SKZ! WITCHES (SKZ! ChatSeries)
escalators are wonderful
eight witches, b*tches (8)
hyunjinnie
I love escalators with my whole heart
christiano
When i saw someone typing in this chat, idk why but i suddenly had expectations
christiano
And they were not reached
leeknow
That's great jinnie
lixie
Why not? escalators are great!
seungmo
Yeah escalators are wonderful
christiano
When the four of them all say the same weird thing, it's time to be suspicious
binsual
Wait where are they rn
hyunjinnie
Escalators are human's greatest pride, change my mind
sungshine
They can't change our minds because those are FACTS
christiano
Guys where are you?
lixie
We're visiting humans greatest pride
christiano
Okay there's an escalator there, but w h e r e are you?
sungshine
Don't worry, none of us got arrested!
leeknow
you guys were arrEsteD?¿?
hyunjinnie
He just said we weren't
binsual
...what am i witnessing
innie
This is exactly why i never open this gc
leeknow
You opened it this morning
innie
...i think i'll just leave again
christiano
But did you get arrested or not?
lixie
We just said we didn't!
lixie
It was a close call but we were faster than the security guards!
christiano
Well that wasn't comforting in the slightest
leeknow
In what way does this relate to your love for escalators?
binsual
Do we even wanna know
lixie
Has anyone here seen the video of dan the meme man?
leeknow
Welp, i'm starting to see what has happened now
hyunjinnie
So we bought a sled and went down an escalator on it
hyunjinnie
Then some security guards saw us and started asking why two people were trying to go down the escalators on a sled for kids
seungmo
And guess what they said
lixie
"we weren't trying to do anything, sir, we were succeeding"
hyunjinnie
Then we freaked out because he said two people
hyunjinnie
Which is how we realized that jisung had fallen off
seungmo
It was ten minutes ago
christiano
But how did this lead to you being chased by security?
christiano
Also jisungie aRE YOU OKAY??
sungshine
Yeah i'm fine, the bruise doesn't even hurt! ^.^
hyunjinnie
Hyung don't worry i'll heal it when we find sungie again!
christiano
What do you mean "find sungie again"
christiano
Aren't you with him????
sungshine
Thanks hyunjinnie i would really appreciate your help!
seungmo
Well chan hyung, you see...,
seungmo
Felix and hyunjin were chased by security guards
seungmo
Jisung and i weren't
leeknow
Oh wow you really just left them to their destiny
sungshine
Nah, don't worry
sungshine
The security guards won't find them if we just leave the mall within fifteen minutes
binsual
Did your oracle powers tell you that?
sungshine
Yeah they did actually
lixie
Okay we're coming to you then!
sungshine
Great! we're still by the escalators
christiano
Sometimes i think my friendship with you guys is a gift
christiano
Other times i think of it as a test of my patience and stress management
sungshine
I think they're both accurate tbh
christiano
That's probably true
sungshine
Ok we should probably go meet hyunjinnie and lix
sungshine
Wait minho hyung please send me more pics of your cats!
binsual
...did he really send you cat pics yesterday??
sungshine
Yes he did and i appreciate it very much!
leeknow
I will happily send you more pictures
leeknow
Finally, someone who doesn't block me when i spam him with cat pics
christiano
Seungmin, text me once you're sure that no one's getting arrested
christiano
And kids, please try not to get into any more trouble today, yeah?
sungshine
No promises but sure!
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