Na Jaane Kaha Se Shuru Hua
CHAPTER - 1
GS
Aaj Dal mein kuch Kaala hai
GS
Aa rehe Nahi re baba, poori ki poori daal hi kaali hai.
Anshul bansal/FL
aree Dal Mai kuch kaala nahi hai
Mere liye rishta aaya hai bhai
GS
Oohh bhains gayi paani Mai
Oops Mera Matlab aaj toh ye gayi
The families exchange final pleasantries, and after some formalities, the 'RISHTA' is officially fixed. There's a sense of calm, but also a hidden of excitement.
Aakriti bansal/FL MOM
Everything is settled then.
Our families are now officially connected
Arvind arav/ML DAD
Yes, it's a pleasure.
We’re looking forward it
The families exchange warm smiles, signaling that everything has been agreed upon. Aditya and Anshul, while still not entirely enthusiastic, acknowledge the moment with a subtle look. Neither of them is particularly happy about this arrangement, but there's an unspoken understanding that it’s now a reality.
With that, the 'RISHTA' is officially fixed.
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As the rishta is finalized downstairs and sweets are passed around, someone from the family breaks the buzz
Aakriti bansal/FL MOM
Beta, ab rishta fix ho gaya hai… thoda aapas mein bhi toh baat kar lo.
(TRANSLATION : Dear, now that the rishta is fixed… you both should talk a little.)
Sonal arav/ML AUNT
Haan haan, jao upar terrace pe… aaj se toh officially tum dono ek dusre ke hone waale ho (teasing)
(TRANSLATION : Yes yes, go to the terrace… from today, you’re officially each other’s future)
Anshul bansal/FL
💭Yeh sabko terrace hi kyun yaad aata hai baat karne ke liye?
(TRANSLATION: Why does everyone only remember the terrace when it comes to talking?)
Arvind arav/ML DAD
Jao beta, baith ke araam se baat karo. Shaadi ke pehle ek dusre ko samajhna zaroori hota hai.(chuckling)
(TRANSLATION: Go on, son. Sit and talk peacefully. It’s important to understand each other before marriage.)
Sudanshu bansal/FL DAD
Aur haan, zyada ladna mat.(In full sanskaari mode)
(TRANSLATION: And yes,don't fight)
Both of them exchange an eye-roll-level look and head up to the rooftop in silence.
They step onto the rooftop. The sky’s calm, but their conversation? Not so much.
Anshul bansal/FL
Aapko toh bas apni company ki hi tension hogi, na? wife ki nahi ❄️ (crossing her arms)
(TRANSLATION : You will only be worried about your company, right? Not about your wife)
Aditya arav/ML
Company bhi meri, future bhi. Tum bhi usi future ka part ho, toh tension toh zaroor lunga.❄️ (with a slow grin)
(TRANSLATION : The company is mine,the future is mine too. you are also a part of that future, so I will definitely take tension)
Anshul bansal/FL
Impressive line, Google ki hogi
Aditya arav/ML
Nahi. tumse milne ke baad Asli creativity aayi hai
(TRANSLATION : No, real creativity came after meeting you)
Anshul bansal/FL
Tumhare jaisa dulha mile toh dulhan ko pehle hi mental prep kar leni chahiye. ❄️(looking at ML up and down)
( TRANSLATION : If someone gets a groom like you, the bride should mentally prepare herself in advance.)
Aditya arav/ML
Mental prep? Tumhare jaisi dulhan ho toh dulha straight meditation mein chala jaye. ❄️
( TRANSLATION : Mental prep? If the bride is like you, the groom should head straight into meditation.)
Anshul bansal/FL
Waah. Tumhare sense of humor ko award milna chahiye — 'Most Useless Joke 2025'. ❄️(fake gasp)
(TRANSLATION : Wow. Your sense of humor deserves an award — 'Most Useless Joke of 2025'.)
