Haikyuu! [Chat Story]
Start
Okay soo they all live in the same house but they have also have individual rooms
Sugawara created a group chat with daichi, kageyama and 12 others
Sugawara
Ok listen up problematic Children
Daichi
Suga why are you cursing?
Nishinoya
Dudd! @Ryu Tanaka WE HAVE A GROUP CHAT
Kei Tsukkishima.
Why am i even here?
Kageyama
Because you are added
Kei Tsukkishima.
And why am i added?
Kageyama
Sugawara san why are we added tho?
Kei Tsukkishima.
See you didn't even know
Sugawara
I have a big announcement
Sugawara
Go out of your dirty rooms and
Daichi
Okay suga calm down tell us what happened
Sugawara
First get your *sses down here
HINATA
He just said *sses...
Ennoshita
Let's just go guys
Down stairs - Living room
Sugawara
Who F*cking spilled coffee in the carpet?
Asahi
Y-you just c-curse...
Sugawara
SHUT UP ASAHI I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT KIND OF SH*T
Ennoshita
Your clearly not
Sugawara
ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION
Sugawara
And why the hell are you stuttering??
Ennoshita
It's not like suga san can actually eat you
Ennoshita
And i didn't spilled coffee in the carpet
Kinoshita
Im on my room all day
HINATA
I didn't do anything
Kei Tsukkishima.
You sure short head?
Nishinoya
Im telling the truth its not me!!
Ryu Tanaka
I did not do it either
Sugawara
The rest of you go to your room, this instant
Nishinoya
I didn't do it on purpose
Nishinoya
The uhhh, the dog bumped me
Nishinoya
And i spilled the coffee
Sugawara
I didn't say anything yet Yuu
Sugawara
And we don't even have a dog
Sugawara
And why did you even get coffee??
Nishinoya
I was trying to make
Nishinoya
Dalgona coffee...
Sugawara
It's okay, just do it in the kitchen not in the living room okay?
Sugawara
Im going to the grocery store
Sugawara
Who wants to come with me?
Daichi
Im going to watch the others
Kei Tsukkishima.
No im good
Kinoshita
Im washing the dishes
Narita
Gonna do the laundry
Ennoshita
Cleaning the house with Yamaguchi and hinata
Asahi
I, uhh im going to read the Bibles
Nishinoya
I WANNA COME SUGA!!
Ryu Tanaka
Pffft HAHAHAHAHA
Ryu Tanaka
Suga didn't let noya come to the store
Nishinoya
It's not like he can let you
Ryu Tanaka
Suga can i come? Im gonna go buy a book
Kei Tsukkishima.
You don't even read books
Sugawara
And especially not you tanaka
Nishinoya
"Watch me" *in a mocking voice*
Sugawara
Kageyama do you want to go with me?
Kageyama
I have nothing to do anyway
Kageyama
Do you have a list?
Sugawara
Yeah i do actually
List: fruits
Bread
Cereal
Cleaning materials
Face mask
Alcohol
Sanitizer
Ice cream
Sodas
Vegetables
Meat and
Fish
Sugawara
Okay let's go to the drink aisle
Kageyama
This is my chance
Sugawara
Did you say something kageyama?
Kageyama
*Grabbed 3 carton of milk*
Sugawara
Kageyama put those milks back
Kageyama
You can't make me do anything *Whining*
Sugawara
Okay okay you can have it
Sugawara
You gonna make me broke
Kageyama
Dudd your literally rich
Sugawara
Shut up, let's just get the other food
After grocery shopping, they went back home
Kageyama
Hey B*tches! Look what i got
Daichi
Kageyama tobio, language
Kei Tsukkishima.
You brought dinosaurs?
Nishinoya
What the actual heck tsukki?
Kei Tsukkishima.
Don't call me tsukki.
Yamaguchi<3
That's cute tsukki
Ryu Tanaka
Who even likes dinosaurs nowadays?
Kei Tsukkishima.
What's bad bein a fan about dinos?
Kei Tsukkishima.
Im not old
Nishinoya
Yeah yeah HAHAHAHAHA
Yamaguchi<3
Dont worry tsukki ill buy you some
Kei Tsukkishima.
Thanks Yamaguchi
Kageyama
I bought something
Ennoshita
You literally say that a second ago
Kageyama
Because no one listened
Kei Tsukkishima.
Because we already know what you bought
Sugawara
3 cartons of f*cking milk!
Daichi
Uhhh we literally rich
Nishinoya
What are you reading?
