Nerd Boy Becomes Gay Gym Brother
valentines day special
*It is February 14th; Valentine’s Day. We will be taking a break from the main plot, and this episode will be shorter than usual*
Alex Henay
*sits down in the cafeteria at lunch*
Alex Henay
“Hey damn nerd boy.”
Seth Parker
“You know… w-what today is?”
Alex Henay
“Yep. Valentines ❄️”
Seth Parker
“Yeah… did you get anyone anything?”
Alex Henay
“Nah. I’m single!”
Seth Parker
“G-good…” *he mutters*
Alex Henay
“Say what now!”
Alex Henay
“Wanna hit the gym tonight?”
Seth Parker
“Ugh… again? Fine.”
Alex Henay
“That’s a good boy!”
Personal Trainer San
“Seth… I want you in my office. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.”
Seth Parker
“Aye…” *weekly*
Seth Parker
*he sits in the office chair*
Personal Trainer San
“What’s with the slack?”
Seth Parker
“I’m distracted by today…”
Personal Trainer San
“You mean valentines? Love ain’t real, kid.”
Seth Parker
“My love is true as it is pure”
Personal Trainer San
“Well, kid, I want you to know.”
Personal Trainer San
“My wife left me, and I loved her. Now I’m a shallow man, empty shell, just a former husband.”
Personal Trainer San
“You can’t love somebody without losing them, it’s just the way the world works.”
Personal Trainer San
“True love will never be real”
Seth Parker
“Sorry to hear about that… but why’d she leave you?”
Personal Trainer San
“She said I was weak. That my training wasn’t intense enough.”
Personal Trainer San
“You know what? You changed my mind. Love is real.”
Personal Trainer San
“But… you have to work hard. Let’s go out to the gym.”
*Everyone is gone. Empty gym*
Personal Trainer San
“Hop on the treadmill.”
Seth Parker
*seth slowly walks. Then, the trainer starts increasing the sped* “what are you doing?!”
Personal Trainer San
“You want love? You gonna have to work for it!”
Seth Parker
*Seth is running 30 miles per hour probably*
Personal Trainer San
“Keep it up!”
Seth Parker
“You’ll kill me!” *she is slipping*
Personal Trainer San
“If you fall, you’ll never be loved! You’ll be forced to jerk off alone forever!”
Seth Parker
“Damn it…!” *he picks up the pace*
Personal Trainer San
“Now curl 40 pound weights while running!”
Seth Parker
*he does as told*
*Seth works out until his body gives out.*
Seth Parker
*laying on the floor, dismembered.*
Seth Parker
“I’m so tired…”
Cupid
“Seth… I want you to know something.”
Cupid
“You are hallucinating.”
*seth is slowly consumed by a darkness*
Seth Parker
“What’s this?!”
Cupid
“After training yourself past humane reason, you blacked out. Now in a coma.”
Cupid
“Real as day, I am here now. I want to tell you, I am no god.”
Cupid
“I possess not a bow, but a mouth. And I have advice for you, id advise you follow.”
Seth Parker
“I’m listening…@
Cupid
“Love is not about the effort you put in the gym. It’s about the effort you put into the relationship. Love is strong, weak, fun, harsh, and unpredictable. You can’t love someone for eternity because eternity isn’t real. Just the same, you can try. And the effort is what people love.”
Seth Parker
“You mean to say, that… I should give a shot to a relationship? Ask him out? But he’s straight! He’s not into me!”
Cupid
“Would you rather die trying? If you keep this up, that may well happen. Seth… he may not like boys now, but you can be the outlier. You are waking up, mustang, goodbye.”
Personal Trainer San
“Damn I thought you died”
*THATS ALL FOR THIS EPISODE. IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE, THEN YOULL HAVE TO WAIT. Canonically for those who want to know, this is not during the current events. The events in this episode take place further into the story, in between episodes 13 and 14. Probably. ❄️”
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