Chapter 1
a phone rang loud, shaking the whole room
Naru!!!
What's your problem, let me sleep!!!
the phone continued to ring, but the pervert on the bed didn't pay any attention
Naru!!!
It's her, what does she want???
the phone fell from his hand.
no....
Naru got up and smashed his head against the almirah
Naru!!!
It can't be... no!!!
blood seeps of his head.
naru get yourself checked, you are bleeding
okay okay no hard feelings, now where were we??
oh yes,
"I am pregnant..." it read
Naru falls back on the bed, with his soul having escaped from the mouth
Well Naru has died, without giving us any answers,
who was the message from???
a mistress!
did Naru keep a woman outside???
Was Naru cheating on his wife??
was he the wife!??
wait what am I saying?
ring
I am dumfounded,
and you know me...
Naru rises from the grave, grabbing towards the phone.
Miracle a man alive from the dead,
Undertaker!!!
Naru is meowth, he has nine lives!!!
Naru!!!
No! talking in my sleep
Naru!!!
Well it's December Fatass...
Naru!!!
Bark quickly, why you called me?? or else I am gonna break that fat *** of yours
Aki.
hehe, Naru, I heard something on the internet!!
Aki.
So I wanted to share it with you!!!
Aki.
Pandas eat sleep repeat
Naru!!!
Okay, what next ...
Naru!!!
That's the fact???
Naru!!!
Okay, I have a fact for you
Naru!!!
So here's the thing
Naru cut the phone, and throws it on the bed
Wait, what's happening oh no the phone is boncing off the bed
Naru look at me,grab that phone...
Naru!!!
Noo.... not my phone
I told you to catch it....
look kids that's what happens when you ignore elders
what's the use weeping now when the sparrow has pecked away the corn
ha ha ha ha
Naru!!!
Why god's??? Why always me!!!
No god's here, Naru.
did not I tell you to catch it!!
did I not???
huh...
Naru checks if the phone is still functional.
Thankfully for him it still works ..
but it won't for you, so catch yer mobiles kids....
or papa gonna spank yet arse
Naru!!!
only a crack thankgod
Naru is relieved his phone hasn't broken down like his luck...
but who is the woman
is it Naru's mistress??
hmmm
To know more, read episode 2
narrator over and out
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