Ryu Tanaka
Probably a Bible
Asahi
What's bad about it?
Nishinoya
Oh no no nothings wrong about it
Kageyama
You do realize that your reading it backwards
HINATA
I thought it's just the cover that is upside-down
Kei Tsukkishima.
This human Tangerine, don't have a brain
HINATA
Hey i do have a brain
Kei Tsukkishima.
No you dont
HINATA
YOU ARE JUST A POOPY HEAD!
Kei Tsukkishima.
What'd you say!?
Kei Tsukkishima.
And why am i the only one getting yelled at?
Kei Tsukkishima.
Yell at that dwarf too!
HINATA
Shut up you Bigfoot!
Kei Tsukkishima.
You shut up baked bean
Hinata kicked tsukkishima's right foot and tumbled on the ground
Kageyama
Your nose is bleeding
Asahi
Omg tsukkishima are you okay?
Yamaguchi<3
Don't diee tsukkii
Daichi
He's not gonna die Yamaguchi
Nishinoya
we taught him well
Ryu Tanaka
What do you mean WE??
Ryu Tanaka
Your the only one who taught him that
HINATA
Yeah your the only one who taught me that
Nishinoya
Oh god please noo!
Author~~
Ok lets end it here
Author~~
If you want to know more
CROW?
Sugawara
COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SH*T
Nishinoya
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
While the two is chasing aroung in the front yard, nishinoya stops, and saw something
Sugawara
Hey, why did you stopped?
Sugawara
I was in a mood of chasing someone, and your ruined-
Sugawara
What's in his beak!?
Nishinoya
It's a teeth i think
Sugawara
WHAT!?? WHO'S DENTURES IS THAT??
Nishinoya
I DON'T KNOW BUT ALL I KNOW IS THIS BIRDIE IS SO COOOLLL
Nishinoya
YOU IS NOW MY PET MR. CROWSY
Sugawara
Seriously?, you're gonna take a crow that steals dentures??
Nishinoya
What the matter with it? We don't have people that owns sa denture so it's okay~
Sugawara
Look at it. Just look at it!
Sugawara
Don't take it insi-
Nishinoya
LET'S GO TO THA HOUSE MR. CROWSY
Yamaguchi<3
Uhhh i think that's the sound of a crow??
HINATA
Yeah i always hear it when we go outside
Daichi
Let's check it out-
Nishinoya
COME DOWN STAIRS!
Nishinoya
I HAVE A NEW PET
Nishinoya
*Shows mr. Crowsy*
Ryu Tanaka
Brooo that's so cool!, it even have a teeth!
Sugawara
It just stole someone else's denture.
Kei Tsukkishima.
That's disgusting
Nishinoya
You always cut everyone's lines
Ennoshita
What a dumb name
Nishinoya
HEY! DONT SAY THAT
Asahi
You do know that it can peck you right?
Nishinoya
It's my pet now soo, it wil not peck me :>
HINATA
I actually want to play with the bird hehe
Yamaguchi<3
It looks so cool
Ryu Tanaka
Let's do some fetching
Nishinoya
That's a good idea broo
Nishinoya
Fetching some worms!
Nishinoya
Ok who's gonna dig a-
Ryu Tanaka
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE OLD MAN?
Ushijima
Oh hello hinata shoyo
Ushijima
I just come by and take care of your farm since your crops are dying
Nishinoya
Wait your saying that you came here to take care of the crops??
Ryu Tanaka
THAT'S PRACTICALLY TRESPASSING
Ushijima
I know, but i know you so it's not practically called trespassing, it's called helping
Ushijima
And we just moved here, im officially your new neighbor
Yamaguchi<3
Oh so, your the new neighbor i heard about
Ryu Tanaka
Okay?? Where's your weird friend?
From a distance tendou was shouting something
Tendou
WAKATOSHI KUN! HEEEY~!
Tendou
YOU WANDERED AGAIN IN SOMEONE ELSE'S FARM??
Ushijima
Uhh i accidentally went to the wrong farm instead of yours earlier
Ushijima
But hey, i earned 400 bucks
Nishinoya
WOAHH FARMING? FOR 400 BUCK!??
Ushijima
Well actually they made it 1000 bucks but i only take 400
Ryu Tanaka
WHY DIDN'T TAKE THE MONEY??
Yamaguchi<3
In this neighborhood tanaka senpai, there are many rich people here
HINATA
YEAHH! AND SHIRATORIZAWA IS RICH
Nishinoya
WOOW HE JUST VANISH!
