Codename: Secret Identity
Chapter 3: Forced Relocation
📍 Asher’s Apartment – Morning
Two tall men in black suits stand silently at the door 🚪
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Who the fu.k are
you?! (＠_＠)
？？？
GUARD 1
Sir, we’re here to escort you out of the city.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
...Excuse me? WHAT?
？？？
GUARD 2
You’re being relocated. For safety reasons.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
But I don’t even
KNOW
you!
🤨
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Why would I go
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Anywhere with two men
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Who look like knockoff
Men
in 😳
Black?!
？？？
GUARD 1
The man you saw last night… the thief with the scar…
？？？
He’s still on the loose. If you stay here, your life may be in danger.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Oh＼(◎o◎)／please, I only saw his forehead!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
What’s he gonna do—attack me with his scar??
？？？
GUARD 2
But your family has already arranged for you to be moved to a secured location.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
No, my father would never approve of this!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
(⌐■-■)
The guard silently pulls out a document. Asher snatches it.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
...Signed by Quinoa
(stepmom).
Asher (D.O)(MC)
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅]
Asher (D.O)(MC)
She did this behind my dad’s back?!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
...THAT BITCH! 😤
While they argue, the second guard begins moving through the apartment
He lifts pillows, opens drawers, peeks under the couch
Asher (D.O)(MC)
HEY! What are
you doing?!
？？？
GUARD 2
Standard check. We’re making sure there’s nothing suspicious in your belongings.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
This is MY
apartment!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
You’re not allowed
to poke around like some discount FBI!
？？？
GUARD 1
We’re under direct orders.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
And I’m under the influence of rage! Don’t touch my Victoria’s Secret collection!!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
That drawer is PRIVATE! I have emotional damage in there!!
The man awkwardly drops a lacy item and steps away slowly
📍 Inside the Black Car – 3 Hours Later
Asher slouched in the backseat, arms crossed, fuming
Asher (D.O)(MC)
I swear, I hope your car AC explodes.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
You two are the definition of ‘no fun’.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Do you even blink?? Do robots blink?!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
This seat smells like regret and lies.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
And this music? Who picked this playlist?! Lofi funeral beats??!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Oh now you’re mute? Bet y’all only speak when threatened with a Yelp review.
📍 Countryside – Late Afternoon
The car slows down. Dust kicks up. Trees everywhere. Birds chirping obnoxiously loud.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
*peers out the window* ...You’re kidding.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
You’re dropping me here?! In this dump?!
？？？
GUARD 2
Just go inside the house. You’ll understand everything.
Car doors unlock with a loud click
Asher (D.O)(MC)
You people have zero respect for aesthetics.
The exhaust blows directly into Asher’s face
Asher (D.O)(MC)
COUGH COUGH COUGH
You motherfu—!!
He waves away the smoke, stomping to the front gate.
Walks up to the wooden door
Raises his hand and—
Knock knock 🚪
Asher (D.O)(MC)
(Please be a five-star interior. Please don't smell like cows.)
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