My Tyrant Daddy, Fall for Me Already! CHAPTER 4

LAVINIA THE SENSIBLE~

*popping in with a clipboard and trauma* HEY! THAT’S A DEATH FLAG! RED FLAG! BLACK FLAG! WHO GAVE HER INSPIRATION PRIVILEGES AGAIN?!

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

THEN TELL ME, WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING LAVINIA ROSEBUTT WHEN THIS PENNILESS-NESS IS BECOMING A LIFESTYLE?!

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

We used to be powerful… gorgeous… feared… and now? Getting bullied by rats!

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

WE'RE ONE SOCK AWAY FROM LOSING OUR LAST SANITY POINT!

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

YES! WE ARE DONE!

AFTER FEW HOURS OF SENSIBLE TALKS LAVINIA FINALLY CAME UP WITH MOST–

"SENSIBLE SOLUTION"

JUMPING AT THE POND OFCOURSE~

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*staring at a pond* *contemplating her miserable non-existent royal future*

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

*with NONSENSE logic* The water is deep enough… maybe we’ll be reborn in a world where gold coins rain from the sky and trauma is optional...

LAVINIA THE SENSIBLE~

Or maybe we’ll get hypothermia and become a tragic story they tell to scare toddlers

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*squinting at the pond* …Shut up, both of you. I’m manifesting a better life!

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

**reaching few inches closer**

Mr froggy [THE FLIRT]

*suddenly hops out with royalty-level attitude* Oiii Livi, kiss me already! Who knows, I might be your prince charming! *flirting*

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*steps back* POND PLAN. CANCELLED❌

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*throws her mop into the water* ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ EVEN THIS FROG IS BULLYING ME NOW?! What have I done in my past life to deserve this combo offer of poverty, delusion, and amphibian rejection?!

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

⎛⎝.⎛ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ ⎞.⎠⎞ Maybe we did curse the whole kingdom with no descendants and this is like a revenge…

*offended* Rude. I was trying to help your storyline, lady 💔

LAVINIA THE SENSIBLE~

I NEED THERAPY, A NAP, AND MAYBE ANOTHER REBIRTH!

[AFTER TWO DAYS]

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*sighing* *back of her hand to her forehead* It’s only been two days since I woke up,

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

But that’s basically… 48 hours, 2,880 minutes, 172,800 seconds, 10,368,000 milliseconds, and roughly 8,000 emotional breakdowns

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

I’ve aged emotionally by at least seven royal lifetimes in this time. Empires have risen and fallen inside my imagination. Entire fantasy arcs have been plotted, lived through, and cancelled.

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

And hope? Oh, sweet hope, may you rest in peace beside my "precious time"

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

You know… there are four corners in this orphanage, and I’ve wept in every single one.

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

One for despair, one for betrayal, one for questioning destiny, and the last…for laughing at my own misery like a madwomen 💔

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

They say time flies when you’re having fun—

LAVANIA THE OVERTHINKER~

"Well, in my case, time crawled, tripped, stubbed its toe, and is currently sobbing next to me"

—ORPHANAGE YARD–

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

**sulking by the wall**

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

Everyday this reality is too much, I woke up in this peasant reality. My spirit is fading.

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*sweeping nearby* *mentally regrets existence*

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*to Kian* *dead serious* Y’know, kian... I think it’s time. Time I gave up. Time I let go of hope. If I do that... maybe, just maybe, I’ll stop acting like a crazy girl, right?

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*nervously nodding* *too scared to disagree* (⚆｡⚆)...uh-huh.

ONCE AGAIN OUR OVER-STRESSED LIVI ASKED THE SANE THING IN MINI DIFFERENT STYLE~

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

*sighing* *dead serious* U'know Kian, I think... I think I should finally give up hope. If I do that, I won’t behave like a delusional lunatic anymore, right?

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*not looking up* *praying this girl shuts up* Mhm. Definitely. Sure.

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

** Changed his RESPONSE **

Lavinia Rosehart /[FL/Lee's Child]

Nothing dramatic is going to happen, okay? Like, it’s not like a poster will randomly fly through the air and slap your face and you’ll dramatically grab it like fate itself handed you something.

WHOOOSH!

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

** A POSTER SLAPS KIAN STRAIGHT IN THE FACE **

Kian [Orphanage Kid]

*peeling it off* *blinking*...huh.