Stop Chasing Me, Li Xingxing!
Love Letter Explosion!
Li Xingxing
Today I'm going to impress my cold prince *excited, he tucked his head under the blanket*
Later Li Xingxing stood in front of his mirror at 6:00 AM sharp, holding a heart-shaped piece of pink glitter paper.
He wore a white shirt with “LOVE AMBASSADOR 💘” printed in red glitter letters across the front. A small box of peach candies was tied with a ribbon and glued to the love letter like it was a wedding proposal.
Li Xingxing
Today’s the day! *Announced to his cactus plant* Zhou Yiran will see my sincerity and melt like hotpot cheese!
cactus
*after hearing it tragically, remained unmoved*
In the Literature Building – 8:00 AM
Zhou Yiran
*Walked into class ten minutes early, sat in the back row, pulled out his books, and quietly put in his earbuds. Peaceful. Calm. Perfect*
A flying envelope smacked his desk with a glittery thud, covering it in pink dust. A peach candy bounced off his book and hit another student.
Zhou Yiran
*Slowly turned to see Li Xingxing grinning from ear to ear, holding another envelope in case the first one “didn’t hit the soul properly.”*
Zhou Yiran
What is this? *asked flatly, brushing glitter off his lap*
Li Xingxing
A love letter! *beamed* Handwritten! Fifteen pages! I wrote a poem in seven languages, including Morse code!
Zhou Yiran
*Blinked* Are you… okay?
Li Xingxing
I’ve never been better!
Yiran stared at the envelope like it might explode. Given the way glitter was still falling from it, he had reason to believe it might.
Zhou Yiran
Take it back *slides the letter toward him*.
Li Xingxing
Never! You must accept my feelings—
classmate
*leaned over and whispered* Li Xingxing, the professor is coming…
Professor Liu stormed in, all fury, and barked
Everyone scattered to their seats. Xingxing panicked and shoved the envelope into the stack of assignments which was placed beside the block near his place.
Zhou Yiran
*Eyes widened* you didn’t.
Li Xingxing
*Whispered* Temporary sacrifice.
Zhou Yiran
💭 but the assignments due date is today, the professor will collect it today ... *grins* bye bye to your passion for love xingxing... Today will be the last day that you will bug me
Ten minutes into the lecture…
professor
*Flipped through the assignment stack, squinting. He pulled out the glitter-covered envelope and sniffed it*
professor
…Who submitted perfume? *he grunted, opening it. As glitter exploded into the air and a peach candy flew out and hit his glasses, the entire class watched in stunned silence*
professor
*Cleared his throat* let me read this ‘essay.
Li Xingxing
*Slid lower in his seat*
Zhou Yiran
*stared at the ceiling, praying for death(waiting for the embarrassment*
professor
“To the cold prince of my heart, Zhou Yiran…” *raises an eyebrow*
professor
“If your gaze is an iceberg, then let me be your sunshine, melting you slowly until you drip affection all over me.”
Someone choked on their laugh.
professor
"If loving you is a crime, then lock me in your heart and throw away the key. I’ll bring my own blanket."
Zhou Yiran
*Looked like he wanted to throw Xingxing out the window*
professor
“And if I am reborn a worm, may I crawl into your heart again and again until I squirm my way into your love.”
professor
*Slammed the letter shut* WHO. WROTE. THIS?
Li Xingxing
*Slowly raised his hand* ....It was a metaphorical essay?
professor
*Sighs* one more stunt like this and you’re cleaning toilets with your toothbrush.
Zhou Yiran
You’re insane *muttered*
Li Xingxing
*Pouted, holding his now-crumpled love letter like it was a wounded pet*
Zhou Yiran
You heard the professor, Toilet. Toothbrush. You. That’s your future.
Li Xingxing
It was worth it *said proudly* Did you like the peach candy?
Zhou Yiran
I didn’t eat it.
Li Xingxing
You pocketed it.
Li Xingxing
I have a photographic memory, you’re starting to like me.
Zhou Yiran
*Turned and walked away faster than ever*
Li Xingxing
Tomorrow! Love Plan #3! I call it ‘Project Lunchbox Seduction!’ Get ready for heart-shaped dumplings!! *shouts*
Comments
addie😄
cactus be like: who am I, cheese? 😄
2025-07-22
1
addie😄
💗
2025-07-22
0
addie😄
fifteen pages😭
2025-07-22
1