SKZ! WITCHES (SKZ! ChatSeries)
mayhaps i cackled
seven witches, b*tches (7)
binsual
I'm actually shocked
binsual
Jisung said yes to hanging out with us
binsual
Heard it with my own two ears
leeknow
He doesn't know what he's getting himself into
seungmo
Let me stop you right there
seungmo
Never said he wasn't
seungmo
But he speaks as much meme as felix and has a similar weird chaotic energy as minho hyung
seungmo
If anyone's gonna regret this, it'll be us
hyunjinnie
Oh yeah that's accurate lmao
christiano
Did jeongin actually show up to a conversation? And before me?
seungmo
Not that you've set the bar high...
hyunjinnie
Yeah hyung you're usually late
christiano
Okay, yeah, but what's more surprising is that jeongin actually showed up
lixie
Omg! I just noticed! He sent a bunch of question marks!
leeknow
I've never been impressed with anyone but myself since 2007 when I mistook my own reflection for another person
leeknow
So technically i was still impressed with myself but it counts since i thought it was another person
christiano
I should have left this group chat when i graduated last year :/
christiano
Also, weren't we supposed to be talking about jisung and the plan for saturday?
seungmo
Us getting sidetracked in a conversation? It's more likely than you think
christiano
But yay! Jisung is coming on Saturday!
leeknow
Does he know that we're witches? Is he a witch?
hyunjinnie
Does he know about us? Unclear.
hyunjinnie
Is he a witch himself? Also unclear.
binsual
Wow that's helpful
lixie
Hyungs do you know anything about that?
christiano
All i know is that he used to live in a village full of witches
christiano
Doesn't necessarily mean anything, but it seems likely that he at least knows the supernatural exists
leeknow
Does that mean we can be as weird as we want in front of him?
leeknow
I'm asking for a friend
seungmo
Maybe you could try not to scare him away immediately
christiano
A good suggestion that i suggest you listen to, okay?
christiano
Be yourselves but don't be weird
hyunjinnie
Hyung HOW DO WE DO THAT???
christiano
... Should have expected that
christiano
Okay just be nice! Be weird and nice! That's not impossible, is it?
christiano
Yeah, you have a point :/
binsual
Wtf am i supposed to shoot??
christiano
No no it's just something you say
seungmo
Who do you want him to shoot hyung?
lixie
If you wanted us dead you could say so!
christiano
Changbin what's you suggestion?
binsual
That we add jisung to this chat
binsual
Or make a new one with him in it
binsual
Since apparently we're planning to adopt him into this friend group
seungmo
All of us 2000 liners have it but ok
lixie has added jisungie to the group
seungmo
wAIT THE CHAT NAME!!!
seungmo
Didn't send that in time
leeknow
Too late to fix it now lol
jisungie
Uuh,, hello lix! What's this?
christiano
Hello sungie and welcome to our group chat!
jisungie
Omg! I know you...
jisungie
It's crispy hyung!
leeknow
Chan, you're never gonna live this down
seungmo
Mayhaps i cackled at that
christiano
Lord up above please give me patience amen
binsual
Hey jisung I'm here too
binsual
Not that i think it's a good idea to call attention to myself considering what you just did to my chan hyung...
leeknow
Does changbinnie also have a fun nickname you can share with us?
jisungie
The best i have would be dark baby rapper, but I'll admit it's not as good as crispy
hyunjinnie
... dark BABY rapper
leeknow
... DARK baby rapper
binsual
If anyone accents the rapper part of that, you're dead
jisungie
Wait you guys have fun names
jisungie changed their screen name to sungshine
sungshine
Oh wait you guys are witches? Is this a coven?
christiano
Oh sHIT we didn't fix the chat name
christiano
I'm so sorry i promise we weren't keeping it from you, we just didn't know if
Lixie has set the chat name to eight witches, b*tches
innie
You could not have picked a better moment, felix hyung
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