Aditya arav/ML
Aur tumhe milega 'Most Overconfident Human Trophy' — limited edition, sirf tumhare liye. ❄️(Grinning)
(TRANSLATION : And you’ll get the 'Most Overconfident Human Trophy' — limited edition, just for you.)
Anshul bansal/FL
Itna overconfidence kaise manage karte ho? Daily dose lete ho ya yeh tumhara natural disaster hai?❄️
(TRANSLATION : How do you manage so much overconfidence? Do you take daily doses or is it your natural disaster?)
Aditya arav/ML
Le lena tips kabhi. Tum toh attitude mein PhD ho — bas degree frame karwana baaki hai.❄️
(TRANSLATION : Take tips sometime. You’ve got a PhD in attitude — just need to frame the degree now.)
Anshul bansal/FL
Degree? Tumhare ego ka syllabus dekh ke toh lagta hai pura school open ho sakta hai.❄️
(TRANSLATION : Degree? Looking at your ego, I feel a whole school could be opened with your syllabus.)
Aditya arav/ML
Aur principal bhi tum banogi? Perfect. Drama class toh tumhari wajah se already full hai.❄️
(TRANSLATION : And you'll be the principal? Perfect. The drama class is already full thanks to you.)
Anshul bansal/FL
Tumhare jaisi company ho toh main villain ka role bhi happily accept kar lungi.❄️
(TRANSLATION : With company like you, I’d happily accept the villain role.)
Aditya arav/ML
Good. Kyunki main hero hoon hi nahi — main woh twist hoon jisme heroine confuse ho jaati hai.❄️
(TRANSLATION : Good. Because I’m not the hero — I’m that twist where the heroine gets confused.)
Anshul bansal/FL
Confuse? Tumhare logic sunke toh Google bhi hang ho jaye.
(TRANSLATION : Confused? Listening to your logic, even Google would hang.)
Aditya arav/ML
Tumhare attitude dekh ke lagta hai AI bhi emotional damage le ke retire ho jaaye.
(TRANSLATION : Seeing your attitude, even AI would take emotional damage and retire.)
Just as Anshul was about to fire another savage comeback, a voice echoes from downstairs.
Family Member : Arey tum dono abhi tak upar kya kar rahe ho? Sab neeche intezaar kar rahe hain (shouting)
(TRANSLATION : Hey, what are you both still doing up there? Everyone’s waiting downstairs)
Anshul bansal/FL
Haan haan , sab intezaar mein hain… hamari taang khinchne ke liye.(muttering)
(TRANSLATION : Yeah, everyone’s waiting… to pull our legs.)
Aditya arav/ML
Aa rahe hain, bas dulhan ko manane mein time lag gaya (loudly)
(TRANSLATION : coming! Just took time convincing the bride)
Aditya arav/ML
(said while looking at her and smirk at her)
Anshul bansal/FL
Zyada nautanki mat kar, warna main hi bata dungi kisne kisko manaya.( Whispered angrily)
(TRANSLATION : Don’t act smart, or I’ll be the one telling who convinced who.)
Aditya arav/ML
Bata dena. Waise bhi main toh sirf tumse jhelne ka medal chahta hoon.
( TRANSLATION : Go ahead. I just want a medal for tolerating you anyway.)
Aditya arav/ML
(grinning while looking at her)
Anshul bansal/FL
(fake smile as they walk down)
Anshul bansal/FL
Medal milta bhi toh pity category mein jaata.
(TRANSLATION : Even if you got a medal, it’d be in the pity category.)
They head downstairs, still side-eyeing each other like true 'enemies-to-lovers' in progress.
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Anshul bansal/FL
Pushpa naam sunke flower samjhe kya? Flower nahi, fire hai main
GS
Haan fire Banke raakh ban za aur uda za
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Comments
Uchiha Itachi
Why do you enjoy torturing us? We need the next chapter ASAP!
2025-04-22
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