson Cartel (ML)
*stares at Ash*
Crimson Cartel (ML)
You’re in my robe.❄️
Ash Wilde (MC)
You’re in my house.
Ash Wilde (MC)
Your house, my contract.
Ash Wilde (MC)
Cute arrangement.
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Public event tonight.
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Fundraiser
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Wear black
Ash Wilde (MC)
Are we doing the “loving husbands” act?
Crimson Cartel (ML)
We’re doing “unshakable alliance.”
Crimson Cartel (ML)
You’re the distraction. I’m the strategy.
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
This is either going to implode…
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
Or be the hottest train wreck ever.
Ace (ML BFF)
Either way it'll be fun to watch
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
*startled*
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
When did you get here?
Ace (ML BFF)
And I'm starving
Mick (ML BFF/Chef)
*rolls eyes*
Ace (ML BFF)
*Helps himself to breakfast*
Comments
Luna Veil
The way they talk... I'm obsessed.
Words like knives. Smooth, sharp, calculated.
2025-07-30
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