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Okay soo they all live in the same house but they have also have individual rooms
Sugawara created a group chat with daichi, kageyama and 12 others
Sugawara
Ok listen up problematic Children
Daichi
Suga why are you cursing?
Nishinoya
Dudd! @Ryu Tanaka WE HAVE A GROUP CHAT
Kei Tsukkishima.
Why am i even here?
Kageyama
Because you are added
Kei Tsukkishima.
And why am i added?
Kageyama
Sugawara san why are we added tho?
Kei Tsukkishima.
See you didn't even know
Sugawara
I have a big announcement
Sugawara
Go out of your dirty rooms and
Daichi
Okay suga calm down tell us what happened
Sugawara
First get your *sses down here
HINATA
He just said *sses...
Ennoshita
Let's just go guys
Down stairs - Living room
Sugawara
Who F*cking spilled coffee in the carpet?
Asahi
Y-you just c-curse...
Sugawara
SHUT UP ASAHI I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT KIND OF SH*T
Ennoshita
Your clearly not
Sugawara
ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION
Sugawara
And why the hell are you stuttering??
Ennoshita
It's not like suga san can actually eat you
Ennoshita
And i didn't spilled coffee in the carpet
Kinoshita
Im on my room all day
HINATA
I didn't do anything
Kei Tsukkishima.
You sure short head?
Nishinoya
Im telling the truth its not me!!
Ryu Tanaka
I did not do it either
Sugawara
The rest of you go to your room, this instant
Nishinoya
I didn't do it on purpose
Nishinoya
The uhhh, the dog bumped me
Nishinoya
And i spilled the coffee
Sugawara
I didn't say anything yet Yuu
Sugawara
And we don't even have a dog
Sugawara
And why did you even get coffee??
Nishinoya
I was trying to make
Nishinoya
Dalgona coffee...
Sugawara
It's okay, just do it in the kitchen not in the living room okay?
Sugawara
Im going to the grocery store
Sugawara
Who wants to come with me?
Daichi
Im going to watch the others
Kei Tsukkishima.
No im good
Kinoshita
Im washing the dishes
Narita
Gonna do the laundry
Ennoshita
Cleaning the house with Yamaguchi and hinata
Asahi
I, uhh im going to read the Bibles
Nishinoya
I WANNA COME SUGA!!
Ryu Tanaka
Pffft HAHAHAHAHA
Ryu Tanaka
Suga didn't let noya come to the store
Nishinoya
It's not like he can let you
Ryu Tanaka
Suga can i come? Im gonna go buy a book
Kei Tsukkishima.
You don't even read books
Sugawara
And especially not you tanaka
Nishinoya
"Watch me" *in a mocking voice*
Sugawara
Kageyama do you want to go with me?
Kageyama
I have nothing to do anyway
Kageyama
Do you have a list?
Sugawara
Yeah i do actually
List: fruits
Bread
Cereal
Cleaning materials
Face mask
Alcohol
Sanitizer
Ice cream
Sodas
Vegetables
Meat and
Fish
Sugawara
Okay let's go to the drink aisle
Kageyama
This is my chance
Sugawara
Did you say something kageyama?
Kageyama
*Grabbed 3 carton of milk*
Sugawara
Kageyama put those milks back
Kageyama
You can't make me do anything *Whining*
Sugawara
Okay okay you can have it
Sugawara
You gonna make me broke
Kageyama
Dudd your literally rich
Sugawara
Shut up, let's just get the other food
After grocery shopping, they went back home
Kageyama
Hey B*tches! Look what i got
Daichi
Kageyama tobio, language
Kei Tsukkishima.
You brought dinosaurs?
Nishinoya
What the actual heck tsukki?
Kei Tsukkishima.
Don't call me tsukki.
Yamaguchi<3
That's cute tsukki
Ryu Tanaka
Who even likes dinosaurs nowadays?
Kei Tsukkishima.
What's bad bein a fan about dinos?
Kei Tsukkishima.
Im not old
Nishinoya
Yeah yeah HAHAHAHAHA
Yamaguchi<3
Dont worry tsukki ill buy you some
Kei Tsukkishima.
Thanks Yamaguchi
Kageyama
I bought something
Ennoshita
You literally say that a second ago
Kageyama
Because no one listened
Kei Tsukkishima.
Because we already know what you bought
Sugawara
3 cartons of f*cking milk!
Daichi
Uhhh we literally rich
Nishinoya
What are you reading?
Ryu Tanaka
Probably a Bible
Asahi
What's bad about it?
Nishinoya
Oh no no nothings wrong about it
Kageyama
You do realize that your reading it backwards
HINATA
I thought it's just the cover that is upside-down
Kei Tsukkishima.
This human Tangerine, don't have a brain
HINATA
Hey i do have a brain
Kei Tsukkishima.
No you dont
HINATA
YOU ARE JUST A POOPY HEAD!
Kei Tsukkishima.
What'd you say!?
Kei Tsukkishima.
And why am i the only one getting yelled at?
Kei Tsukkishima.
Yell at that dwarf too!
HINATA
Shut up you Bigfoot!
Kei Tsukkishima.
You shut up baked bean
Hinata kicked tsukkishima's right foot and tumbled on the ground
Kageyama
Your nose is bleeding
Asahi
Omg tsukkishima are you okay?
Yamaguchi<3
Don't diee tsukkii
Daichi
He's not gonna die Yamaguchi
Nishinoya
we taught him well
Ryu Tanaka
What do you mean WE??
Ryu Tanaka
Your the only one who taught him that
HINATA
Yeah your the only one who taught me that
Nishinoya
Oh god please noo!
Author~~
Ok lets end it here
Author~~
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