Master's Cannon Fodder Wife
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Crimson Cartel (ML)
I want you to marry me ❄️
Ash Wilde (MC)
Did you hit your head this morning or is this some billionaire version of a prank show??🤨
Crimson Cartel (ML)
It's a contract ❄️
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Three years ❄️
Crimson Cartel (ML)
In exchange, you’ll be legally bound to me, live in my home, and attend public functions as my spouse.❄️
Ash Wilde (MC)
You're serious
Ash Wilde (MC)
Legally binding
Ash Wilde (MC)
Real-name-on-the-papers
Ash Wilde (MC)
Do you take this emotionally constipated man" kind of serious?!🤨
Ash Wilde (MC)
I thought this was about a brand deal or some petty blackmail.
Ash Wilde (MC)
You’re actually proposing?? To me??😕
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Not proposing ❄️
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Offering ❄️
Crimson Cartel (ML)
There's a difference ❄️
Ash Wilde (MC)
Even your marriage proposals come with a corporate tone.😒
Ash Wilde (MC)
You don’t want love ...
Ash Wilde (MC)
You want a business arrangement.
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Exactly ❄️
Crimson Cartel (ML)
You’re dramatic enough to distract the media and chaotic enough to keep people guessing.
Crimson Cartel (ML)
You’ll serve the purpose.
Ash Wilde (MC)
So I’m a PR shield in glitter boots.
Crimson Cartel (ML)
And a sharp tongue❄️
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Don’t forget that ❄️
Crimson Cartel (ML)
Sign the contract by tomorrow ❄️
Ash Wilde (MC)
I’m going to need a drink.
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