Reborn as Cold Emperor's Concubine [S1] A Royal Mishap and Lillian's Sharp Tongue 2

A Royal Mishap and Lillian's Sharp Tongue 2

While they’re strolling through the garden, Lillian accidentally bumps into a tree and sends a flowerpot tumbling. The pot shatters, and dirt spills everywhere, including all over the Emperor’s pristine shoes.

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

*Horrified* Oh no! I’m so sorry! I swear, I didn’t plan this!

Victor Alaric - ML

*Looking at his shoes* A bit of dirt never killed anyone. But I think the real question is—how did you manage to do that so gracefully?

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

*Grimacing* It’s a gift, really. A natural talent. I can trip over nothing and ruin everything at the same time. Should I start charging for the show?

Victor Alaric - ML

I’d gladly pay to watch such a unique performance. It’s not every day I see a concubine destroy a flowerpot with such style. *Smirks*

The Emperor, clearly enjoying her company, decides to push her buttons a bit more.

Victor Alaric - ML

You know, Lady Lillian, you should consider staying close to me. The other concubines could learn so much from you. *Walks closer to her.*

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

Oh, I’m sure they could. They could learn the art of catastrophic events and how to make every meal an international incident. *awkward laugh.*

Victor Alaric - ML

I had no idea my harem was so full of comedy gold. *Whisper to her in amusement.*

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

If you wanted someone to entertain you, Your Majesty, you could’ve just hired a jester. At least they know how to juggle without breaking things. *Gets away smoothly while smiling.*

Just as Lillian starts thinking she might actually escape this garden visit unscathed, the Emperor gives her an almost conspiratorial look.

Victor Alaric - ML

You know, Lady Lillian, I think you might be the only one in this entire palace who doesn’t want anything from me.

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

*Grinning* You’re absolutely right. I’m here for the snacks and the occasional break from pretending I’m normal. Though, if you had some decent coffee, I’d consider sticking around.

Victor Alaric - ML

*Feigning shock* A woman with no ambitions? A scandalous idea! I’ll have to report this to the court.

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

Please do. The scandal of me wanting coffee and a nap will rock the very foundations of this empire.

As Lillian heads back to her chambers, she shakes her head in disbelief. She may have survived the Emperor’s garden antics for now, but she’s pretty sure she’s one misstep away from being banished for comedic crimes.

Lillian Grey - FL (#47)

(This is what my life has become. Getting paid to embarrass myself. A true royal destiny.)

To be continued.

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