Lazily Yours Mafia Husband
Introduction
Dr. Lia [Surname] Moretti
Age: Late 20s to early 30s
Profession: Former university professor in plant and human biology | Current mafia consultant (reluctantly)
Aliases: “The Sleeping Blade,” “Hazard,” “Dante’s War Pet” (internally, by guards)
🖤 Physical Appearance
Lia has the kind of beauty that doesn’t beg for attention—it demands it by accident.
Pale, unbothered skin like porcelain that forgot to crack.
Eyes: Sharp, glassy—somewhere between exhaustion and genius. They linger a second too long, as if always calculating how you’d look under a microscope.
Hair: Usually messy in an elegant way, often tied up carelessly with a pen or falling in silky waves, as if time betrayed her again.
Lips: Always a little chapped, often curled in either mild amusement or existential dread.
Voice: Calm. Flat. Soothing in a way that makes even her threats feel like lullabies.
She wears whatever’s within arm’s reach—lab coats, silk robes, backless dresses, or Dante’s oversized shirt. Always barefoot if she can help it.
🧠 Personality
Lethally intelligent but entirely uninterested in proving it unless provoked.
Lazy by principle, not by ability—she could burn kingdoms but would rather nap.
Deeply sarcastic, frighteningly calm under pressure. Treats danger like a mild inconvenience.
Emotionally unpredictable. May dissect a flower or a man—depends on her sleep cycle.
Soft for Dante only when no one's watching.
Fascinated by violence in the abstract, but too lazy to commit to drama unless it’s necessary.
🩸 Skills
Top-tier knowledge in biology (human and botanical), poison identification, and psychological manipulation.
Can bluff her way through espionage with a smile and zero effort.
Makes chaos look like art.
Codename: The Executive
Alias: Il Lupo (The Wolf), Velvet Knife, CEO of Death
Affiliation: Moretti Syndicate (Primary), Moretti Holdings (Front)
Status: Active, Extremely Dangerous
Relationship to Subject (Dr. Lia): Legal spouse — classified emotional vulnerability
🧬 BASIC PROFILE
Name: Dante Luca Moretti
Age: 36 (Official); real age unknown
Height: 6'2"
Build: Lean, athletic, combat-trained
Eyes: Grey, steel-toned — known to unnerve interrogators
Hair: Dark brown, often messy in the way that looks deliberate
Voice: Low, precise, with an Italian undertone—can weaponize silence
Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous
Distinguishing Features:
Scar from a blade under left ribs (age 16)
Watch always worn inside-wrist
Doesn’t wear wedding ring — carries it in his coat pocket
🧠 PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE
Personality Type: INTJ-A — Architect / Strategist
Core Traits:
Hyper-intelligent, manipulative, emotionally repressed
Possessive but not expressive
Will never admit jealousy, but will kill over it
Tolerates chaos only if it belongs to her
Weakness:
Unpredictably protective of Lia — against enemies, allies, and even herself
Struggles to process emotional intimacy — responds with power or silence
Notes from Psychiatric Intercept (Sealed):
> “Patient is emotionally dormant unless triggered by female subject. If subject is harmed, all known peace treaties are void.”
🧨 KNOWN CAPABILITIES
Combat Training:
Military-grade hand-to-hand
Precision firearms (prefers suppressed pistols)
Knife combat, disarming techniques
Languages: Italian (native), English, French, Russian, and "the language of threat"
Tactical Strengths:
Clean strategic eliminations
Economic warfare
Information blackouts
Civilian Cover:
CEO of Moretti Holdings
Net worth estimated $9.8B
Charitable donor to medical research (notably to her former university)
💍 RELATIONSHIP NOTES: [LIA — CLASSIFIED LEVEL A1]
Marital Status: Legally married (contract basis — now emotionally entangled)
Protective Level: Fatal. Anyone threatening Lia is considered an active kill order.
Behavior Around Subject:
Less guarded
Exhibits rare patience, quiet affection, forearm touches, forehead kisses
Lets her speak first — an anomaly
Has turned down lethal orders to attend breakfast with her
📝 QUOTES RECORDED (SURVEILLANCE FILES)
“She makes me forget the plan. Then makes me rewrite it with her handwriting.”
“If she dies, the world burns. I’ll start with the ones who smiled.”
“She thinks she’s lazy. I think she’s hiding the galaxy.”
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