Lazily Yours Mafia Husband Introduction

Dr. Lia [Surname] Moretti Age: Late 20s to early 30s Profession: Former university professor in plant and human biology | Current mafia consultant (reluctantly) Aliases: “The Sleeping Blade,” “Hazard,” “Dante’s War Pet” (internally, by guards)

🖤 Physical Appearance Lia has the kind of beauty that doesn’t beg for attention—it demands it by accident. Pale, unbothered skin like porcelain that forgot to crack. Eyes: Sharp, glassy—somewhere between exhaustion and genius. They linger a second too long, as if always calculating how you’d look under a microscope. Hair: Usually messy in an elegant way, often tied up carelessly with a pen or falling in silky waves, as if time betrayed her again. Lips: Always a little chapped, often curled in either mild amusement or existential dread. Voice: Calm. Flat. Soothing in a way that makes even her threats feel like lullabies.

She wears whatever’s within arm’s reach—lab coats, silk robes, backless dresses, or Dante’s oversized shirt. Always barefoot if she can help it.

🧠 Personality Lethally intelligent but entirely uninterested in proving it unless provoked.

Lazy by principle, not by ability—she could burn kingdoms but would rather nap.

Deeply sarcastic, frighteningly calm under pressure. Treats danger like a mild inconvenience.

Emotionally unpredictable. May dissect a flower or a man—depends on her sleep cycle.

Soft for Dante only when no one's watching.

Fascinated by violence in the abstract, but too lazy to commit to drama unless it’s necessary.

🩸 Skills Top-tier knowledge in biology (human and botanical), poison identification, and psychological manipulation.

Can bluff her way through espionage with a smile and zero effort.

Looks harmless. Is not.

Makes chaos look like art.

Codename: The Executive Alias: Il Lupo (The Wolf), Velvet Knife, CEO of Death Affiliation: Moretti Syndicate (Primary), Moretti Holdings (Front) Status: Active, Extremely Dangerous Relationship to Subject (Dr. Lia): Legal spouse — classified emotional vulnerability

🧬 BASIC PROFILE Name: Dante Luca Moretti Age: 36 (Official); real age unknown Height: 6'2" Build: Lean, athletic, combat-trained Eyes: Grey, steel-toned — known to unnerve interrogators Hair: Dark brown, often messy in the way that looks deliberate Voice: Low, precise, with an Italian undertone—can weaponize silence Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous Distinguishing Features: Scar from a blade under left ribs (age 16) Watch always worn inside-wrist Doesn’t wear wedding ring — carries it in his coat pocket

🧠 PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE Personality Type: INTJ-A — Architect / Strategist Core Traits: Hyper-intelligent, manipulative, emotionally repressed Possessive but not expressive Will never admit jealousy, but will kill over it Tolerates chaos only if it belongs to her Weakness: Unpredictably protective of Lia — against enemies, allies, and even herself Struggles to process emotional intimacy — responds with power or silence Notes from Psychiatric Intercept (Sealed): > “Patient is emotionally dormant unless triggered by female subject. If subject is harmed, all known peace treaties are void.”

🧨 KNOWN CAPABILITIES Combat Training: Military-grade hand-to-hand Precision firearms (prefers suppressed pistols) Knife combat, disarming techniques Languages: Italian (native), English, French, Russian, and "the language of threat" Tactical Strengths: Clean strategic eliminations Economic warfare Information blackouts Civilian Cover: CEO of Moretti Holdings Net worth estimated $9.8B Charitable donor to medical research (notably to her former university)

💍 RELATIONSHIP NOTES: [LIA — CLASSIFIED LEVEL A1] Marital Status: Legally married (contract basis — now emotionally entangled) Protective Level: Fatal. Anyone threatening Lia is considered an active kill order. Behavior Around Subject: Less guarded Exhibits rare patience, quiet affection, forearm touches, forehead kisses Lets her speak first — an anomaly Has turned down lethal orders to attend breakfast with her

📝 QUOTES RECORDED (SURVEILLANCE FILES) “She makes me forget the plan. Then makes me rewrite it with her handwriting.” “If she dies, the world burns. I’ll start with the ones who smiled.” “She thinks she’s lazy. I think she’s hiding the galaxy.”