Nerd Boy Becomes Gay Gym Brother
ep 4
*It is a new day, in the life of Seth Parker. After a failed attempt to cancel Syrup, he is distraught. He decides there’s only one option left; become the ULTIMATE gym bro.*
Seth Parker
*texting mom* “don’t wait up on me; I’m going to be out late”
Seth Parker
*bikes to the gym*
Seth Parker
“I’m here… for my private lessons.”
Personal Trainer San
“When you are ready, step onto this line.” *he points to a set of tape on the ground*
Seth Parker
*steps onto tape*
Personal Trainer San
“Let me make this clear. You will eliminate all weakness, you will become strong, and you will achieve your goals. These doors are transformative, as long as you do what I say.”
Seth Parker
*enters the main gym*
Personal Trainer San
“Let’s start with 300 push-ups as a fun warmup”
Seth Parker
“What?!” *begins pushing up*
Personal Trainer San
“Yes! Work!” *he does pushups along Seth, at 100 times the speed*
Seth Parker
“You’ll kill me!” *huff puff*
Personal Trainer San
“Do not stop! Or I’m adding 50 more!”
Personal Trainer San
“Keep on going!”
*as they were working out, a voice from behind*
Seth Parker
“Alex?! What’re you- wait… you came to work out?”
*the tension was palpable*
Personal Trainer San
“Shit… my bad”
Personal Trainer San
“I forgot he comes here”
*seth stands up properly*
Seth Parker
“What do you want?”
Alex Henay
“What’re you doing? Working without me?”
Seth Parker
“You say that as if I had a choice. You cat me aside!”
Alex Henay
“I didn’t mean to! You were slowing me down!”
Seth Parker
“That gives you no right! None!”
Alex Henay
“It was a mistake okay? I’m trying to be a good friend-“
Seth Parker
“No, this is where you zip it, alright?”
Alex Henay
“Maybe I was right to move on. What’re you without me?”
Seth Parker
“How about philanthropic genius?”
Alex Henay
*stunned peachless*
Seth Parker
“We shouldn’t fight
Alex Henay
“I know but… it’s hard”
Alex Henay
“What should we do? What can we do?”
Seth Parker
“You wouldn’t understand the struggle of nerd boy till you take a day in my shoes. We are going to my house to study.”
Seth Parker
*most dominant Seth has ever been. He immediately blushes like a sub after he realizes what he did*
Syrup Martin
“Hey im late!”
Alex Henay
“Work out by yourself, I’m going home”
Syrup Martin
“What-“ *sees seth* “oh…”
Seth Parker
*i smirk* “let’s go alex”
*they head to Seth’s home. He’s so poor so his house is tiny*
Alex Henay
“Wow it’s huge compared to my house…”
*they open up some books on a dimly lit table*
Seth Parker
“So you see here, f(x) is actually the same as y, so we can see that f(x) = 3x + 1 is the same as any linear equation, exception it’s a function.”
*he explains functions and quadratic formula*
Alex Henay
“I think my brain is going to explode…”
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