Playboy
There was an awkward silence as we stood near the railing around the roof and he silently stared out at the greenery surrounding our house
I cleared my throat but couldn't really find words which would initiate the conversation. But then after a few seconds Rehan started speaking without turning around and looking at me
Rehan
I want you to reject me right away when we go downstairs.
Wait a second. Did I hear him right? This was new. Of all the seventeen men who came to see me previously, never once have I heard anyone say this to me
Maybe he has a girlfriend and his parents aren't ready to get him married to her? It wouldn't be inappropriate if I ask, right?
As soon as I asked he turned around and looked at me, he looked kind of offended by me asking that.
Rehan
You'd wish, wouldn't you?
He scoffed, making an evil face and went behind to sit in one of the chairs. He took off his spectacles and I could see how NOT nerd-ish he looked.
Rehan
There isn't a girl born to be my girlfriend.
One second. What did he say?
Akshita
(rolls her eyes and comes to sit beside him as well)
Rehan
You look a bit homely to me. Typical Indian bride. Innocent. Beautiful. Who would respect my parents, serve my friends with a smile. The kinds who make food for their husband during the day and serve their needs at night?
Akshita
(What the f*cking hell?!) *clenches her first in anger*
Rehan
My mom wants a wife like that for me and I, well I am a doctor, so I have pledged not to ruin somebody's life on purpose. So, I'm asking you to reject me clearly because let me be clear to you, I'm an unmarriable person.
Rehan
To be straight with you. I'm a Playboy. I f*ck girls and never call them again. I'm a living example of Barney Stinson. And I do not intend to change. Even after I get married.
I stared at him amazed while he talked about himself. How can a guy be so proud about being such an assh*le?!
Rehan
And I'm sure you, like other girls would want a loyal, caring, sweet, typical old school, classic husband? So, let me not ruin your life and reject me as soon as we go downstairs.
Sure, at first when he was boasting about what an assh*le he is, I hated his guts but now that he asked me to reject him, he doesn't seem like such a bad person. At least he isn't planning to marry a girl and then ruin her life by keeping her in the dark about his true self. I do appreciate that part about this jerk.
Akshita
So, how many girls?
I asked curiously, and he looked at me almost choking on the tea that I made him
Akshita
How many girls exactly have you slept with and never called them again?
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