My Tyrant Daddy, Fall for Me Already! CHAPTER 5

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*walks toward Lavinia* *holding the poster awkwardly*

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*deep in her fantasy* *not noticing* It’s not like someone will bring that poster to me and say, ‘Your family still remembers you!’

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*handing the poster over* I’m sorry to interrupt your breakdown, but... here. May your hope be slightly restored. Even though all I see is a poorly drawn stick lady with spaghetti noodles for hair.

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*staring* It’s not that... it can’t be...

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*pointing frantically* YES IT’S YOU! Look! The pinkish hair! The resting drama queen face!

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*blinks* *then tosses head* Of course it is. But what’s the point? It’s not like a man with a bloodied face will suddenly be standing at a distance, staring at us from the shadows.

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*eyes widen* *looking over Lavinia’s shoulder* Lavinia...

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

It’s not like a HOT KNIGHT will jump off his horse and scream, ‘YOU’RE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF HER!’ right?

BEHIND HER, A HORSE WHINNIES. A KNIGHT FLIPS DOWN FROM THE SADDLE, YELLS EXACTLY THAT.

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*blinking rapidly* Lia... (⚆｡⚆)

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*hugs her knees* *not turning* I’m just too emotionally shattered. Hope? Hope has crushed me in these excruciating two days, twenty-one hours, eighty-eight minutes, one heartbreak, and two mosquito bites.

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*pointing like a possessed narrator* What if everything you’re saying actually becomes reality?!

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*muttering into her arms* Don’t be ridiculous, kian. It’s not like someone will yell—

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*off-screen* *majestic and glowing* —We found her. Let’s go!

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*finally looking up in slow motion* ...What. The. Actual. Frog.

Little Lavinia stands blinking in the sun, staring at the approaching man in white robes. He walks with heavenly glow, wind in his robes, the soundtrack of fate playing behind him.

But Lavinia? Oh, she’s somewhere else mentally~

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*clutching her chest* {LIVIII, LOOK AT YOUR LUCKKK!!! IT’S HAPPENINGGG!!! THIS MAN—HE’S HOT!! WHY WAS YOUR LIFE FILLED WITH FROGS, RATS, AND THAT COCKROACH YOU ACCIDENTALLY NAMED JEREMY?! SEE?!}

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

{OUR BEAUTY SURVIVED, YOUR LOVE LIFE CAN BE REBORN!!! HE’S COMING TO YOU—HE’S GONNA BOW, HE’S GONNA CONFESS—}

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

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*stops in front of her* *bows gracefully*

Thein Merinor/ [ROYAL PRIEST]

*serious and majestic* Your Grace...

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*throws her arms out* YES I ACCEPT!! I DO!! TAKE ME!! I’M READY TO BE YOUR WIFE, MISTRESS, SAINT, WHATEVER THE HOTNESS REQUIRES!!

Thein Merinor/ [ROYAL PRIEST]

*FREEZES* *BLINKS ONCE*

Thein Merinor/ [ROYAL PRIEST]

Uh... I’m the Royal Priest. We’re here because we’ve finally found you, Your Grace... the Moonborn Princess.

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*unfazed* {FORBIDDEN LOVE?!? CHECK!! HOT HOLY MEN?!? DOUBLE CHECK!!! MR. THEIN, YOU’RE NOW OFFICIALLY NUMBER 68 ON MY HOT MEN LIST!!!}

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

Unprofessional Author/ [Fira Noir✨]

** Please ignore our little Livi’s behavior as she’s been emotionally unstable since birth (˘˘ ♡) **

Suddenly, behind Thein, a troop of armored soldiers parts. A man steps forward. His armor gleams. His sword gleams. His soul probably gleams. Everything about him screams Main Lead Material™.

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*squinting* {OH MYYY GODDDD—WHO UNLOCKED THE VIP CHARACTERS??? WHERE WERE ALL THESE FINE MEN WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO A DEAD INSIDE LIZARD IN A SUIT?!!!}

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

** Ahmm her (b@stard) hubby **

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*walks forward* *bows deeply*