Codename: Secret Identity
Chapter 0: Introduction
📍 Asher’s Bedroom – Sunlight peeks through the curtain. Silence… then chaos. ⛲🎠🎡
A ball hits Asher’s head🏀
Asher jerks up, hair messy, blanket kicked off
Asher (D.O)(MC)
WHO THREW THAT?! 💢 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅]
Aoki (M's 1 son)
*jumping on the bed*~ MORNING ATTACK!! 💥
Tracal (M's 2 son)
WAKE UP ZOMBIE MOMMY! 🧟
Asher (D.O)(MC)
HEY! STOP—GET OFF—NO JUMPING ON MY—
Asher (D.O)(MC)
OOWW THAT’S MY RIB!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO KICK LIKE THAT?!
Aoki hits him with a pillow, Tracal pulls his cheeks.
Asher (D.O)(MC)
AOKI PUT THAT PILLOW DOWN! 💢
Asher (D.O)(MC)
TRACAL STOP PULLING MY FACE LIKE IT’S CLAY!!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
YOU GUYS ARE SEVEN NOT DEMONS!!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
WHERE IS YOUR DAD?! I’M TEXTING HIM—
AOKI & TRACAL
RINGA RINGA ROSES~ 😆😆
A POCKET FULL OF CHAOS~!
Achoo! Mommy falls down!!
They throw another pillow
Asher (D.O)(MC)
I’M NOT FALLING DOWN, I’M FALLING APART! 😭
Asher (D.O)(MC)
STOP MOCKING ME!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
I’M GONNA—HEY, DON’T STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Tracal (M's 2 son)
BLEHHHHHH 😜
Asher freezes. Face red. Then collapses on the bed with a deep sigh 😔
Asher (D.O)(MC)
...I swear to god… 😮💨
Asher (D.O)(MC)
(Who am I even scolding… I was happy when he said our kids are more like me…)
Asher (D.O)(MC)
(Now it’s making me want to scream into a pillow…)
Asher (D.O)(MC)
(They’re like two mini-mes on energy drinks…)
Asher (D.O)(MC)
(I’ve lost control of my own legacy…)
Asher (D.O)(MC)
(Why did I think having kids would be sweet and peaceful?)
He stares at the ceiling, arms stretched wide
Asher (D.O)(MC)
...Don’t you guys wanna hear how I met your dad?
Asher (D.O)(MC)
Hm? No? You don’t care?!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
I was going to tell you today but nope!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
I’m keeping the love story to myself!
Asher (D.O)(MC)
You’re bad! BAD boys!!
AOKI & TRACAL
They immediately kneel beside him, puppy eyes activated
Aoki (M's 1 son)
NOOO 😭 Please mom please!!
Tracal (M's 2 son)
We’ll be good!! No more pillow wars!
Aoki (M's 1 son)
Please pleaaaase tell the story!! 🥺🥺
Tracal (M's 2 son)
How did you fall in love?! Was it at war?! Or in a hospital?! Or—
Asher hides his smile, dramatically rolling to the side
He smiles softly, eyes twinkling
Asher (D.O)(MC)
...Tch. Brats.
Comments
Jinx Dude 😎
wait , so the MC and ML has already married!!
wow
2025-07-07
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Goku
wow, ur husband sounds like very gentle soul.
2025-07-07
2
Isaveddickbygivingitcpr...
Wow , ending the chapter with a slang!!
2025-07-08
1