You,Me and Very Illigal Body Swap!!
Ep 2~~~
📱[Phone buzzes — "9 Missed Calls: Roommate 🧠💀"]
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
(half-asleep, holding a bowl of cereal)
You good, man?
Lira freezes. Milo blinks. Lira blinks harder.
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
You smell like fear and… is that lavender?
Cade throne (Female soul)
(in a deep guy voice):
…Sure. That checks out.
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
Cool.
Hey, quick question—why were you screaming like a Victorian ghost bride?
Cade throne (Female soul)
(sweating):
Nightmare.
About… taxes.
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
(nodding like that makes sense):
Mhm. Well, your phone’s blowing up. And you’re already late to studio.
Also—don’t forget your protein bar, gym rat.
Cade throne (Female soul)
(thinking):
WHO IS THIS GUY
WHO’S “STUDIO”?
WHY IS EVERYONE SO CHILL
AND WHY DO I HAVE A JAWLINE THAT COULD KILL A MAN?
Okay. No big deal.
I just woke up in a stranger’s body, in a stranger’s apartment, with a roommate who thinks I’m… his bro.
This is fine.
This is totally, 100%, cosmically FINE.
Meanwhile…
7:55 AM
Somewhere across the city
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
Ugh. What smells like… strawberries and rent anxiety?
(sits up in bed)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
This is pink.
Why is this so pink.
Did I get kidnapped by glitter?
(looks down—slim legs, painted toenails, fuzzy socks)
(sees reflection in makeup mirror)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
That’s not me.
That is NOT ME.
(gets up, nearly trips over yoga mat)
(squints at the wall: fairy lights. motivational quotes. collage of k-dramas.)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
WHAT IS THIS PLACE
WHERE ARE MY SWEATPANTS
WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS
(eyes land on sparkly phone buzzing on nightstand)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
Lira? Who the hell is Lira?
Is this… her body?
Did we—no. No.
This has to be some fever dream.
But it feels too real.
Like… painfully, terrifyingly real.
And if I’m here…
Then where the hell is she?
Author
so... I will meet you guys in the next episode till then bieeeee!!!✨✨
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