Ryu Tanaka
IT'S THE FARMER POWER
Yamaguchi<3
L-lets do something else?
Nishinoya
Whyy??Ushiwaka just did is Super coool!!
Ryu Tanaka
YEAHH! I WANT TO TRY IT TOO
Yamaguchi<3
W-what about mr. Crowsy?
Yamaguchi<3
Remember? It's hungry
Ryu Tanaka
Oh right Mr. Crowsy
Nishinoya
CROWSY DINNER IS SERVED LATER OKAY??
Yamaguchi<3
Do you mean lunch?
Nishinoya
It's more fancy💅
Who snapped out?
Nishinoya
I FOUND SOME WORMS!
Ryu Tanaka
I found nothing.
HINATA
I found a Big big worm
Nishinoya
Woahh crowsy might choke on that
Yamaguchi<3
We need to run
Nishinoya
This worm is good for crowsy
Yamaguchi<3
YOU IDIOTS! IT'S A SNAKE!
HINATA
Ohh that's why it's making a hiss hiss sound
After running into the house
Ryu Tanaka
It might be hungry
Ryu Tanaka
Thanks to you Yamaguchi
Ryu Tanaka
Now it's hungry
Yamaguchi<3
WHAT IF YOU GET BITTEN HUGH!?
Yamaguchi<3
AND YOU MIGHT DIE IN POISON YOU DUMBASSES
Yamaguchi<3
AND NOW IT'S MY FAULT THAT, THAT F*CKING BIRD STEALING DENTURES IS HUNGRY!?
Yamaguchi<3
THEN MADE A GODDAMN FOOD FOR THAT SH*T
Yamaguchi<3
IM F*CKING DONE
Yamaguchi<3
DON'T GO NEAR ME!
Yamaguchi<3
IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT, ITS A SNAKE RATHER THAN A WORM WHICH IS NOT! YOU THREE WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED
Sugawara
What's all the ruckus?
Yamaguchi<3
DONT TALK TO ME
Sugawara
Uhh what happened?
Ryu Tanaka
It's your fault noya
Nishinoya
It isn't my fault!
Nishinoya
Thanks to Yamaguchi we're all safe
Ryu Tanaka
And you brought us there to give mr crowsy a lunch worm
Nishinoya
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T COME WITH ME!
Nishinoya
ARE YOU THAT STUPID?
Ryu Tanaka
WELL YES IM STUPID, AND ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR MY BESTIE
Nishinoya
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO AGREE ALL THE TIME JUST BECAUSE IM YOUR BESTIE
Ryu Tanaka
SHUT UPP HINATA
HINATA
HAVE YOU SEEN YAMAGUCHI BEING DONE WITH US!?
HINATA
AND DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD TO APOLOGIZE AND COMFORT HIM IF HIS IN THIS SITUATION!??
HINATA
NOO! CAUSE ALL THE TIME HE'S IN THIS SITUATION, ME AND TSUKKISHIMA ALWAYS COMFORT HIM! AND IT'S HARD
HINATA
YOU TWO ARE OUR SENPAIS! AND YOU TWO DONT KNOW HOW TO FIX A LITTLE PROBLEM WITHOUT THE 3RD YEARS? HUGH?
HINATA
So please... Please don't fight too.
Ryu Tanaka
Im sorry too bro!
Sugawara
What are you fighting about??
Kei Tsukkishima.
Wait Where's yams?
Nishinoya
Uhmm well explain
Kageyama
Hinata are you okay?
Nishinoya
*Explains everything*
Daichi
Apologize to Yamaguchi now
Daichi
And set the crow free
Sugawara
You PAIN IN THE *SS CHILD
Kei Tsukkishima.
oh no Yamaguchi snapped
HINATA
It's been a long time since we comfort him
Kei Tsukkishima.
And this will be hard
HINATA
Tsukkishima set up the equipments
Kei Tsukkishima.
Everytime we comfort him if he snapped, just like now... He always throw stuff at us, like everything he sees like i mean everything
HINATA
That's about last last month since he threw his bed at me
Nishinoya
I didn't know he could be that strong
Kei Tsukkishima.
Oh hes super strong
HINATA
It almost hit my whole body
Ennoshita
Hey can i ask you all a question?
Ennoshita
Uhmmm all our room is sound proof right?
Ennoshita
Uhhh i heard Yamaguchi scream loud, it even shattered my picture frame
Download MangaToon APP on App Store and Google Play
